Hello (post cut and colour) 💇🏼‍♂️

Obligatory hotel pic.

In much lighter news, I got the keys to my apartment yesterday 🤩

I don’t move for another month yet but here we are 📦

The Lord of the Sausage: The Two Towers

From the Baltic to the Caribbean, the treasure ships of odious regimes are being hunted. Can they be capsized for good? econ.st/4q5mtuA

Unimpressed

Epitome of fuck around and find out.

Wishing you all a above average day, pic unrelated.

I need to shave.

Slightly diminish a band: Decent Charlotte

Exxon labels Venezuela investment poison. #finsky

Upside of working today, is that it is going to be 41 Celsius (106 Freedom Units) outside. Featured: My hardworking A/C unit, a little gay flag, and a Qantas 737-800 model.

A flaming drink for a flaming homosexual

My 2026 goals :

My only goal for 2026 is to be even gayer, and thirstier, than ever before.

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Happy New Year to all my beloved pocket friends! Y’all make this place great.

Goodnight gay, theys, and allies in my phone.

I moustache you to like this post (beard returns for winter, 2026)

Bicep thread

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Gym selfie for attention reasons.

Terrible supervisor.

I worked Christmas Day, and am yet again, working today💰🎄

I’m on a train 🚂

Window kitty.

Also, fun fact, I will be moving to Melbourne next year!

Just two dumb bitches.

Summer cut for Xmas downunder 💇🏼‍♂️🇦🇺

Look at this baby ferry. LOOK AT IT, ITS SO CUTE 🥰

Why yes I did see Lady Gaga’s The MAYHEM Ball in Sydney last night 🪩

Doing yet more capitalism on Sunday.

Yet again, work on Saturday.

The hotel lighting was a vibe yesterday.

I went to the gym please like this pic 💙

Melbourne vibes ✨

Every time someone claims queerness is a “decision,” remember — the only decision here is prejudice. Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is. #LGBTQ+

It’s Saturday and I’m working, but at least I’m not in Sydney 🥰

So Threads is just bad, right?

A respectable result, I feel.

It’s Movember 👨🏻

The house (read: apartment) hunt hath begun and I’m already so keen for it to be over.

I love this dog 🥰 #brisbane

Might’ve had a haircut 💇🏼‍♂️

My second favourite kind of meat.

My kind of pussy 🐈

I want burgers, but my bank account said “there’s food in the freezer” 🙃

My Saturday shift is nearly done then book until November 5th 🥰