When people draw lamia/naga/mermaids with ass cheeks and hips and v obvious "legs" i get so sad

A centaur is two things in a commercial for Old Spice (2008)

Having a taur body would fix me

A holiday sketch commission for a friend on Discord featuring Link after donning the oft-forgotten Mermaid Suit from Oracle of Ages... and it looks like he might have trouble getting it off! 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #transformation #mermantf #mermaid Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A holiday sketch commission for @oneiricnerean2.bsky.social featuring his merman character Owen 🧜‍♂️ #merman #mermaid #merfolk Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A holiday sketch commission for a friend on Discord featuring Baldur's Gate 3's Gale of Waterdeep wearing a garment specifically designed to show off his... ass-ets 🍑 #Gale #GaleDekarios #BG3 Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A holiday sketch commission for @someguy987.bsky.social featuring his character Quint Walker, who seems to be enjoying the views at his local beach 🌞🍹 #centaur #taur #terato Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

With 2026 being Year of the Horse, I hope to see a lot of handsome #centaur men drawn this year from people. It's only fitting.

A commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social depicting his dramatic transformation into a scorpion-taur, one inspired by the Scorpion King from The Mummy Returns 🦂 #taur #centaur #transformation #taurtf #centaurtf

A preview of a commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social 🦂 #taur #centaur #scorpion #scorpiontaur #taurtf #transformation Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

centaur that doesnt know what "biphobic" means: "i dont really care humans are bipedal. they're just like that"

A mersona reference commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social, with or without ear fins and webbed fingers — take your pick! 🧜‍♂️✨ #merman #mermaid #mermantf #taur

Part two of what will eventually be a 5-part merman transformation sequence commission for @merrow.bsky.social! Rowen's moongazing is interrupted by a sudden wave surging onto shore, sweeping him off his feet as a miraculous transformation occurs. 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermantf #mermaid #transformation

A preview of a commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️ #merman #mermaid #taur #mersona Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

A preview of a commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

The first part of what will eventually be a 5-part merman transformation sequence commission for @merrow.bsky.social! A friendly merman invites Rowen down to the beach, but not just for a swim... Have you ever wondered what's on the dark side of the moon? 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #transformation #mermantf

A preview of a commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

Part one of a commission for a client on Discord, a sequence illustrating the climax (🤭) of the iconic centaur transformation story, Rash Decision. #centaur #taur #terato PATRONS saw it ONE WEEK EARLY! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A commission for GayGamer2004 on Discord featuring his car-taur cop, Declan! 🚓 (I guess this gives a whole new meaning to the term "mounted police", huh?) #centaur #taur #inanimate Patrons saw it ONE WEEK EARLY! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A preview of a commission for a client on Discord, a three-part sequence illustrating the climax (🤭) of the iconic centaur transformation story, Rash Decision. #centaur #taur #RashDecision Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

A preview of a commission for GayGamer2004 on Discord 🚓 #centaur #taur #cartaur #coptaur #inanimate Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

Exclusive mare, messy, and milky alts. of my Centaur Verso are available on Patreon for members of Elysium and Olympus! 🏔️ #centaur #taur #terato #bara Come join the party! ➡️ www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A ~spicy~ alternate version of my Centaur Verso from last month 😋🌶 (👇 Check the replies to see him without his expedition uniform! 🤭) #centaur #taur #terato Patrons saw it a month early! ➡️ www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

New exclusive illustration + details for all Elysium- and Olympus-tier members on Patreon! #centaur #centaurs #taur #terato ⬇️ View via the link below! ⬇️ 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/scisso...

A “swimsuit” alt. of Verso from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 as a centaur 🤭👙 (I don’t even wanna think about how much harder some of the Gestral beach challenges would be with two sets of hooves 😵‍💫) #centaur #taur #clairobscur #expedition33 @expedition33.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social

Verso of Expedition 33 — as a centaur! 💪 Last time Verso was split in half, he lost track of his legs and needed to get a new set painted for him. They're a bit unconventional, sure, but Monoco's since taken quite an interest in Verso's extra feet 👣 @expedition33.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social

New W.I.P. featuring Verso from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 as a centaur available on my Patreon for all members! 🎨 #centaur #taur #clairobscur #verso #expedition33 #coe33 #e33 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/centau...

New photomanipulation W.I.P. available on my Patreon for all members! 📸💫 #centaur #taur #transformation #centaurtf #taurtf 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/floore...

The sheer disappointment I feel when a game/movie/media has an establishing shot of a character that starts with horse legs then pans up to a rider instead of a Centaur.

Also down for removing my legs and getting a robot centaur body, that'd be cool

New photomanipulation W.I.P. available on my Patreon for all members! 📸💫 #centaur #taur #transformation #centaurtf #taurtf 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/no-pho...

I would enjoy being a centaur, I think

A preview of a commission for GayGamer2004 on Discord 🐯 #centaur #taur #tiger #tigertaur #centiger Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

Hello 💪🧜‍♂️

A commission for @tors396.bsky.social and @rikuthemermage.bsky.social 🌹 #centaur #centaurs #taur #taurs Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

Part 4-ish in what will eventually be a 4- or 5-ish part merman transformation commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

A preview of a commission for @tors396.bsky.social and @rikuthemermage.bsky.social 🧼✨ #centaur #centaurs #taur Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

A preview of a commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

i gotta be a taur

Part 3-ish in what will eventually be a 4-ish part merman transformation commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Patrons saw it a week early! 👉 www.patreon.com/c/pandemoniu...

A commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social featuring his persona being transformed into a nanny goat-taur! 🐐💫 Don't get caught swiping produce from the local farm... Otherwise they'll force you to make up for what was lost — with interest! #centaur #taur #transformation #centaurtf #taurtf

A preview of a commission for @merrow.bsky.social 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #mermaid #transformation #mermantf Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

A preview of a commission for @thenomeking.bsky.social 🐐💫 #centaur #taur #transformation #taurtf #centaurtf Available to view ONE WEEK EARLY on Patreon! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/commis...

Commission slots are available for ⭐️ Olympus and 🌸 Elysium members on my Patreon! Any remaining slots will become publicly available on 12 June 2025 📆 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/130784...

"A Rather Personal Favor", a W.I.P. inspired by the classic story Passing Fad: Dairy, is available on Patreon for all paid members! 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/rather...

Enjoy even more exclusive alts. of my Spider Mummy fan art on my Patreon page! 🕷 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

View exclusive alternate versions of Talu the Mer-Cenary on Patreon! #merman #MerMay #MerMay2025 #octopus 👉 www.patreon.com/pandemoniumn...

Added some colors and a background to the sketch of my merman mercenary — or mer-cenary for short! His name is Talu 🐙 Not sure what else exactly I plan to do with him at the moment, but he’s here, he’s queer, and he’s brandishing a spear. Get used to it! #merman #MerMay #MerMay2025 #octopus

Sometimes I like to imagine 'taur' characters have 2 bellybuttons 🙂

NSFW alts. of @oneiricnerean.bsky.social's merman character Edd available one week early for Elysium- and Olympus-tier subscribers on Patreon! 🧜‍♂️💫 #merman #MerMay #MerMay2025 👉 www.patreon.com/posts/edd-ns...