As much as I dislike playing favorites with living things, I think I can just say cephalopods as a whole are my fav animal. I've seen countless ppl say their fav animals are "lizards" etc without mentioning a specific group or species, it's just like that. I'm allowed.

People say there's a war on Xmas but I think there's actually a war on Halloween. Xmas stuff was in the shops in September, and now Easter stuff is showing up in January. Halloween stuff seems to only show up at the end of September around here.

I am ready for it to get warmer again, I woke up with numb toes last night, and in my delirious state I was terrified they'd have to be amputated for frostbite

It's freezing, my dudes 🎨@io-otter.space #fatfur

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The big nail bat I use to throttle myself when I see a character and think "I bet they'd look good [with one of my weird niche kinks]"

Uhhh my 2026 mission: Get very big Your mission: Survive

Maybe I should be freakier in 2026 too

I don't drink often, because every time I take a few sips I see something crazy happen, which makes me look back & forth between the strange sight and the drink with a comically bewildered expression, before I toss the drink over my shoulder

like a bowl full of jelly

ME IN THE MEGAMAN NT WARRIOR UNIVERSE: Names my Net Navi something that doesn't end in "-man" and gets bullied (as an adult)

THE REINDEER'S FAVORITE GAME GENRES: Dasher: Racing Dancer: Rhythm Prancer: Platformer Vixen: Fighting Comet: Shmup Cupid: Dating sim Donner: Shooting Blitzen: Strategy Rudolph: Some shit where you're a witch finding a cat missing in the alps or something

Haha can you guess what it is? 🎨bootfromtv.bsky.social #fatfur #weightgain

What's he gonna get? Gotta keep it trimmed and wet!

I started getting a slight feeling that Santa wasn't real when I wanted an RC car for Xmas and Mum said Santa thought our garden was too small to race it around

Pokeman would be 100x more entertaining if there were "wrong" evolutions like in Digimon

Love to eat a main course dish that tastes so sweet it feels like it should be a desert, feels like I'm breaking the law & getting away with it

The worst part about being on the spectrum is when the giant 3D Wikipedia articles manifest around me and the diagrams/text boxes knock shit off my desk

I think some of the most effective monster designs are the ones that look kinda silly until you think about what it'd be like to see one running across your path at night

Big smile when ppl fav the normal ref of my fursona

Rescue the cool character designs from Fortnite and put them in something that can explore their personalities etc like an RPG

2026 will be the year fart alts start getting more likes than the original posts

Dropping by a minute to let u know I'm doing good!!! Will be back for reals this weekend probably

Might take a social media break for a few days! Do not do weird things to my tummy while I'm not lookin

I think the most upset I've felt about video game negativity was when a lot of weird adults got mad about Skylanders. That series was absolutely beloved by kids, but some fully grown men wanted it to fail because it wasn't like old Spyro

I keep thinking Deltarune and Digital Circus are the same thing

*Watches a mid film but there's a lady creature in it that I become attracted to* oh no

I wish more things were like Kirby Air Riders- just suddenly announced with no foreshadowing and released half a year later. This applies to games and movies etc

I wish Disney didn't invest in Sora (AI) and invest more in Sora (Kingdom Hearts) instead

One of my new years resolutions is to run a TTRPG that isn't play-by-post, I think it would be pretty epic Finding players who are available is hard though ough

Carry a list of old lottery numbers (from a wide range of dates) at all times, just in case you get warped into the past. Win the lottery twice and become famous. Use the money & attention to create your favorite movie/novel/game/franchise that doesn't exist yet.

If you beat Metroid Prime 4 fast enough you see all the new annoying characters in their underwear! "Um we're naked...that just happened!"

Uhh another video game take from me: the late game bosses, especially the final boss, should not have NPCs giving you hints like "hit the tentacles" etc. It's exam time and it's time to show how smart u are

Video game series with recurring enemies & creatures: Most online ppl can prob name up to 10 Mario or Final Fantasy creatures. Most can prob name up to 5 Kirby enemies. Mega Man though? Good look finding anyone who can name any beyond the Met and maybe Sniper Joe.

Pokeman should introduce an Abnormal type for creatures who are a little, y'know, gleep bingbop *click* woop-woop eeheeheehee

1 of my fears is ppl will think I like characters because they are stinky but I actually just like critters who are uncouth

Shout out to Snowboard Kids being the only N64 game that wasn't Zelda/Mario/Banjo/Rayman/Turok/007 that my friends had (like 7 of them had N64)

Writing a story about a little guy named Winnie-the-Pooh The Bear

Do you think they apologized to the Grinch for the things said about him in "You're a mean one, Mr Grinch" after he had his change of heart?

Live your life in such a way that a photo of your final seconds aren't used as a funny reaction meme

Ok so what I'm gathering, the main takeaway of Metroid Prime 4 is that it's a perfectly alright game but a lot of people's expectations were way too high

I think it's so funny that the snowman in Jack Frost was made to look like George Clooney but then Michael Keaton replaced him once the animatronic had been made. Once you know this you can't stop seeing it

Uhhh my comic book movie take of the now: they don't need Batman to meet Superman, I think Mr Terrific works better as a guy with no powers & gadgets for the situations Supes gets into

I need to know what the designers were thinking when they gave BotW Rauru a gold navel

New word I came up with for Urban Dictionary: Limming - The action of being in the backrooms or similar "liminal" spaces

I'm just really glad Super Sentai had a bug themed team before it ended

Uhh my big brain fun idea I came up with today is a series like The Boys except with isekai and/or battle shounen tropes instead of superheroes

Love characters who can hide how fat they are with some magic/tech/power

You can trust someone who draws the Look Outside protag with 1 arm