It’s 20mins long and it’s hot as FUCK 😂 Should I sell it after he gets to see and enjoy it? 🥰

Ooooof just shot a little something for my man that’s left me a little… 😵‍💫

Feeling my telenovela diva teas today

My Chess deep-dive looped me back to the OBC of Evita and goddamn I forget how fucking perfect this score is. In a just world, I would have been born a hot and talented woman so I could have played this role. 😭

I don’t want to work today. Send help 😩

Got to attend a Very Delta live show and it was a BLAST. Delta Work remains one of the funniest queens to come out of Drag Race and I’m happy that her career continues to flourish. If you have the chance to get tickets to her show on this tour: RUN! You won’t regret it. Laughed til it hurt.

I’m sick. Send help. 😂

Ohhhh yeah this one wrecked me enough for 57 lifetimes. 😭

When I learn PITY THE CHILD and start scream-singing it throughout my house, it’s OVER FOR YOU HOES

Me deep in the “trying to make sense of the Chess plotline” to “fuck it, the music is too good to care” pipeline:

An incredibly sexy man is reading next to me on the train annnnd he’s reading… The Origin of Species??? 😂

My fav part of CHESS is *spoiler alert* — The end when they bring out Florence’s dad (?) and they bring out this old man who’s been hiding under the stage all night. Love this man taking a job for a 2min scene. Claim that AEA credit diva and secure another year of insurance pls.

Had a cute little NYC trip and got to see RAGTIME, 25th ANNUAL PUTNUM COUNTY SPELLING BEE annnnnd CHESS. Now I’m fully down the CHESS rabbit hole and have read everything I could about its production history and listened to every recording I could find. 😂 Send help!

You ever cum so hard you give yourself a migraine? 😅

Ok I decided I’m gonna give this Bluesky thing another whirl but y’all gotta keep me engaged… nothing worse than shouting into an empty tunnel.

Stranger Things theatrical finale screening tickets secured.

Just got back from 3 hours of shoveling and I’m feeling feral 🫦

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread I’m on my way to 36 next year 🥰

Baby Godzilla is DEFINITELY gay and yes… several centuries old even though he’s still an infant.

Was driving home in the blizzard last night and saw a man dressed as Santa waving a sign around that said “trans women are men”… IN A BLIZZARD?!? Like y’all mental illness and not knowing how to mind your OWN DAMN BUSINESS… anyway, I really hope that man woke up to severe frostbite today. 🥰

I love that y’all are speculating over Fiyero’s 🌽🌽🌽 but I’m just over here realizing that his buns are probably made of cornbread. 🥰🥰🥰

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK ELPHABA:

It’s been such a long fucking year. Putting together a lil playlist of my favorite songs this year and I was high key GAGGED when I realized Mayhem and DtMF both came out in 2025?!?!?

I still love you all, I just keep forgetting about this app. 🥰 but here’s a picture of my hard nipple literally cutting through my 21yr old tshirt. 😘

Happy #wicked day to all who celebrate today!!! Can’t wait to sob my way through this movie tonight.

Stressful day at the office… ready for a drink!

Y’all wanna come over and play PHAGS on my PS4 tonight????

Are you a fan of #horrormusicals? #horror #horrorsky bloody-disgusting.com/movie/386580...

Any skeeters out near Raleigh NC? Going to be there for work this week and would to skeet in person.

I missed being naked on here.

They walked so Sam Star could run #dragrace

I feel like I never have anything to say on these app anymore.

Not a soul can cock (a gun)

I turned 35 today… please clap. 🥰

New Miley Cyrus is giving SHOWGIRLS annnnnd that’s all I needed to draw me instantly into this new era! 😍

Gay bookstagram: *2 weeks ago* “Queer art is under attack!” *last week, commenting on a post about a queer book* “NEED TO READ THIS! IT’S BEEN IN MY TBR FOR 300 YEARS 😩!” *today* “So I was at B&N at 8:57am to get the first Sunrise on the Reaping out of the box. Just finished, here’s my thoughts—“

Light afternoon of reading after some overdue yard work! 🥰

Kinda crazy that Tim Burton lost the Batman franchise because he didn’t want to make toy commercials, and then spent the majority of the rest of his career making movies that are toy commercials

Gonna start selling sniffs of my leftover Double Scorpio in the alleyways at Boystown like a crack dealer. www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...

people born in 1981-1996, hows life?

Hi bbs who’s out here listening to MAYHEM?!? Missed the drop here on Bluesky because work has taken over my life but I’m ready to skeet all over it. What did we all think? I’ve been obsessed since my first listen. Fav song so far? Mine changes daily but today it’s THE BEAST. #mayhem #ladygaga

I miss Queen Latifah on my movie screen. 😭

Not the Tony Todd erasure… they had a publicist on there but not Tony Todd????

Kandy Muse becomes the second Dominican to win an Academy Award.

Somebody comes over and tells you to put on a dumb, fun movie… what are you picking? My pick:

Jesus I just realized it’s officially my birthday month. 🫠 This year is both flying and dragging. What even is time anymore???

Well, have you?

Real queer bars would stop their Drag Race viewing parties. 💅🏻