It’s kinda cool that a little gay show from Canada with no budget came swinging out the gate and has been dominating public discourse and the zeitgeist in the midst of Stranger Things’ biggest and most expensive final season. LONG LIVE THE ERA OF HEATED RIVALRY!

Made the mistake of smoking before I restarted my Heated Rivalry rewatch and now I can’t stop speaking to my dog in a Russian accent.

How it feels listening to the Heated Rivalry playlist for the first time after finishing the show:

HAPPY JANUARY FRIENDS!! It's time for our annual #31daysofMusicals marathon! Every day in January Jus and I take turns picking a different movie musical at least one of us has never seen. This year marks our SIXTH year of doing this!

Stranger Things Series Finale Spoilers Without Context:

Fully prepared to die and cry my eyes out. I can’t believe nearly 10yrs of STRANGER THINGS ends tonight. 😩 The energy in the theater is insane and say what you will about Netflix… in 5yrs of attending my local theater, I haven’t seen it even 1/4th as crowded as it is now.

Ok bbs it’s time for our communal “best of 2025” playlist! What was your FAVORITE song of 2025?!? It was such a damn good year for music and I’m still having trouble narrowing it down but one thing is for sure… my favorite album was Jade’s long anticipated debut album: THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY!

If gays could have babies, Heated Rivalry would have launched a MASSIVE baby booms and 90% of our children would be named Shane, Holland, Hollander, Ilya, etc… 😅

Happy holidays from your favorite dads!

It’s 20mins long and it’s hot as FUCK 😂 Should I sell it after he gets to see and enjoy it? 🥰

Ooooof just shot a little something for my man that’s left me a little… 😵‍💫

Feeling my telenovela diva teas today

My Chess deep-dive looped me back to the OBC of Evita and goddamn I forget how fucking perfect this score is. In a just world, I would have been born a hot and talented woman so I could have played this role. 😭

I don’t want to work today. Send help 😩

Got to attend a Very Delta live show and it was a BLAST. Delta Work remains one of the funniest queens to come out of Drag Race and I’m happy that her career continues to flourish. If you have the chance to get tickets to her show on this tour: RUN! You won’t regret it. Laughed til it hurt.

I’m sick. Send help. 😂

Ohhhh yeah this one wrecked me enough for 57 lifetimes. 😭

When I learn PITY THE CHILD and start scream-singing it throughout my house, it’s OVER FOR YOU HOES

Me deep in the “trying to make sense of the Chess plotline” to “fuck it, the music is too good to care” pipeline:

An incredibly sexy man is reading next to me on the train annnnd he’s reading… The Origin of Species??? 😂

My fav part of CHESS is *spoiler alert* — The end when they bring out Florence’s dad (?) and they bring out this old man who’s been hiding under the stage all night. Love this man taking a job for a 2min scene. Claim that AEA credit diva and secure another year of insurance pls.

Had a cute little NYC trip and got to see RAGTIME, 25th ANNUAL PUTNUM COUNTY SPELLING BEE annnnnd CHESS. Now I’m fully down the CHESS rabbit hole and have read everything I could about its production history and listened to every recording I could find. 😂 Send help!

You ever cum so hard you give yourself a migraine? 😅

Ok I decided I’m gonna give this Bluesky thing another whirl but y’all gotta keep me engaged… nothing worse than shouting into an empty tunnel.

Stranger Things theatrical finale screening tickets secured.

Just got back from 3 hours of shoveling and I’m feeling feral 🫦

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread I’m on my way to 36 next year 🥰

Baby Godzilla is DEFINITELY gay and yes… several centuries old even though he’s still an infant.

Was driving home in the blizzard last night and saw a man dressed as Santa waving a sign around that said “trans women are men”… IN A BLIZZARD?!? Like y’all mental illness and not knowing how to mind your OWN DAMN BUSINESS… anyway, I really hope that man woke up to severe frostbite today. 🥰

I love that y’all are speculating over Fiyero’s 🌽🌽🌽 but I’m just over here realizing that his buns are probably made of cornbread. 🥰🥰🥰

Four Christmas movies to know me by:

FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK ELPHABA:

It’s been such a long fucking year. Putting together a lil playlist of my favorite songs this year and I was high key GAGGED when I realized Mayhem and DtMF both came out in 2025?!?!?

I still love you all, I just keep forgetting about this app. 🥰 but here’s a picture of my hard nipple literally cutting through my 21yr old tshirt. 😘

Happy #wicked day to all who celebrate today!!! Can’t wait to sob my way through this movie tonight.

Stressful day at the office… ready for a drink!

Y’all wanna come over and play PHAGS on my PS4 tonight????

Are you a fan of #horrormusicals? #horror #horrorsky bloody-disgusting.com/movie/386580...

Any skeeters out near Raleigh NC? Going to be there for work this week and would to skeet in person.

I missed being naked on here.

They walked so Sam Star could run #dragrace

I feel like I never have anything to say on these app anymore.

Not a soul can cock (a gun)

I turned 35 today… please clap. 🥰

New Miley Cyrus is giving SHOWGIRLS annnnnd that’s all I needed to draw me instantly into this new era! 😍

Gay bookstagram: *2 weeks ago* “Queer art is under attack!” *last week, commenting on a post about a queer book* “NEED TO READ THIS! IT’S BEEN IN MY TBR FOR 300 YEARS 😩!” *today* “So I was at B&N at 8:57am to get the first Sunrise on the Reaping out of the box. Just finished, here’s my thoughts—“

Light afternoon of reading after some overdue yard work! 🥰

Kinda crazy that Tim Burton lost the Batman franchise because he didn’t want to make toy commercials, and then spent the majority of the rest of his career making movies that are toy commercials

Gonna start selling sniffs of my leftover Double Scorpio in the alleyways at Boystown like a crack dealer. www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...