I occasionally am unashamedly both the naked neighbor and a the slightly audible sound system neighbor

loving all the international visitors in the US experiencing the joy of some of our most commonplace eateries — like going over to your friend's house who's mom buys the good snacks

"because of track may-teen-neece"

I'm short-tall and when I tell you that they just don't make this world for another over 6'

restless leg syndrome is the best argument I could feasibly hear to be goaded into believing in witchcraft

I fweakin wove my neighbowhood guys

some folks have Bravo shows, I have the hyper-local cafe drama between multiple businesses

Reading reactions to Obsession and the amount of people suggesting that the film should be clearer in its themes makes me think people long for the return of the Cryptkeeper to tell them what the story is about.

saw obsession last night — send help

If you don't pick up your dog's shit, its literal bacteria laden excrement, I don't care the reason, I think you should actually be eaten by your dog and turned into a shit

fReE mArKeT cApItAlIsM eEeEuUuhHhHhh Okay then lemme have a fucking Huawei you brick bitch cucks

amtrak really fucking up today

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

witnessing the enshittification of Instagram on its quest to be every single other app imaginable is truly insane Your greed, ignorance, & hubris will be your destruction, Mark — and it cannot come quickly or resounding enough

foggy mornings are often the most peaceful mornings

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

everything is ads, and a subscription model, and ads, and government surveillance, and ads, and private equity, and ads, and data mining, and ads, and enshittification, and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads and ads

new ig UI is complete assssss — goddamn that zuскfuск really hates everyone huh

he's not seeing 2027

The inauguration speeches are simply incredible

god bless the B44-SBS

Merry Christmas, everyone!🎄Thank you so much for the likes, shares, comments, messages, and follows during my Muppet Christmas Character countdown! This movie and these muppets clearly hold a very special place in our hearts. ❤️ #themuppetchristmascarol

just a fella and his basal cell carcinoma against the world

Why are 12-year-olds vaping??

It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap

today is almost one of those days where i can make a stupid and avoidable mistake and not immediately want to say I deserve to be kicked to death in the street for it

the only time I would ever tell a woman to cover up is when they're openly hacking wet phlegm in public

anyone need an extra 40 lbs?

I like my name, but I can't look at it for too long because otherwise I hear the rickshaw carrying my existential panic, identity crisis, and dissociation fast approaching

maybe we have to slog through another global pandemic for people to remember how to act in public because good fuuuuuugging goddd

ai slop commercials at regal

Skechers has some new ad campaign for monochromatic shoes and they all feature blatantly ai slop and it just looks like dogggggggshit

summer is the worst season by a landslide

it's nervous system disregulation Tuesday folks

does anyone else feel like they're actively going insane right now?

the law should be that thrice annually and with understandable and reasonable cause, you're allowed to take someone's phone outta their hand and fling it into oblivion

I will 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 forgive these techbro dickheads for taking the humble and harmless 3.5 mm jack from us. I pray hell exists just for psychopaths like you

I pray that for people who listen to TikToks on their phones out loud in public at full volume lose the ability for touch screens to recognize their fingers as styluses

I can't believe I gotta do this for 40 to 50 more years

“banning pornography” is bad on its own but it is imperative that everyone understand that these people consider the very existence of queer people to be pornographic they consider the most chaste depiction of a queer relationship, or an openly trans person, to be porn and they want it banned

Montreal really fucks with a hatchback and I fuck with that

If Deathnote were set today, I think Light is probably getting caught by episode 10 at the latest

there is something telling that most of my opening tabs on chrome are for art prints I want

the halal I'm about to get is going to make me 𝙇 𝙚 𝙫 𝙞 𝙩 𝙖 𝙩 𝙚

Tonight is huge for Cartoonist Americans as Zohran Mamdani is the first mayor of New York City with a cartoonist girlfriend

"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!