Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

I need them to make a “moons haunted” joke

Why are we saying no to making new original ideas these days? Its proven again and again that the way to make money is NEW things and not sequels. What are you going to reboot in 20 years if you already rebooted your original IP twice?

While im at it and angry, im sick of shows that showcase women’s torture/abuse. GoT, Handmaids Tale, and now constant ads for The Testaments. Why dant we have more women led tv shows that dont hinge on what is honestly torture porn more than entertainment. Its too close to real life lately.

Why are little girls expected to see themselves in a boy character for EVERY movie, but little boys cant be given the same expectation? Give them the chance and they CAN empathize and embrace girl leads and characters and stories!!! The default character is not always a boy!

I wanna slap whichever ancestors gave me genes that make my hair grow at what must me twice the normal speed. Now that Inlike it short, im remembering why I keep letting it grow out for 2 years at a time this is ridiculous.

Its penguin time, yall

Thought i found a loophole and wouldnt have to wear a uggo hat while working. Apparently my boss drove by this morning, saw me uggo hatless and stopped by to give me a new uggo hat. I was so close 😭

Hot take: i dont like when people really emphasize “phrases you can mess up while learning a language and accidentally say something like “F*ck your sister” when you meant “strawberry”” It scares people away from learning a new language over fear of dropping curses left and right.

Fuck i got a parking ticket

How cute he decides to be when i am in a zoom class wtf

Ik her tiny head DOES fit in this glass bc Loki’s big noggin does. Shes just a weirdo about water and kept almost tipping it over on her own 🥲 (also peep her cute little beard at the end i love her)

Brothers, smh. 🤦‍♀️

Kinda want to raise a caterpillar to a butterfly. We used to do that a sometimes growing up and I miss it. Anyone in LA know where I can get a lil caterpillar?

7:30am. Barely awake. One of the kids looked me in the eye and gave me a deadpan salute like shes off to war. Babe its elementary school the day before spring break its not that serious 😂

Thinking about spring break. Coming from a family of teachers I was always lucky to have parents who had the same week off. Genuinely, what do parents do who dont have that time off?? Do they have to use vacation days for this if they dont have family to watch the kids? This is so fucked

Usually my afternoon shift is 15 mins of crazy during dismissal. Today the school is doing a free ice cream social. Theyre all still here😭

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

It stopped raining and i traded a brand new but abandoned reusable bag for a gingerale. God is a woman and she wants me to be happy.

I feel raindrops. Its not supposed to rain until 8. Im outside for work another 30mins more. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

Sleepy creepin

Gave myself the ick by saying the word “ranch” bc wtf why do i say it like that?? I love ranch this is so upsetting

I am once again, asking for a remote job/interview that ISNT a scam 😒

A grandpa was talking to me about moving from China in the 80s, getting mugged by knife in NYC, almost dying in Colorado, and then guessed my exact height while im sitting bc he ex-gf was also that tall. Grandpa PLEASE this is a lot of information at once

Theres this fashionista elementary school student I see every morning who is usually in all pink, pastels, fun colors and silly hats. Today she was in all black with cheetah print belt sash and cheetah cardigan. “Today I’m making a statement!” OK GIRL SLAY

Once again I am the only one to show up to Chinese class so there was no hiding how dumb i am. It was a struggle bus. I am illiterate.

Shoutout to the dad who sits in non-awkward silence with me for 20mins everyday until school gets out and he picks up his kid. We had one conversation a few weeks ago but now its just solemn nods and silence. We cool.

Is it possible to find a remote job that ISNT an MLM? gotdamn.

My car’s michigan magnet has drawn yet another michigander to me to ask if thats also where im from. I need a punch card or something, i couldve gotten a free pasty by now bc why do we all live in south pasadena

Big baby wouldnt calm down until he got covered in my hoodies

Twice this morning i had to step in front of a car who was trying to turn onto the street where i was standing letting kids cross. You cant go around me! Thats the whole point!!!

Im out here playing flight of the bumblebee on this whistle to get these kids to not cross the street when its unsafe and they lie to my face saying “i couldn’t hear you sorry😃” If youre gonna lie badly, just dont even bother 😒

Insta-blocking anyone who speaks positively about this show. Rowling is a bigot who is actively campaigning to make trans lives worse so if you watch this show I will assume you are a transphobe, end of.

I think…driving down to LAX to yell at ICE agents could cure me. It sounds fun.

Live action Moana is a movie made for people who want to watch movies made by AI. It cost too much to make, the acting and timing is awkward, and the audio sounds like they just copied it directly from the animated version. Theres no soul.

Ya girl’s first shopping trip with food stamps 🤪 i love when my taxes go towards actual relief programs instead of war. Lets get more of this kind of thing, yea?

In the year of our lord 2026, why have we not solved the issue of call-ins to radio stations sounding like absolute poop from a butt. Is it a nostalgia thing? We have the technology SURELY. They did surgery on a grape, i think we can solve this.

Dessert nachossssssssss! 👏

Stood in the sun for an hour to interview at erewhon and when they asked me why i wanted to work there i could only honestly say “i need to work in a place with air conditioning”. Hopefully they have a good sense of humor and will pay me to drink-i mean MAKE smoothies bc that sounds heavenly rn

Heigh-ho…its off to work i go 😭

If youre wondering if kids still pinch each other for not wearing green on St Patricks day? The tradition is alive and well. I reminded one of the teachers bc she wasnt wearing green and she looked like she wanted to run back to her car and just leave. hope she has something green in her classroom🫡

We had to take a bus for 6 hours to Mackinac Island when we couldve drove for 2ish and been going to a cornbread factory???????

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wtf

Need to stop going on fb bc what do you mean there are people using a loudspeaker in a public park and preaching about God but also about suicide and going to hell but all the comments are “its a good reminder to pray!” “Someone may need a sign from God let them preach!” ITS GIVING CULT

Why he sit like that

My tummy hurts and instead of being brave about it, i am learning new crafty hobbies on TikTok that i have no time or money to learn. Now my heart hurts too.

Omg one of the kids was worried that crossing guards have to stand outside for the entire day 😭 babe no its just an hour before/after school i would be SO sunburned otherwise

The world sucks. But at least i found the good half of a pencil! Perfectly sharpened! And no teeth marks!! Little treasure 🥰

Rubbed my eye and accidentally got a mix of sweat and sunscreen in it. Its officially summer, yall

I need people to STOP saying California is going to be bombed and US banks are going to be shutdown in cyberattacks. Its freaking out my parents and im tired.