Attempted to fix my horrible sock tan lines and ended up with sunburn on the tops of my feet. Cool cool.

Look at this bigass caterpillar my parents found!! 🤯

I think they missed me 🥰 he has bumped up to a new level of clingy omg

Its the year of our lord 2026. We can board an airplane efficiently, surely. RIGHT 🙃

Sitting at the Detroit airport and got an email about Grand Rapids ArtPrize 2026….

She found the ideal nap position

Drinking this until im out of the 💩 disease hotspot that is my home state. Save me, Vernors! Vernors, save me!!

Hell freaking yeah, dawg. Theres no rock’n rye but it will do

In michigan. Eating fruit. Will i get the 💩 disease? Time will tell.

A stranger handed me their baby on the plane. I have become the trusted adult and the baby didnt even cry. 🤯

Used up all my good luck for the year. Had to park in the cheap lot at the airport for a short trip and only 1 spot was available out of like 295. I got the LAST one and found it super quickly holy shit

Every few years we get a tv show about strangers from around the world joining together in some mysterious/slightly magical destiny. Lost, Heroes, Sense8….we are due for another right? Its been long enough. Or dies this specific genre not exist anymore

Trying to sleep but distant firework booms sound very much like a cat throwing up in the other room and it’s triggering my fight or flight. Yay ‘murica i guess

3 presidents have died on the 4th of july i like those odds

3 teens just rode by on their bikes wearing black trashbags over their shirts. When I asked why, they said “we’re going trash bagging”. Girl WHAT do you mean?? Am i unc?

Old man just drove by smoking a tobacco pipe?? They still do that??

Final shift of summer school!

Hey siri, play fireball by pitbull

Just almost got hit by a car bc someone sped up going through a 3way intersection. Almost hit me AND a dad on a scooter with his kid. Gdi i hate bad drivers.

I feel like we're not talking about how "gender tests" for participation in girls sports IS SEXUAL ASSAULT OF MINORS STATE SANCTIONED SEXUAL ASSAULT OF MINORS

The kid who usually shows me a cool toy truck on his way to school decided to shake it up and bring a large wolf creature toy? No idea what he was trying to say.. “poison-asaur” but it was definitely a purple wolf. Either way, thats sick 🔥👍

Cant wait for summer to be over so i can safely cuddle my cats without fear of a bigass firework scaring them off and scratching me tf up

Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

Call me crazy, but if the only way to make my passion project was to work with and defend a well known sex pest…i simply would not make my passion project. 🤷‍♀️

Just got to pet two of the sweetest golden retrievers. They were gingers and looked just like my old dog Butter (not my dog but we basically shared her with the neighbor) 🥹❤️

if execs and trustees got over their fucking greed, we'd have such flourishing creative industries

Going back to being a revisionist for 6 months starting at the end in September. I will have been unemployed from fulltime work for 18 months. This is unsustainable.

Shoutout to the kindergartener that shows me a different one of his monster truck toys every morning. Your trucks ARE cool and you SHOULD be proud of them. I love show and tell

I feel like after the news broke a few weeks back about screwworms in beef Ive been getting so many videos in my feeds anout beef recipes. Maybe Ive just got the yuck about it and that is on my mind to make the connection but gotdamm feels like every recipe i see is beef!

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Wasnt there another story recently about two missing giraffes that were found?? I wanna say South Carolina? Who is traveling the country stealing giraffes?

I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo

Watching this commercial shoot yesterday and today from my corner. With the amount of seemingly random stuff people are loading/unloading from 4 of these trucks, and theres seemingly endless work to do but nobody is rushing bc they know exactly what to do? Well oiled machine we love to see it.

Poppy’s bird came back, shouted a bunch, then sat on the railing for 5 mins hanging out. Apparently that wasnt enough time bc Poppy is a bit upset she cant see him in his house

Theres a commercial being shot at the park next to my assigned corner for being a crossing guard this month. Based off of the extras, costumes, setting…my guess is pharmaceuticals.

The only way I will be patriotic on the 4th of July this year is if he dies between now and then

Oh to be a kitty spooning on the couch on a Saturday. What a life.

Oh nooo Poppy was so excited to see her bird friend again and suddenly fireworks are going off! Its not even july yet lets calm it down!

Finally narrowed it down and I am now 95% sure Poppy is allergic to shrimp bc whenever she has that in her wet food, she 💩 her pants. No more shimp for babygirl!!!!

Accusing an animation I made of being ai and then in the apology saying “it kinda looked ai but i guess not, my bad”…thats the worst non-apology 🙄

Two teenagers on bikes kept riding through a stop sign and when I told them *nicely* shouted that bikes need to do a stop as well, they rolled their eyes! One if you is on an e-bike, that is basically a motorcycle!

Honestly not looking forward to hearing about the visiting soccer tourists that are here for the 4th of July getting hurt lighting fireworks. Americans are reckless enough with fireworks, i cant imagine drunk Europeans still on that high of their first waffle house and walmart doing any better.

A lady just pulled up and asked me for directions to the highway and I gave CORRECT directions WITH actual street names instead of landmarks. This is a big moment for me.

~10 mins before our balcony bird comes home for the night. His biggest fan is ready to greet him. 8:15 every night, lets see if he keeps that up again

How ya doin lil mama let me whisper in ya earrrrr

I think shes had a relaxing weekend

Is it a safe time to ask what a “Knick” is? Like what mascot do we got going on over there

Theres a British guy on tiktok visiting LA for the world cup and he keeps making nice videos touring around Pasadena but each time he posts hes closer to my apartment/neighborhood and I dont like it. The internet shouldnt show me local places! Shoo!

Tiday’s park happenings: Thought these 2 guys were at the park to cosplay knights but no, they also brought an axe and sword and keep jousting? They do one or two hits and then reset. Theres no cameras or phones out. Just guys being dudes. Nature is healing.

Little kid riding a scooter just went past yelling “lemonade! 1 for 3, 2 for 5, 3 for 6!” Homie where is your stand?! Your advertising is effective but lacking in LOCATION!