AMD really shit themselves at CES, good god.

Anybody who ****** *** ** ***** ******** ***** **** **** is someone who ***** ** ** ******* ** ** ******* mouth.

I am once again telling you to go see Marty Supreme.

I could FUCK UP a Chili’s Triple Dipper ™️ right now. Imma go to bed instead, but I COULD is all I’m saying.

THE NEW YORK JETS HAVE DONE IT AN ENTIRE NFL SEASON WITH NO DEFENSIVE INTERCEPTIONS THE FIRST TEAM IN NFL HISTORY Opposing QBs finish the year with 3,674 passing yards, 36 touchdowns, and no interceptions

Banger. Consider me the newest Chalametniac. Buddy was phenomenal.

Currently seated for Marty Supreme

He kinda got that shit on icl

I’ve typed and deleted like four different posts because I have so much to say but I’m not sure how to say it. Also, my opinions mean no more than anyone else’s so I don’t know why I feel an actual need to say anything at all. The only hope is that this is the year he finally ****.

Please remember I’m just spouting nonsense and these tweets aren’t real

Life is all about persistence, because consistency keeps moving even when clarity hasn’t arrived yet and outcomes are still negotiating their shape.

They beating the fuck outta bama dawg lmao

Progress rarely looks efficient in real time, but it still compounds when attention stays committed longer than doubt.

My New Year’s resolution is to tweet more meaningless faux-inspirational bullshit.

2026: the year it happens

I normally hate Patrick Mahomes, but I kinda feel bad for the guy now since him tearing his ACL means he’s gotta be home even more with his fuck ass wife

culinary majors be having spaghetti and meatballs due at 11:59pm on a random Thursday in October

idc Gangnam Style still goes crazy

Guy at the gym asked me to spot him on his bench. The man had 405 on the bar. How the fuck am EYE going to help you with that, dawg. You will die with the bar crushing your esophagus; I can’t help you.

“Do you take a safety?” No, dumbass

What a punt!!

Jared Goff in HELL

Insane giga-brain challenge from KOC. He saw the future

You need to moisturize your skin again, my boy

It’s a high school reindeer out there in Brooklyn or something that I think could start for Santa TODAY.

Would really like to see Rudolph’s VORP.

Merry Christmas to the TWS folks and anybody else who may be reading this (but mostly just the TWS folks).

I love drinking various juices and such

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Never forget.

The solution is easy, Adam is just scared to do it. Your year-end positional standing directly correlates to the percentage of your stadium revenue that you can claim as your own vs what goes to the NBA. 1st place? 100% 10th seed? ~ 45% Last place? Exactly enough to break even. No profit.

@dbrown.bsky.social let’s do this

The Jags!

Which one goes harder?

FTP

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That’s how those old 1970s nicknames came about because “Butterfinger Willis” immediately came to mind and for sure would have stuck back in the day

That’s a perfect form tackle.

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Guys, I think Marty Supreme might end up being generational.

I just learned that trees don’t actually exist.

They’re gonna fuck around and beat Indiana aren’t they

gm

I know I posted this the other day, but ts so gas I gotta post it again

Writing a children’s book titled, “Real Niggas Use Chapstick, Too” And it’s going to be about all of the very normal and acceptable social and societal norms that are for some reason frowned upon or seen as “gay” by “real nigga” culture. - Herbal Teas - Chapstick - Fuzzy Socks - And such

Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t even touched your Dr. Pepper Sweet-and-a-bit-Sassy Baked Beans

The kids are making fun of me today because I didn’t know what “hard launching” meant. I asked if that was similar to a YEET and they again told me I was acting like I was born in the 1900s, which is hurtful because it’s true.

Shew’d up and spit out. (Is this something?)

My uncle Scott is a milk trucker and he’s built just like this

Let this season be the end of this fuck ass chiefs dynasty