Ain't no fucking way

God please let him fail the physical it would be so fucking funny

thanks i hate it

They still might, but it's wild to put this part as a footnote

What's the record contract for a position coach

Somehow the name of Zion's trainer is the least believable (but most accurate!) part of this

60M down the drain some would say

We finally done pretending Draymond is untouchable because he's mean and has a Blue Yeti

6'4 Keyonte George in the starting lineup looking like

but why?

Yeahhh when the RB start talking I need a new RB

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and since Luther was honored as well😂, might as well watch one of my absolute favorite moments in music history

They made a new Chalamet?

Damn music this year musta been ASS

49ers are doing the infinite money glitch for 3rd round picks

Not 12 Years a Schroeder 😭

BREAKING NEWS: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein connected New York Giants chairman and co-owner Steve Tisch with multiple women, according to newly released emails.

Very funny that they just at no point considered not having a judge who was a Bama alum

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

KAI. Miseed that big fucker

America after Flo Rida released the worst song of 2012

I think the shittiest student film I made in college would sell 6 tickets. This is historic

"He wouldn't leave; they had no other choice"

Me turning on the TV tomorrow to watch Arsenal U14s play Kairat Almaty

Fox News is showing the president saying you can't have guns. Hang 150 on their hands. No mercy rule

I hate when actual start-ups do the "start-up culture" bs, but CBS doing it would make me break every window in the building with a bat

For what though

"Takes out a page in the WALL STREET JOURNAL to apologize to the Black community" lol

Darnold really is the NFL's NIL-era QB

Sam Darnold made the super bowl before Josh Allen lmao

This might be the first Super Bowl where I'm actually Team Meteor

Going for it on 4th down? Smart. Throwing at Witherspoon twice? Not smart.

HE IS AMMORTAL

Somebody 100% did this on purpose and a clueless exec just went "yep looks good to me"

Drake Maye made a super bowl before Josh Allen lmao

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

This is arguably worse than Desmon Ridder doing Doordash commercials or Klay saying Ni Hao

Those damn Ravens did it again

When the acquisition hits

Every nfl analyst loves Stefanski and it seems like everyone who played for him hates his guts. Seems like it matters

I hope we win a 3-peat and baseball just ends

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

I still don't know that I could name 5 players on Indiana. Cignetti is 1 of 1

An on-brand legend. There will never be another player who commits to the bit like Carson Beck

I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU CARSON BECK

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Carson Beck with 100 seconds and a dream, let's ride

24 is miserable