there are men in the government who want to stuff me with minced pimento

AZ's Floette might be in my top 10 favourite pokemon ever, can't overstate what it means to finally *actually* have one

FUCK Cloud Nine 🖕

I'm thinking about Gecqua at work today

this is my favorite type of craigslist ad

Might put something light on before bed. 'Baraka' maybe, or something like 'Koyaanisqatsi.' Easy viewing.

Oh!! :V

First look at ‘RAY GUNN’, a new animated film directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’) The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing later this year on Netflix.

I want what Twitter has with Japan

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

miis forever

I've been thinking about the astronauts on artemis 2 and wondering if they can watch reels while they're up there or tweet or anything

See him as he is, no longer afraid of anything. Sonic Heroes (2003)

what's bluesky doin with AI

this is exactly what being on t for a year feels like #tobplza

Every time I weigh emulating leafgreen over getting it on switch, the pros of emulating vaaaastly outweigh buying it. and yet... I'm still compelled to get it for some reason

I wish there was a way for me to politely decline the pigeon milk at the roost

its not my wallet

Robert Pattinson says he was slightly nervous presenting at the Oscars. “Everything was fine & then Zendaya said to me just before we went on stage: ‘The vein in your forehead is really, really popping out right now’ and I was like ‘Wha-?’ Then they’re like ‘And go!’”

Is chuck norris actually dead or have I been tricked by the joker

WAFRN should have a Garlicposting feed #🧄

That's honestly really fucked up

Something about Kay's sprite was bothering me and I only now realised why

ace attorney yuri doodles 🩵🩷💛💜 #aceattorney #tgaa #franmaya #faraskye #junithena #susahao

lowkenuinely does anybody wanna buy me pokopia 🙏

Conan O'Brien mocks Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos for not sending films to movie theaters: “Why are they all together enjoying themselves. They should be home alone where I can monetize it” See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

My best picture was 'Sinners' but if I had to guess I'd bet it's going to 'The Secret Agent' or 'Sentimental Value'

lowkenuinely does anybody wanna buy me pokopia 🙏

Might actually pop this one on and do a lil more shiny bagon hunting 🙏

It’s so fucked up that for things to get done you actually have to do them

finally getting back into Legends ZA for reasons I'm pretty sure are kinda obvious and my first shiny hunt is gonna be Bagon I think 💪

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The musical performances for the 2026 Oscars have been confirmed: • EJAE, Audrey Nuna and Reri Ami will perform “Golden” • Miles Caton & Raphael Saadiq will perform “I Lied to You” with an ensemble including Buddy Guy, Jayme Lawson, Li Jun Li, Misty Copeland, Bobby Rush, Shaboozey and Alice Smith

Did I hear DJ saying "trans mutilisation" on tv earlier

chatgpd what the hell is my babysitter blabbering about now

Who are those people pretending to sing in front of the gorillaz on snl

re9 might be enough to get me back into dbd a little bit

I genuinely cannot be dropping a hundred dollars to make Pokopia happen and especially if I don't have anyone to play it with

We don't have a Big Arch burger in Canada but frankly that is the most Cyberpunk 2077 billboard-sounding food to exist currently that I've ever heard of

Ace Attorney 7 I feel it in my fucking penis

can i just be real with you dude. i genuinely needa one dance.

Has Brennan seen these Make Some Noise prompts before? 👀

The only leon or grace figures i want are the amiibos

Re9 is so good

Hey it’s Peach. Hi peach.

Easy pick

I don't understand what the pikachus in the outfits was about, but those starters are too good