got your nose! ...oh. ew. actually i don't want this one. take it back

no it's chill I actually have several triffid friends I dated a triffid in high school

removes my cowboy hat revealing my immense genius forehead containing my massive and almost perfectly cube-shaped brain

there are men in the government who want to stuff me with minced pimento

my 23andme came back it says i'm 7% UK Hardcore

i'm half cyber on my dad's side

what if you were a lobsterman and you pulled your lobster trap up out of the sea and mario was in there dead

Chris Rock just slapped a labubu at oscar

my life a gif

(seeing guy with massive dick) huh. must be compensating for something

if you think about it, the joker is one of cinema's most classic and demented clowns. but not everyone can accept that

RELEASE THE POOH FILES

"Good morning, and I hope you have a blessed day." -THE SKULL

my ass would hate to be Pseudo-Dionysius the Areopagite when the substitute teacher got to his name on the roll sheet 😭

Bram Stoker's Dracula's Guest, 2008

friend: so we're meeting up for that thing later right me: that sounds like a WHALE of a good time! friend: me: that sounds like a WHALE of a good time!

didn't recognize my own hands and got a little bit turned on by them again award

let's all go to the obby let's all go to the obby

Pythagoras said I could have the Wisdom of the Egyptians when he was done w it

well, i got the results of my test back. i'm definitely computers

curly the stooge's "comedy secret" is that he was computers

it's all computers under the ocean

Dracula in Vegas, 1999