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activating worthless penis mode. jerking off commencing in t-minus 5 seconds

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mama can i bring my fursuit to the la brea tar pits

my long sleeve polyester trench coat keeps getting caught on the chain link fences at the poop factory

smoking a bowl for my fat uncle's pibby cosplay 🇯🇲

13 dollar crack rock and a little dream

implanting a tic tac in my urethra like one of those national park deer tags

shoving a jolly rancher up my ass to see where it goes

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yeah mom i'm an audiophile. no mom not audio pedophile stop saying that

audiophile jerking off with $2000 headphones to hear every individual droplet of cum

no grandma stop that's my record collection get out

just thought about 2016 the year of the memes and came so hard my microwave stopped working

(to the tune of here comes the sun) here comes the cum ugh ugh ugh ughh

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jerking off here

jerking off like this

taking a spool of dick

dude imagine if tung tung tung sahur was real

white people be like was bussalicious

(getting the metaphor wrong) you just gotta fuck it in the butt bro

getting into a bad break up and adding my ex's name to my muted words

bro did you know that in star wars the aliens jerk themselves off to take a shit bro it says it right here in the wiki

naming my pet ant fursuit porn

the adventure of a wonderful lunch with good spirits

cumshot bouncing like a pin ball all over my room until it bounces off outside and hits crucial space infrastructure and kills me

at santa's lap calling him a fat gameoverse buffoon

sneakerhead grandson won't stop putting his dick in the goldfish crackers so i hit him with a tire iron so hard he ricocheted all over my gaming room and destroyed my hazbin hotel figurines

when the doctors pulled me out they said that i was different bro i rub my forehead to cum bro you'd never know how good it feels bro

the eiffel tower was the first erection ever built

french people saying hello be like boner

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chatgpt is sending me on a quest so i can find myself a beautiful elve and i may live my life as a wonderful day dream

whenever optimus prime transforms into a car his engine jerks him off

bro just jerk me off i don't care anymore i've got nothing to live for

god came to my soul and he murdered my body

i feel like a space age crack baby

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yeah bro it's fucking crazy they call it jerking in. you actually push cum into your penis instead of out of

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(completely naked, body painted like a smurf) oh haha didn't think they'd let you leave work so early

fellow seekers of truth

tripping and breaking my heart

they're pelting me with paintballs full of pig's blood at work again

naming my son mewgenics fandom

my mom keeps throwing away my amazing digital circus hoodie