*Takes this and TFs into an argonian*

I just wanna talk to my friends again lol. Discord wtf.

How in the everliving ***FUCK*** do you make Falco Lombardi ***LESS HOT***

If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to hit someone with a sock full of nickels, I would have enough nickels to fill a sock and hit someone with it.

Fox McCloud

Thinking a lot about 2 things: 1. Project Hail Mary 2. Fox McCloud's slutty lower lip

Yip! Turn off your brights! Kobolds have darkvision! >_< Our first bumper sticker design by @shikushtaka.bsky.social is now available online! These stickers are retroreflective, just like street signs at night! https://scaly.shop/products/kbl-brights

I'm a kobold again. I just so happen to also be on my period though lol.

I'm human now.

Can I have the HRT that turns you into a kobold with an IQ of 14?

Hey did you know that Lazyscales 2e came out today? You didn't? Why don't you buy it. Buy Lazyscales 2e. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSLWM7GL/

BUY THE BOOK THAT CONTAINS UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNTS OF THERIANIZING RADIATION. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. GIVE ALL MORTAL POSSESSIONS TO @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW.

Have you considered: yip!

Does anyone know how to get shorter? thanks in advance.

dragon: I will give you three gold coins if you don't yip for an entire day kobold:  dragon:  kobold:  dragon: kobold: (sniffle) dragon: ok sorry

Fuck ICE and illegal wars. Impeach Trump. No Kings.

Go give Sephie your love and support and monies

Slaying the Spire with two people I love very deeply. Very happy to be alive right now.

Okay folks! In about 15 minutes on picarto.tv/Surrii I will be doing the first of several open comms streams while we count down the days till #Lazyscales Second Edition Come on in, hang out, talk about dragons! Get me to draw some fanart! #Transfur and #Fanart welcome! #TFSky #FurryArtist

I never thought I would say this, but Commander is a lot of fun.

Buy the book

I love doing this to my boyfriend while we play MTG.

Go read this book now. 11/10, and the only reason it's not a 12/10 is because no kobolds

Everyone talking about Browt, but that is a 2 out of 10 starter at best. Gecqua superiority for days.

Browt: Would cook with Walter White Pombon: Nintendo got them from Palworld in the divorce Gecqua: Please don't stand up when you evolve

Last night, I got hypnotized by @bepiskobold.bsky.social. It was a session of turning me from Mt human self into my anthropomorphic dragon self like my avatar. Some changes were slow, and others were immediate. I especially felt my feet change, my thighs get thicker, my entire nether hardware got

Don't ever click those stupid shady website links. #tfeveryday #transfur #transformation lines by @shikushtaka.bsky.social color by @bepiskobold.bsky.social h05t by @hotzoruasex.bsky.social

BWOMPH! Oops.... #tfeveryday #transfur #transformation lines by @shikushtaka.bsky.social color by @bepiskobold.bsky.social

New #lazyscales shitpost. My favorite dragon is Bazingahope @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social

Sephie, or should I say Ange while in dragon form, is quite the good hypnotic subject.

Pebberonni Pibzza

I hope to have the second edition of book 1 out soon. As a treat, here's a WIP of the new print cover, FULL WRAP THIS TIME! #lazyscales

art stuff! pictured are @adeon.bsky.social @mehldragon.bsky.social @bepiskobold.bsky.social @spadetale.bsky.social

It's me. I'm the kobold. Can't wait to return to my dragons' den and uh... Uhhhh. Why can't... Me think? Yip!

In light of recent revelations, I forgive Sebastian Wolff

Fuck fascists bee tee dubs

Have you considered yipping as a viable alternative to Advil?

Cozy morning D&D zine writing session before I go to work.

Hey that's me!

AAAAAAAAAA

Almost done with this book. Scout my beloved!

I think thinking is overrated actually

Read it or 10000 years in the dungeon.

I had a thought... I don't recommend it.

Happy Halloween! I can't wait to scare people with my horrifying costume! My human face!

More #Lazyscales brainrot. Art by @shikushtaka.bsky.social

Anotha' one #Lazyscales

#Lazyscales This series has cooked my brain even more than usual.

Unhoused kobold looking for big hot local dragons in my area.

Guess who just got TFd and forgot their old password in the process of gaining kobold brain.