Extremely calm president again bragging about "acing" a test meant to check if his brain is still on

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

This ICE poser, ever on his phone with his overlords, clearly directs a state trooper to pull over a not-white woman right in front of a group of activists, and the next thing you know this racist ghoul is casually flipping through the driver's passport. #freethe901

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

They all seem a bit like Ralphy. So swaddled that they can't put their arms down. Let me know, Hive-Mind. What is all this $#¡†? #freethe901

Important announcement on the CDC's web site, a couple days ago. #rfkjr

In Memphis, these days, you can be tossed into an opaque detention system for a broken taillight. But this DSS agent—a federal agent who can disappear you—can drive his Chevrolet Silverado through the city at night _without any license plates at all_. #freethe901

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

And Higgins swoops in to ensure the rot doesn't hide. #releasetheepsteinfiles

Making sure I've got everything in order for what happens tomorrow in the House. #releasetheepsteinfiles

LPP is complex. #LittlePrincePumpkin

Your National Guard, folks. Making sure that every two-for-one-on-paper-towels is safe. #freethe901

"The link between humiliation and violence... it's true of all these guys who shoot up everything." —Martin Scorsese #freethe901

Medical event in the Oval Office. #LittlePrincePumpkin

“When we enlisted in the military, we were proud to serve our country. We never imagined that, after our service, we would have to fight for our own healthcare.” @tennesseelookout.com

Some of us know how. #LittlePrincePumpkin

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

At the scene of the removal and likely separation of a family, this dingleberry rolls up in a PB&J Towing truck, blaring Inner Circle's "Bad Boys" on a PA system. He yelled at a woman who challenged his life choices, "Go back to Mexico." PB&J, folks. Gutter slime. #freethe901

Medical event in the Oval Office. #LittlePrincePumpkin

Medical event in the Oval Office. #LittlePrincePumpkin

LPP can't believe he has to put up with this $%#&. #LittlePrincePumpkin

So, if one were assembling an arsenal, would one load up on cold cut combos, or do specialty items like Spicy Nacho Chicken have more firepower? #FreeThe901

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

LPP ain't gonna take this lying down. #LittlePrincePumpkin

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

LPP can set things right. #LittlePrincePumpkin

LPP has all the words you need. #LittlePrincePumpkin

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

The Big Shave. Martin Scorsese. #americasfuture

You'll call for your police escort, because Memphis might hate your living guts, but the hobby shop's special Tokidoki trading event is un-missable. #freethe901

To protect and to serve. #freethe901

Get a load of ICE Buffalo Bill. One has to wonder what's missing in that guy's life. #freethe901

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

Memphis. %$#& the helicopters. #freethe901

Something maybe worth noting is that all the frog costumes and signs and good-natured memeing came about because a wide spectrum of Americans saw someone in direct, brave confrontation with ICE—getting pepperballed and standing their ground—and thought “that’s awesome. That person is a hero”

Memphis lives. #freethe901

Dude. Lowe's has a men's room. #freethe901

LPP's got a hole in one. #LittlePrincePumpkin

Today is Indigenous Peoples Day. #indigenouspeoplesday

Happy World Inclusion Day. #worldinclusionday

Breaking news.

We can get started on that project now.

In Memphis, today. With apologies for the graininess. Whoever the bearded FBI dude is, he decided he'd better mask up once he realized there was a camera on him. The clown with the assault rifle pulled his mask over the top of his head.

LPP's people are shining light on the problem. #LittlePrincePumpkin

LPP's fighting a war within. #LittlePrincePumpkin

It won't be a costume, but it will be. #LittlePrincePumpkin

Use the Force, Luke.

The Amish never take Tylenol. #amish

Maybe some "I am Spartacus" energy. #autism

LPP just won't settle. #LittlePrincePumpkin