I'll be on @jimmykimmel.com tonight - tune in at 11:35pm ET!

I’m entering the US from Mexico next week with my American passport. My social media posts are decidedly anti trump. Is it time yet for me to get a burner phone?

Something Pamela Jo Bondi has expunged from the Epstein Files: anything to do with Melania Trump’s connection with Jeffrey Epstein. Melania knew him *before* Trump. Epstein introduced Melania to Donald on Epstein’s plane, where they immediately had sex. I wonder if she was procured for that purpose.

It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.

It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.

Nick Fuentes admitted he’s never had sex. Maybe he’s saving himself for child-marriage.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Tucked inside the Republican bill for health care subsidies, a clause that would restrict the money from being used for abortion (with exception for rape, incest or life of the mother) or for "any sex trait modification procedure or service." www.finance.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

If you think Paramount is just trying to buy Warner Brothers so Ellison can stop CNN from criticizing Trump… you’re right! www.wsj.com/business/med...

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

"As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free," goes harder than any Civil War song has any right to go.

It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.

It’s time to stop saying that we need to understand these people. We do understand them. We understand that they have dug in their heels so deeply, they will not be moved by anything: not facts or data or truth or their own eyes. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-cant-ch...

I’m really tired of waiting for a lot of my friends,who claim to be Christians, to speak up about the atrocities that ICE is committing, while my atheist and agnostic friends are screaming their heads off about it.

Here’s a pic of Pedro Pascal, just because.

youtube.com/watch?v=P_Np... When I need to calm down, I listen to KD Lang sing.

For the first time, the Kennedy Center Awards were presented in the tiny Oval Office instead of the Kennedy Center For Performing Arts. Donald used his now-vulgar Oval Office for the ceremony to avoid the embarrassment of TV audiences seeing an almost empty theater.

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

we have to make supreme court expansion a 2028 nominee litmus test, we have to get every candidate on the record about what their plan is to rein in this rogue court of unaccountable ideologues

A “Dressbarn” in Muncie, Indiana had been named the inaugural winner of the FIFA “Most Super Glamorous Parisian Haute Couture” award.

Maybe this is why I feel like I’ve known my grandson for a thousand years.

Do You Need to Be Worried About Asbestos in Makeup Again? YES, WORRY FDA changed the rules. www.vogue.com/article/fda-...

What a shame

According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information. Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?

They want a recount for that Tennessee election. Some ballots mysteriously appeared towards the end of the Election Day. I say recount for sure. How many times did they recount when republicans believed there was fraud in an election? Many! Just do it.

Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

One of my oldest friends (a republican), asked me “ why do you care about all this so much, when it doesn’t affect you?” Never has one of my Democrat friends ever asked me that. I live in Mexico, but I’m an American.

We must remake the world such that the International Criminal Court has much more muscle – including jurisdiction over American and Russian politicians. A boy can dream.

I have a couple of pairs of Nikes. I also have some permanent markers and I know how to spell fuck.

Watch this. I swear your blood will boil.

Cooking competition shows really illustrate how vital immigrants are to our way of life. Listen to their stories, and so many are immigrants or the children of immigrants. We love the different foods they bring to us and we should honor them.

1) Start the worst European war since 1945 and commit every imaginable war crime 2) Decide how you want to be rewarded for your aggression 3) Leak the list of your desiderata to the US press 4) Wait for the US president to enforce your wish list on your victim. Russian policy 2025

“As I have said before, he was no mere casual acquaintance of Jeffrey Epstein but a decades-long partner in a multinational sex-trafficking and money laundering operation.”

This is my kind of good trouble.

The bill last numbered H.R. 9495 would empower the Treasury Secretary to designate any nonprofit the Secretary wishes to kill a “terrorist supporting organization” and revoke the tax-exempt status on which it depends for survival. Unconstitutional but lethal in the harm it would do while in force.

It’s been a while since we heard from Statler and Waldorf. I’d like to know what they think.

Warren: "With Jeffrey Epstein, I really mean follow the money. Here's the deal - JPMorgan Chase - yes, Jamie Dimon, I'm looking at you -- is Epstein's bank, a close personal relationship that spans years. Shouldn't this be in the JPMorgan's ads?...I'd like to have Dimon come in & under oath testify"

Damn. Who will pick up the fight against Jewish space lasers?

Some friends invited me to go on a huge cruise ship vacation with them. I’d rather be keel hauled.

Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad: