Chris Gardner
@freestylecoder.bsky.social
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I'm like the digital Lorax, I speak for the binary trees.
Does anyone have a spare abyss I can borrow for a bit? I need to stare into it...
13 days ago
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Spawn, the Elder: I point at the American flag and say, "why is that fandom so toxic."
about 1 month ago
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It's game day! That's right, it's time for
#ExtraLife
. Join me all day today into tomorrow morning as I stream
#PolemonLegendsZA
for 24 hours to raise money for
#ChildrensOfAlabama
Event Page:
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Stream Page:
www.twitch.tv/freestylecoder
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Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
Game on with Extra Life, a fundraising program of Childrenās Miracle Network Hospitals. Rally with our community of gamers to play games and raise funds that help kids in local communities across the ...
https://www.extra-life.org/participants
about 1 month ago
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Not gonna lie. Literally kinda shaking right now...
about 2 months ago
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Holy Smurf, y'all, we did it. And, I do mean we. I couldn't have done it without y'all. Let's keep going.
@extralife4kids.bsky.social
#ChildrensAL
www.extra-life.org/participants...
about 2 months ago
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This was too good to leave buried in a reply thread and not share with everyone
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about 2 months ago
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Spawn, the Latter, while wearing a My Chemical Romance T-shirt they got at Hot Topic: I'm not emo. Everyone else in the room: o_O
about 2 months ago
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Whelp, my current project at work is winding down. Yes, I still have a job, I will just be between projects. Having said that, if anyone wants to swoop in and talk, now is the time. Hit me up.
2 months ago
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Today, I was successfully removed from a mailing list. So, no matter what happened in the morning, or what this evening may bring, today will end no worse than a push.
2 months ago
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The only thing worse than your computer crashing is knowing your computer is about to crash and being fairly helpless to doing anything about it...
3 months ago
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Governor JB Pritzker
4 months ago
Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.
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Home ownership 101: The penalty for fixing the lawnmower is having to immediately use the lawnmower...
4 months ago
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Courtney Milan
4 months ago
Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!
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Watch this. Seriously. Even if you don't care about the games aspect, this is happening all over the corporate world. Shout out to
@icklenellierose.bsky.social
and
@outsidextra.bsky.social
for some great digging and, dare I say, actual journalism. (Link in Ellen's quoted skeet.)
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4 months ago
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My opinion on the Cracker Barrel logo kerfuffle: Y'all care way too much about the logo of a restaurant you haven't been to in years ...
4 months ago
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The more I see people use JavaScript frameworks, the less I understand why anyone would want to use a JavaScript framework...
4 months ago
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Ed Bott
4 months ago
Donāt bread on me.
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Today's hot take: if your "AI" app is calling a COTS model, you're not doing AI. You're using an API...
4 months ago
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Ya know. I don't even need the jank to go away. I just need to have every step I do to remove some not make more than I fixed apparent
5 months ago
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Me, at work: Well, if you want it cooked correctly, you need to tell me the squirrel is on fire before it's medium rare...
5 months ago
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The number of "enterprise" providers that think a valid authentication method is a plain text file on a production deployment is utterly mind boggling...
5 months ago
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Living with a neurospicy teenager: Them: what's for dinner? Me: it's Monday. It's pasta night. T: gah, guess I'm not eating. M: you know, pasta night is your thing, you can stop it whenever you want. T: No! You can't change it. Monday night is pasta night! (Yes, they will eat it)
5 months ago
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Chris Gardner
Double Fine
5 months ago
To honor Ozzy's larger-than-life rock and roll legacy, we're making Brütal Legend *FREE* on
itch.io
:
doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend
But this incredible deal will only last for 666 minutes, as the prophecy foretold. So get yourself clicking, before it disappears like a demon in the night... š¤ š¤
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Barry Dorrans
5 months ago
Python is the yaml of programming languages.
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Should I buy myself
#DonkeyKongBananza
for my birthday? I mean, it's not like I really have free time to play it, but a collect-a-thon platformer coming out on my birthday is a sign, isn't it...?
5 months ago
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Let the birthday staycation begin!
5 months ago
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Oh, hey. I got an email.
#MVPBuzz
5 months ago
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Ya know, this DevOps contract is starting to become a lot more ops than dev...
6 months ago
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Look, I'm not saying e'erbody in the club gettin' tipsy. All I'm saying is that it's a holiday weekend. If you do go to the clurb, make sure you make proper arrangements to make sure you get home safe. We love you, and we'll see you on Monday.
6 months ago
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Ok, FINE. I'll do another
#devops
contract...
6 months ago
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Who am I going to see
@sceniccitysummit.com
next week?
6 months ago
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It appears that work is about to require me to add a page to an Angular front-end. Thoughts and prayers to whomever has to come in behind me on that...
6 months ago
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Oh, I forgot to mention that after between 145 and 150 hours, I finally 100%ed
#EtrianOdysseyHD
on expert. (Just in time for my Switch 2 to be delivered today...)
7 months ago
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Whaddya mean my PR was rejected? I used the goto correctly.
7 months ago
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Oh no. My computer crashed an hour and a half before the weekend starts, and now I'm completely unmotivated to do anything...
7 months ago
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I just spent WAY too long trying to figure out why my test was failing only to remember that the default way
#dotnet
handles equality checks for objects is completely borked...
7 months ago
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bergmayer
7 months ago
if you love technology, you should hate most technology
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I properly used a goto today. I know, y'all are jealous...
7 months ago
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I'm thrilled to be selected by Torc as an ambassador. I've defined my career on community, and Torc is redefining how top developers connect with global opportunities. Canāt wait to share resources, insights, and some exciting updates with y'all.
#TorcAmbassador
#TeamTorc
7 months ago
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Finally, after probably close to 140 hours, 99.99% the HD remake of
#EtrianOdyssey
on expert. The 0.01% are 9 rare drops from bosses for the items compendium. Yes, I'll probably slowly go back and grind those out, but I feel like I can also move on to something else now...
7 months ago
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I have successfully partnered the num nums with my tum tums.
7 months ago
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@grumpyplumcosplay.bsky.social
you know what would be hilarious? You should do a cosplay of Isabella from Animal Crossing... and Logy should do the Doom Slayer...
7 months ago
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Ugh, now I remember why I hate Entity Framework...
7 months ago
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I will never not take 2 minutes out of my day to rewatch this clip anytime it pops up...
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8 months ago
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If there is one
#CSharp
hill I'll die on, it's that var is an anti-pattern.
8 months ago
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I just stumbled on a
#CSharp
dynamic in the wild. I may have just become the homicidal maniac the old saying warned you about ...
8 months ago
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šDr. Frizzle
9 months ago
once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said āthe thing about biology is nature doesnāt really do binaries, only spectrumsā and I think about that a lot
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Why is it that one the rare weekend evenings that I actually manage to get both kids out of the house, there is never anything on...
#sigh
8 months ago
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Chris Gardner
TC š
8 months ago
*Job Alert* We're seeking a sales engineer who has a background in cybersecurity consulting. Details at:
www.leviathansecurity.com/careers
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Careers ā Leviathan Security Group - Penetration Testing, Security Assessment, Risk Advisory
https://www.leviathansecurity.com/careers
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Hmmm, maybe I should make lunch so I can actually eat something during the "brown bag" talk...
9 months ago
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