Does anyone have a spare abyss I can borrow for a bit? I need to stare into it...

Spawn, the Elder: I point at the American flag and say, "why is that fandom so toxic."

It's game day! That's right, it's time for #ExtraLife. Join me all day today into tomorrow morning as I stream #PolemonLegendsZA for 24 hours to raise money for #ChildrensOfAlabama Event Page: www.extra-life.org/participants... Stream Page: www.twitch.tv/freestylecoder

Not gonna lie. Literally kinda shaking right now...

Holy Smurf, y'all, we did it. And, I do mean we. I couldn't have done it without y'all. Let's keep going. @extralife4kids.bsky.social #ChildrensAL www.extra-life.org/participants...

This was too good to leave buried in a reply thread and not share with everyone

Spawn, the Latter, while wearing a My Chemical Romance T-shirt they got at Hot Topic: I'm not emo. Everyone else in the room: o_O

Whelp, my current project at work is winding down. Yes, I still have a job, I will just be between projects. Having said that, if anyone wants to swoop in and talk, now is the time. Hit me up.

Today, I was successfully removed from a mailing list. So, no matter what happened in the morning, or what this evening may bring, today will end no worse than a push.

The only thing worse than your computer crashing is knowing your computer is about to crash and being fairly helpless to doing anything about it...

Know your rights, Illinois. Stay safe and stay informed.

Home ownership 101: The penalty for fixing the lawnmower is having to immediately use the lawnmower...

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

Watch this. Seriously. Even if you don't care about the games aspect, this is happening all over the corporate world. Shout out to @icklenellierose.bsky.social and @outsidextra.bsky.social for some great digging and, dare I say, actual journalism. (Link in Ellen's quoted skeet.)

My opinion on the Cracker Barrel logo kerfuffle: Y'all care way too much about the logo of a restaurant you haven't been to in years ...

The more I see people use JavaScript frameworks, the less I understand why anyone would want to use a JavaScript framework...

Don’t bread on me.

Today's hot take: if your "AI" app is calling a COTS model, you're not doing AI. You're using an API...

Ya know. I don't even need the jank to go away. I just need to have every step I do to remove some not make more than I fixed apparent

Me, at work: Well, if you want it cooked correctly, you need to tell me the squirrel is on fire before it's medium rare...

The number of "enterprise" providers that think a valid authentication method is a plain text file on a production deployment is utterly mind boggling...

Living with a neurospicy teenager: Them: what's for dinner? Me: it's Monday. It's pasta night. T: gah, guess I'm not eating. M: you know, pasta night is your thing, you can stop it whenever you want. T: No! You can't change it. Monday night is pasta night! (Yes, they will eat it)

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Python is the yaml of programming languages.

Should I buy myself #DonkeyKongBananza for my birthday? I mean, it's not like I really have free time to play it, but a collect-a-thon platformer coming out on my birthday is a sign, isn't it...?

Let the birthday staycation begin!

Oh, hey. I got an email. #MVPBuzz

Ya know, this DevOps contract is starting to become a lot more ops than dev...

Look, I'm not saying e'erbody in the club gettin' tipsy. All I'm saying is that it's a holiday weekend. If you do go to the clurb, make sure you make proper arrangements to make sure you get home safe. We love you, and we'll see you on Monday.

Ok, FINE. I'll do another #devops contract...

Who am I going to see @sceniccitysummit.com next week?

It appears that work is about to require me to add a page to an Angular front-end. Thoughts and prayers to whomever has to come in behind me on that...

Oh, I forgot to mention that after between 145 and 150 hours, I finally 100%ed #EtrianOdysseyHD on expert. (Just in time for my Switch 2 to be delivered today...)

Whaddya mean my PR was rejected? I used the goto correctly.

Oh no. My computer crashed an hour and a half before the weekend starts, and now I'm completely unmotivated to do anything...

I just spent WAY too long trying to figure out why my test was failing only to remember that the default way #dotnet handles equality checks for objects is completely borked...

if you love technology, you should hate most technology

I properly used a goto today. I know, y'all are jealous...

I'm thrilled to be selected by Torc as an ambassador. I've defined my career on community, and Torc is redefining how top developers connect with global opportunities. Can’t wait to share resources, insights, and some exciting updates with y'all. #TorcAmbassador #TeamTorc

Finally, after probably close to 140 hours, 99.99% the HD remake of #EtrianOdyssey on expert. The 0.01% are 9 rare drops from bosses for the items compendium. Yes, I'll probably slowly go back and grind those out, but I feel like I can also move on to something else now...

I have successfully partnered the num nums with my tum tums.

@grumpyplumcosplay.bsky.social you know what would be hilarious? You should do a cosplay of Isabella from Animal Crossing... and Logy should do the Doom Slayer...

Ugh, now I remember why I hate Entity Framework...

I will never not take 2 minutes out of my day to rewatch this clip anytime it pops up...

If there is one #CSharp hill I'll die on, it's that var is an anti-pattern.

I just stumbled on a #CSharp dynamic in the wild. I may have just become the homicidal maniac the old saying warned you about ...

once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot

Why is it that one the rare weekend evenings that I actually manage to get both kids out of the house, there is never anything on... #sigh

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Hmmm, maybe I should make lunch so I can actually eat something during the "brown bag" talk...