@wotcmatt.bsky.social @raffsputin.bsky.social Quick rules Q?. I control taskmaster, and at the beginning of my first main phase, I copy and activate Nick fury. The next turn, I copy Nick fury again. Can I activate it again?

“First, assume a can opener”

Wow, that's crazy, really didn't see the modern changes coming.

The cook ruling question is a funny one, because as soon as it gets asked, he goes all “What? That court case?Nah not really” despite having repeatedly called it the most important court case in Fed history, and is claiming the core reason he’s staying on is for legal independence reasons.

Got life scout yesterday, which was pretty cool.

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

2-0 in Toronto rn, deck seems fine but not crazy, but officially able to get a little excited.

About to hit Canada :)

Starting the drive to Toronto

Damn. Simply the best to ever do it. RIP

This is the type of deck you Deb only get early in a format

I love this card so much

Outfit for walking my dog today

Yeah there’s inherent variance. But it’s the same conversation as people saying mana screw and flood make Magic too random for serious competition, yet the same people do well year after year. There are sealed experts who crush with terrible pools and randos who lose with busted pools.

7-3, beat allies in 3, g3 I mulled to 5, and topdecked the land for the t3 kill

New Day, time to play some more ouroboroid.

The world is a depressing, terrible, messed up place sometimes. But it's a bit less rough together.

Playing simic ouroboroid in the rc today

won an lcq

Batsignal for nature’s rhythm at Portland. Happy to buy, borrow or trade.

Not leaving the airport for another hour but still stuck in the plane

I don’t think I’m making my connection

I'd be more surprised if he was to be honest.

I believe I am the world's #1 Nutrient Block Fan

Such a quintessential old magic creature. Cool and interesting effects, but with such a hilarious cost that the card is simply unplayable.

Tiny Tim never died, and lived until 2856, when he used a time machine to go back and become the spirit of Christmas yet to come, completing his duty to preserve the integrity of the Christmas timeline.

If there is any one of these that you haven't tried, I highly recommend it. All of these are incredibly peak.

The absolute goat

People saying the numbers are incorrect are actually missing the core of the point, which is that the fed is supposed to raise rates when the job numbers are good, and vice versa, and so asking why they can't have great job numbers and lower the rates betrays him not knowing the fed's job at all.

Math gets weird once you get to proofs lol

I q’d without dropping a game lol

Am 5-0 10-0 in the gen con limited rcq /gen con championship qualifier, event is hella scuffed, but my deck is capital b Busted so it’s fine, prob will double draw into t8, but idk

Got to see the fever play live last night, didn’t expect a career game out of aari McDonald lol

I look so much taller than I actually am in this photo lol.

Really excited to be a part of this

Good ol Strongly worded letter approach, never fails.

Bro, just asking your rival to leave to help you win an election, why didn't anyone else think of that.

It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are. The Internet has ruined me.

Just landed in Greece after an 11 hour flight m.

Incredible looking charcuterie board made by @anisekstrong.bsky.social and friends.

Got a vivi Ornitier in my first mtgo chest lol

Neon dynasty imperial oath simulator

Yikes(crazy thunderstorm)

Did the Taigam thing in limited

My school got cyberattacked lol, internet is dead and no one is being allowed to sign into google accounts, even on their phone

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Approx 1/15 of the cities population is actively protesting, with thousands more giving support from their card. Wild

At a protest rn and there are thousands in every direction. Literally just ride rows and rows of people and signs as far as the eye can see.

Whole thread is gold but this one made me laugh out loud