Getting back on bluesky just to say I’m rewatching Westworld and it’s still really good except for season 3.

My boyfriend forgot the title of the film A 2001 Space Oddyssy and called it Space Jam 1949

Sorry I’ve been neglecting you blue sky I am devastated to report I am genuinely so happy and enjoying my life rn

Free them

It’s not fair cats have catnip I want my dog to have a recreational drug too

It took me an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize the lost boys was a Peter Pan adaption

Started a 1200 mile cross country move while Mercury was in retrograde still because I am ungovernable

Whenever I watch the shining I’m like… they wouldn’t have happened to me

I bought furniture today and the anxiety it has drummed up has made me fearful of ever owning a home those are like 50x more expensive than sectional sofas and kitchen islands

Unintentionally matching my bra and underwear is my version of angel numbers

I am sorry I have been neglecting you bluesky life has been PRETTY CRAZY

for sale: baby shoes, zero drip

Tonight while I was telling my dog I couldn’t give her an Oreo because it’s chocolate and that can kill her I was like “it’s not my rule it’s god’s.” Blaming god like that lmao who do I think I am my parents

I don’t think your boss should be allowed to say hi to you

national media keeps sleeping on it, but an oklahoma state education official publicly buddying up with libs of tiktok and trying to strip accredidation from the state’s largest school district in order to privatize the entire district really ought to be bigger news than it is.

If you’re not flirting WITH ME you’re flirting AGAINST ME understand??

I’m watching a horror movie that takes place in a convent and only one or the nuns is openly horny for the young priest exorcist so she is obviously the only one I am rooting for

Yeah, I read theory.

When a mirror is really high on the wall I’m like okay rude??? What is the point of this mirror on this wall if anyone under 5’2 can’t see their outfit at all in it

Reservation Dogs does magical realism so beautifully damn

Being thirty is all about identifying with the “young adult” life stage in the sims 4

Do any of you hooligans live in DC I have a phone interview and a zoom interview for DC Ed jobs this week tell me if it’s a good place to live

Oh it’s a new platform so I can express again my biggest problem with any Batman related media : PEARLS DO NOT BREAK THAT WAY THEY HAVE KNOTS BETWEEN EACH PEARL TO KEEP FROM RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER AND ERODING

Pay me $700,000 a day to respond to stupid prompts instead please

Something I want science to fix is me having to pee about two hours after I go to bed this keeps happening and the walk from my bed to the bathroom is so, so long and cold

Someone put them on a tv show together PLEASE

Really wanting an apple and peanut butter rn but… I’m all out of apples 😢

I solved Bladerunner but I want all of you to solve it for yourselves so I’m not gonna tell you the answer

Good Night everyone I have to finish another Junji Ito anthology right before I close my eyes to go to sleep

People in horror movies are bad at HIDING if you find a good hiding spot just STAY THERE quit running around

Saying “hi queers” with the same cadence as “hi Barbie” to all my gay friends

I always make such a big deal about cutting off a bunch of hair and then the exact moment my hair is long enough to put in a claw clip again I exclusively do that until it’s time to repeat the chopping cycle

Smelling the good smells

Leaving six half-drank cans of la croix scattered around my house is actually an act of feminism

What if all of you started watching Mindhunter right now since that’s what I decided to watch right now and then we could talk about it

The other night this guy was trying to tell me about something he saw on the new Futurama and I didn’t want to have that conversation so I pretended to have never heard of Futurama or Matt Groenig before and he got so mad for a second I think he wanted to hit me

Me explaining my idea to the tattoo artist but completely misspelling “misery”

A man called me babe in a condescending way and unfortunately I want to sleep with him now. Didn’t want to before!

There was a second when I was like I think I made my eyeliner wing TOO LONG and then I remembered that was not possible and my eyeliner is perfect because I am perfect at eyeliner so it is always exactly as long as it is supposed to be for it was drawn by my hand

I just coughed a BUNCH and my roommate texted me and asked if I was smoking weed in my room and I said yeah because that’s way cooler than what actually made me cough (choked on a piece of apple)

This matchbook is so cute I don’t even wanna light the matches inside

Saw a raccoon in a tree last night and it was more exciting to me than the time I saw George Clooney in an elevator

I have a headache because I haven’t drank enough water today but you know what I’m NOT gonna do about it

Where is THEIR sophomore album

When my dog falls asleep before me I just LOOK AT HER because she’s so cute

Hi, let’s try thatbluesky thing. I am reallydisappointed about the lack of #voiceover #accessibility of the app. I’m nearly unable to properly compose a post. Are there Annie #blind Users Here using a #screenreader?

I’m at my most vulnerable when I’m hunched over my kitchen sink eating a mango like an animal

The plans I had for later are cancelled because it’s too hot which means I get to take my bra off like six hours early

Personally I could never date a firefighter because as a fire sign (Aries) it just doesn’t sit right with me that that’s what they’re fighting you know