Approved.

My wife, blocked in the driveway by my manual car: Wanna swap the cars? Me, an intellectual: Just because he had a slow stop?

Nothing would bring me greater joy than to see this giddiness extinguished with a ruling on the Mercedes engine being out of bounds.

Fernando in a McLaren for the Indy 500 would be must-watch TV.

If you thought the hate for Tom Brady would stop after his retirement ...

Red Bull recently joined the case against Mercedes and their "loophole" (read: illegal) engine. Here's to hoping the FIA does the right thing (LOL).

Even if people increasingly get their news from social media, calling those networks "news platforms" is damaging on its own.

Eight straight, including this double OT win against Denver. What a game! Let's go Knicks!

Dude.

I don't really think Harden is an upgrade from Garland, but maybe Cleveland knows something I don't.

Your friendly Italian-American here reminding you we don't want this and Chris wasn't even Italian.

This is the high-quality shit I come here for!

So that Jason Kidd presser last night was some shit, huh? 👀

Did Indycar just find out about this via social like the rest of us?

In very low temps, it really doesn't take much to crack a bumper or tail light. First car accident I had was a love tap while backing out with my Honda Accord. Bumper cracked and crumbled like it was stale icing.

Not only does this hurt first-time homebuyers, of which there are many, it doesn't even help most homeowners. Inflated house prices only really matters to people that own 100% of their home — even then, your dollar won't go as far on your next home. The rest is just monopoly money.

Another day, another would-be national scandal if this were done by a Democrat.

People crying about Belichick not getting into the HOF on first ballot are actually hilarious to me. Y'all must be living charmed lives to give so much of your energy to this lmao

Journalists need to be asking more "with all due respect" follow ups.

Cheater denied entry to Hall of Fame on first ballet

I hate on this guy for basic sports fan reasons — bc he's a freak of nature and he doesn't play for my preferred basketball team. That said, all the hating will now stop. Thank you for speaking up, Wemby. (I will continue to be incredibly jealous that he's not a NY Knickerbocker, however.)

I don't think it should be controversial to say "I'm against gassing preschoolers and any administration that allows that to happen under their watch."

Holy crap! Let's go Denver!!

”The godking emperor's secret paramilitary execution squad will leave if you just give us the names and addresses of the people who didn’t vote for him” is not something one hears in a democracy, my guys.

Letter writing helped end the Vietnam War.

So much for "guns don't kill people." But of course it was always nonsense.

This is extortion. Mafia-state level extortion.

Shot in the back. 10 shots fired. Cowards. Murderers. This is America.

in no way the most important thing but it is incredibly jarring how many times people have opened up their devices in the last year to see autoplay videos of people being killed

You don't want to watch the video. It's horrific. They just executed that person.

If you’re on this app, stop it.

They're bringing back Polio! This comes as great news for iron lung makers.

Is bruising like a peach of any medical concern?

You can't dump me, I'm breaking up with YOU! 😭

I don't expect it to stay this way but had a team ever had a scoreless 4th quarter before? Bc Brooklyn is making a run for it at the moment.

Knicks up by 43 rn lmao

I honestly don't know of anything that polls +12 with independents ...

Nothing funny or quippy to add to this. This is horrifying and it's all because of one man and the people who put him in power.

Re: Sean McDermott getting fired, I ask once again: why are all these GMs keeping their jobs when they bear more responsibility for team failure?

I am no longer capable of identifying fact from fiction. I guess that was always the point.

A continued shattering of the Constitution.

If you were watching the Pats v Texans game yesterday and were wondering about the aftermath of that snow storm ... It's still coming down! ❄️

Caleb Williams is going to harass this league if he can cut down on some of the mistakes and get some help at receiver.

well that sucks

What the hell did I just watch?! #GoBears

Holy crap that was some Madden Football shit from Caleb Williams 🤯

Bears have left so many important points on the table.

Why does @bsky.app still restart when unfolding my phone? It's so annoying and the only app that does this, that I use regularly.

I don't think any AFC team should be in the Super Bowl