today in perfectly placed auto-roll ads on youtube I learned that right wing media will offer an alternative to the superbowl halftime that will feature... Wagyu Beef.

Entering the US is a civil violation much along the lines of a traffic violation. Yet child predators roam free and continue. We have the wrong people in cages

Vi deste filme hoje à noite. Sendo uma segunda, foi sozinho no cine, que foi bom porque chorei como um bebê. www.imdb.com/pt/title/tt3...

Too bueno to not share.

First of all, as a former psych nurse I’m pretty sure you could invoke the 25th amendment on this alone. Secondly they should give him a “no bell pees” prize, since the man doesn’t read he’ll never know.

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The only reason Trump wants Greenland is because he thinks the ice sheets might be big enough to hide the Epstein files…

The entire point of the White House social media team choosing to try to defile Stardew Valley like this is childish, "trigger the libs" vice-signaling behavior, so all I'm gonna say is that if Trump was a member of the Pelican Town community, I'd gift him bait every time I pass him.

How to spot a translator in the wild; if you see someone at a cafe reading two versions of the same book at the same time, you’ve spotted a translator

apnews.com/article/unit... Strikes in Venezuela and Syria. Threats towards Iran and Greenland. American foreign policy is about as strategic as a man being attacked by a swarm of bees…

From tonight’s dream: “we need to find a group of magic users to build the railroad. We could use dwarves but it has to pass the Sphinx and you know how she feels about them…” 🤔

I've said it before, I'll say it again: #interpreters are superheroes. I could not do this. 🌐 www.politico.eu/article/when... "An interpreter does not merely convert words from one language to another. They carry meaning across the chasm between us. They hear what silences say... +

I went for a walk and the only place that’s open in this neighborhood is the kebab place. Thankfully weight loss isn’t one of my New Year’s resolutions…

Not to brag but my New Year’s Eve plans involve staying home and reading a book. What are your plans?

youtube.com/watch?v=PYjh... Queridos passaporte bros, Brasil não é para vocês. Felizmente

youtube.com/watch?v=3rFt... In a weird sort of Mandela effect, every time I hear about new allegations against Brand I’m honestly surprised he’s not already been found guilty of something…

Trump appointing the governor of Louisiana as special envoy to Greenland is wild What’s he gonna say? Just look at us, we used to be an important French colony and now we are one of the poorest states in the USA. Who could turn that down? 🙄

The whole Bill Clinton thing is proof that MAGA is old and out of touch. The average Dem voter disavowed him years ago over the many other accusations he's faced. It's not owning the libs. It's just trying to cover for your guy.

Lord of the Rings cover band “the Doors… of Durin.” With such hits as “Riders of Gondor” and “This is the Ent, my only friend the Ent.” “Touch me” featuring the one ring. And many more…

I was studying in a mostly empty café when suddenly every single parent with children under five arrived at the same time… I have never experienced such a rapid change in volume and now I have a headache 🤕

People keep shortening the Kennedy Center to KC and I keep miss reading that as KFC. And honestly it still sounds plausible that Trump would try to rename KFC After himself…

I might be an AI as I too am unprofitable, frequently wrong and I would like a big investment of cash…

I’m wrap-less. I use Spotify so rarely that the wrapped feature is just like ???? Well here’s some pop music you might like…

Everyone is complaining about Trump falling asleep but honestly I like it better when he’s asleep.

English speakers often complain that natives switch to English when they hear our accent, making it hard to practice their language. I have a simple trick, I can’t switch languages quickly. So some Portuguese says “do you speak English?” And I answer “Sim, posso” 😂

The thing about Trump’s cognitive test, it doesn’t matter how many times you pass, someone without cognitive problems will eventually start wondering why they keep giving you a cognitive test…

Colaboração do FOFO Jorge o Mau.

AI image that perfectly captures what AI is doing to Duolingo

Last night I dreamt I was watching a documentary about a pack of wolves that were being trained to do something, but the project had to be cut short when it was revealed the wolves had ties to Jeffrey #Epstein perfectly sums up where I’m at with this scandal ☹️

Today in Portugal

How long before #epstein starts trending again? Any guesses?

The Portuguese make their feelings known in little ways…

🙂❤️ @marcothelinguist.bsky.social

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Forget autism, what if Tylenol is a sin and that’s why nobody was raptured today? Clearly God is team ibuprofen 😂

Watching how the mainstream has been covering recent events has me questioning all of history. Was it always like this? Did any historical event ever happen the way it was reported?

Been said it.

Republicans believe that telling lies about their opponents is protected Free Speech but telling the truth about Charlie Kirk is not.

What did RFK do that he’s trending twice???

Muita saúde para o Minto.

🇧🇷 "O Brasil só vale a pena porque nós estamos conseguindo ainda manter o Estado Democrático de Direito e todos nós, com as nossas compreensões diferentes, estamos resguardando isso e só isso: o direito que o Brasil impõe, que nós, como julgadores, façamos valer." Cármen Lúcia

Bad people don't deserve to be murdered, but being murdered does not cleanse their memory

Bolsonaro, the former president of Brazil, has been found guilty of plotting a military coup. Brazil's Supreme Court reached the majority of 3 votes needed to find him guilty. Sentencing is scheduled for Friday. I wish all countries would do this with a president who attempts to stage a coup.

The idea that the Epstein letter was forged is such an unhinged idea if you really think about it. It requires the forger to have known, years ago, that: Epstein would get caught He’d be given a deal That deal would cause a scandal He would get caught again And Trump would be in a position of power

Slightly diminish a book Return of the guy who saw the king once

Happy International Literacy Day to those who celebrate it! The day's aim is to highlight the importance of literacy to individuals, communities, and societies. Celebrations take place in several countries. www.unesco.org/en/days/lite... via @rossolson.com #literacy_day

Slightly diminish a book I, Roomba

If YouTube is gonna demonetize creators based on their ever-changing rules, then you know what YouTube also needs to stop doing? Running ads on their demonetized videos If creators can’t get paid from their content, then YOU shouldn’t get paid from their content I think that’s class-action worthy

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr