People keep shortening the Kennedy Center to KC and I keep miss reading that as KFC. And honestly it still sounds plausible that Trump would try to rename KFC After himself…

I might be an AI as I too am unprofitable, frequently wrong and I would like a big investment of cash…

I’m wrap-less. I use Spotify so rarely that the wrapped feature is just like ???? Well here’s some pop music you might like…

Everyone is complaining about Trump falling asleep but honestly I like it better when he’s asleep.

English speakers often complain that natives switch to English when they hear our accent, making it hard to practice their language. I have a simple trick, I can’t switch languages quickly. So some Portuguese says “do you speak English?” And I answer “Sim, posso” 😂

The thing about Trump’s cognitive test, it doesn’t matter how many times you pass, someone without cognitive problems will eventually start wondering why they keep giving you a cognitive test…

Colaboração do FOFO Jorge o Mau.

AI image that perfectly captures what AI is doing to Duolingo

Last night I dreamt I was watching a documentary about a pack of wolves that were being trained to do something, but the project had to be cut short when it was revealed the wolves had ties to Jeffrey #Epstein perfectly sums up where I’m at with this scandal ☹️

Today in Portugal

How long before #epstein starts trending again? Any guesses?

The Portuguese make their feelings known in little ways…

🙂❤️ @marcothelinguist.bsky.social

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Forget autism, what if Tylenol is a sin and that’s why nobody was raptured today? Clearly God is team ibuprofen 😂

Watching how the mainstream has been covering recent events has me questioning all of history. Was it always like this? Did any historical event ever happen the way it was reported?

Been said it.

Republicans believe that telling lies about their opponents is protected Free Speech but telling the truth about Charlie Kirk is not.

What did RFK do that he’s trending twice???

Muita saúde para o Minto.

🇧🇷 "O Brasil só vale a pena porque nós estamos conseguindo ainda manter o Estado Democrático de Direito e todos nós, com as nossas compreensões diferentes, estamos resguardando isso e só isso: o direito que o Brasil impõe, que nós, como julgadores, façamos valer." Cármen Lúcia

Bad people don't deserve to be murdered, but being murdered does not cleanse their memory

Bolsonaro, the former president of Brazil, has been found guilty of plotting a military coup. Brazil's Supreme Court reached the majority of 3 votes needed to find him guilty. Sentencing is scheduled for Friday. I wish all countries would do this with a president who attempts to stage a coup.

The idea that the Epstein letter was forged is such an unhinged idea if you really think about it. It requires the forger to have known, years ago, that: Epstein would get caught He’d be given a deal That deal would cause a scandal He would get caught again And Trump would be in a position of power

Slightly diminish a book Return of the guy who saw the king once

Happy International Literacy Day to those who celebrate it! The day's aim is to highlight the importance of literacy to individuals, communities, and societies. Celebrations take place in several countries. www.unesco.org/en/days/lite... via @rossolson.com #literacy_day

Slightly diminish a book I, Roomba

If YouTube is gonna demonetize creators based on their ever-changing rules, then you know what YouTube also needs to stop doing? Running ads on their demonetized videos If creators can’t get paid from their content, then YOU shouldn’t get paid from their content I think that’s class-action worthy

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr

This is from a Year ago….😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫!!

Is this shade on how French sounds?

Me: I’m not interested in that video YouTube algorithm: we will suggest it to you constantly until you watch it Me: that video I want to watch later YouTube algorithm: right. We will never show it to you again and good luck searching for it…🤨

youtube.com/watch?v=APai... He’s accusing her of lying about her property value to get a better mortgage. Wasn’t that what he was found guilty of? The hypocrisy runs deep.

The worst part of traveling is other travelers. Especially those w too many bags. Today on the train - virtually no seats but a French couple has loaded the seats in front of them w luggage

That makes Maxwell 1 out of 340 million.

I know it’s all the rage to put AI in everything but I really don’t need Meta AI to help me write WhatsApp messages…

“Results show that for every reported professional benefit that scientists once gained from Twitter, scientists can now gain that benefit more effectively on Bluesky than on Twitter.” Boom. Mic drop.

O iPhone e eu temos ideais sobre o que precisa um aviso bem diferente…

Recebi uma mensagem às cinco da manhã (no domingo) que o correio tentou entregar uma encomenda mas não conseguiu. Queria meus dados. Pode ser um golpe??? 😮

Aava Santiago afirma: "A EXTREMA DIREITA DEFENDE PEDÓFILOS"

Age verification is being rolled out by YouTube. The AI appears to have determined, based on the number of times that I have searched for how to do something in Word that there is no chance I’m underage…

youtube.com/watch?v=-ueM... Como professora de inglês posso confirmar 🤓

A rant that I don’t know where else to post: I understand that a lot of people view a college degree as a means to get a job but why do people study literature when they don’t read literature? Examples below:

LULA NA CHINA NO QUARTA SÁBADO