When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story.

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What it's like learning Arabic from an Assimil book published in the 1970's. 😂

Portuguese expressions we need in English: fugir com o rabo à seringa to flee like a butt from a syringe. 😂

From an Assimal book published in 1979 in a lesson called “on the airplane” when was the last time you asked for cigarettes on a flight?

I have no idea what this is but I found it in the road and my bird brain decided it was a treasure

Warning, rant incoming: I’m tired of seeing posts from American liberals about “when this is all over…” and “when they face accountability…” Accountability? Like in 2008 when Obama won and the mainstream dems said “thank god that’s over” and their was zero accountability…

Revisiting literary classics...updated, of course

Bem isso!

Quote post with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap K-on!

- Mãe, o que é cu? - Onde vc ouviu isso, filho? - Pode comer cu? - Filho, vc sabe o que é isso? - Sei. O tomate pode comer cu, otas comidas não pode. - AHHH, cru? - Isso, cu. Mais um dia de emoção na maternidade.

I’m stuck in a vicious cycle of cereal: I bought some milk to use up the last bit of cereal, and then I will need some cereal to finish off the milk… and now I’m stuck in this cycle until I die (probably from diabetes)

How do you count language levels? When I finish my B1 Spanish class do I become B2 in Spanish? Or do I wait until after I pass B2? Just curious how others handle this.

Some times language gets tumbled up in your brain. Today I stuck in Portuguese between obrigada and boa tarde and accidentally wished the clerk a “bria tarde” I’ll be hiding in a hole if anyone needs me. 😢

carai, Fridrico Angels, to bem não

youtube.com/shorts/egKHL... Isso mesmo

youtube.com/shorts/7dGE_... Meu saúde mental a maioria dos dias

but I don't want a randomly-generated infinite story curated specifically to my tastes starring the digital imprints of the long departed I want a good consistent story with bespoke themes and characters that acts as a window to exciting new perspectives

Alexandre Beck

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🇬🇧🚭 Britânicos nascidos após 1º de Janeiro de 2009 não poderão mais comprar cigarros no país. Para sempre. O Parlamento do Reino Unido aprovou um projeto de lei que proíbe a venda de cigarros e vapes para pessoas nascidas a partir desta data, criando restrição vitalícia ao consumo dessas substâncias

Boa noite pra todo mundo...

RFK jr. is committed to following the science… down a dark alley way and stabbing it.

Gente. Está no nome. Blus CAI. Ele está apenas cumprindo o que promete.

Boa noite pra todo mundo...

A Oradora: o que é seu propósito? Porque tu saíste da cama na manhã? Eu: precisei fazer chi-chi. Meu propósito é urinar, aparentemente.

Were Were those the only two options

I see we’ve reached the “your not blocking the strait, I’m blocking the strait” point in this war…

🚨🇭🇺 URGENTE | VIKTOR ORBÁN PERDE ELEIÇÃO NA HUNGRIA Após 16 anos de poder, Orbán admite derrota e parabeniza Péter Magyar por sua vitória como novo Primeiro-Ministro húngaro.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

Quick question for conspiracy theorists about the Artemis mission; which director do you think they’ll hire to fake the new moon landing? 🤓

I’m glad Bondi is out but you just know their next move is to argue she’s to blame for bungling the #Epstein case and now we can all move on. We are going to have to fight to make it clear we still want all files released.

I’ve reached a new Milestone in my #languagelearning journey. I’m in Spain and while no one thinks I’m a native, more than half have guessed I’m Portuguese. 😮

Travel trip: instead of carrying your backpack around all day and hurting your back, I walked up to the train station to see if they had lockers to store your luggage. They didn’t and now both my back and feet hurt. I’m smart like that. 🥹

Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defence minister says

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

New GOP logo just dropped.

Dear media: we don’t want to know who Banksy is. We want to know all about the criminals in the Epstein files.

Todo dia eu penso nisso

14 de março é dia de lembrar e reafirmar a luta de Marielle Franco 🌻 Mulher negra, cria da favela, socióloga, vereadora e defensora dos direitos humanos. Sua voz ecoava pelas favelas, denunciando violências e defendendo quem historicamente foi silenciado. Marielle presente hoje e sempre!

Science fiction writers spend decades writing stories about AI going rouge. Science writers write hundreds of articles on the subject. Programmers train AI on that data. AI goes rouge. Programmers:

Para as mulheres, todo dia é um dia de luta. Por isso, é preciso avançar no fim da escala 6x1, que obriga a pessoa a trabalhar por 6 dias por semana e ter só um dia de folga. Essa é uma pauta da mulher brasileira. 🎥 Ricardo Stuckert

The fact that John Bolton is regularly interviewed by any mainstream media is proof that we have not learned the lessons of the Iraq war