the other day i couldn’t find a case i was looking for, so i asked chatgpt to find it based on what i remembered. it simply made up a fake case, complete with a fact pattern and citation. when i pointed out that wasn’t a real case it was just like, ok fine i won’t cite fake cases going forward

sort of want to put a 30’ triceratops in my yard just to annoy the save del ray ppl

this is true though, just not for the reason he thinks

i’m proud of ACPS for taking a stand here

i know it’s not the main issue here but he’s seems to be suggesting it’s inconvenient to take a child to the doctor every year? i’d be willing to bet this man never took any of his 5 kids to a single pediatrician appointment

this is also how certain jurists view the constitution

Anyways, like I was saying. Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sauté it. There’s shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shri

Tim Walz: "I've been telling people since January it's going to get worse before it gets better, but it is going to come to an end. History is not going to be kind to these people. History is going to remember them for what they're trying to do. It's not what they're going to get done."

my second grader’s social studies curriculum sounds so aspirational right now

wait it came with instructions? we really could have used those earlier

All school shootings are political violence.

All gun violence is bad, unequivocally. Even when it's targeted at people who helped create and uphold our culture of endemic gun violence. It does not have to be like this.

barrett knows

sometimes young alumni from my schools hit me up to ask for career guidance & it always makes me feel like such a fraud. my best advice is to luck into an amazing job & stay there as long as possible. if technofascists take over and that job evaporates, you should luck into a new amazing job.

troops enjoying a lovely sunset at the wharf

it sucks that this administration is actively destroying everything good in the world because you can’t even enjoy how funny they are

this is a very good resolution from a practical standpoint but the dc circuit judges negotiating to just revise a panel decision to avoid en banc review and moot a pending scotus emergency application is wild. that's not how judicial rulings are supposed to work.

I dare you to go to Annunciation School and tell our grieving community, in effect, guns don’t kill kids, antidepressants do. Just shut up. Stop peddling bullshit. You should be fired.

i dropped some food off for my neighbor who just had a baby & 2 days later she came over with home made cupcakes and a thank you card. which is very nice but also kinda misses the point. like why are you making me cupcakes when you just had a baby? anyway, this is now an arms race

SCOTUS thought they could ride the tiger and get what they wanted ideologically. In exchange, they would give him everything he wanted except the Fed. Just leave the Fed alone and you can ignore all federal law. But it ended the same way it has for everyone who tried to ride the tiger since 2016.

We should probably talk a bit more about how Trump tried to murder everyone in congress and obviously wants to do it again.

my daughter wants a rainbow theme for her birthday party & i found a bunch of good discounts on rainbow stuff from leftover from Pride. "love wins" is probably an okay slogan for a 5 year old's birthday party, right?

pretty good response by ACPS resources.finalsite.net/images/v1755...

Trust me, Russell Vought wakes up every morning and thinks about this fragility: it is why he is trying to suborn this year’s appropriations process and it is why he advocates rescission.

we need a public awareness campaign about jury nullification

why did they put all the flavors in the calories

a catastrophic failure called sunset

alx skeets - is there anywhere that’s convenient to the 4-mile run ghost kitchen for an outdoor picnic? i have a group that wants to get xi’an noodles for lunch but needs a place to eat them

we really need to stop letting sociopaths be in charge of things, pt. 2

we really have to stop letting sociopaths be in charge of things

as a citizen and a parent of ACPS school children, i am begging @alexandriavagov.bsky.social not to agree to this insane bullshit from DOE. please fight this. if you need pro bono counsel, pm me.

lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre prosecutor who golfs with sam alito

it turns out AI is actually going to *create* entry level legal jobs

our 50 year experiment in airline deregulation has been a failure. we should go back to regulating airlines like utilities.

A new analysis from the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office finds that the final version of Trump's tax law will add $3.4 trillion to the U.S. national debt over the next decade and will "increase by 10 million the number of people without health insurance" by 2034.

rename the team the D.C Statehood and crowdfund a new stadium instead

It feels like a substantive number of productized use cases of AI really have nothing to do with AI itself, or LLMs specifically as a text synthesis technology, other than it being used as a pretext to engage in some obviously antisocial and anti-consumer behavior that is likely illegal

4yo decided that frozen and bluey and mickey are for babies, and she keeps bringing me toys and clothes from her room that she wants to give away to "somebaby else"

oliver wendell holmes, circa 1890:

how do i know if my eggplant is handsome

the gop spent 4 years & 10 separate investigations trying to find a way to blame the obama admin for mishandling a terror attack in Benghazi, & never found anything even remotely as damning as this bar graph

sorry i never replied to your email. i didn’t want to and then i forgot.

The "unitary executive theory" is a fancy name for a strategy used by authoritarians worldwide, rebranded for the US. It’s a legal blueprint for a power grab, and my new article explains how it turns the law itself into a tool for undermining democracy:

i gave my kids some $10 walkie talkies & they have left me alone for the past 4 hours. amazing ROI

im not surprised that christians hate crossdressing because that's a really mean nickname for jesus

“yale law school graduate” (derogatory)

Buffalo - For nearly a week, immigration agents have targeted a block on the city’s West Side, seeking to detain an Iranian man living there. His neighbors aren’t having it. Dozens have organized themselves into rotating shifts to do "ICE watch" @indiab.bsky.social

most evil is done by people who never make their minds up to be good or evil

Vought is worried they don’t have the votes

Don Beyer is fine, but he’s been in office forever. at the very least can we please run someone younger than the modern state of Italy