And some of all probably need prescription strength…

I just killed a 2-inch bug in my bathroom. I hate spring. You critters are the scourge of the earth

Mattress rotated and all my bedding washed 🙂‍↕️

Very interesting cohort at the gym tonight…

How many times can I get out of jury duty before I can’t get out of it any more?

I didn’t get a sweet treat on my way home… so now I deserve double sweet treats

I have shamelessly turned the air conditioning on tonight

Every morning for the last 4 days, I wake up and find dead bugs in my apartment. Granted, it’s better than alive bugs

Dentist prescribed a muscle relaxant because I’m clenching my jaw so tight that I could crack a tooth or need a root canal 💪

I love staying up late because your book is so good you cannot put it down.

It feels like I have mono again for the 4th time… seriously?!

Sick on the couch and starting a rewatch of Veronica Mars… I used to stream on megashare every week

Am I the only one who can’t use the auto-responses on instagram?

Who up adding the contents of their Spice Sack?

Which Philly homos will I be seeing at the Serpents tour tonight??

@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social loves getting late night FaceTimes from me, whether he admits it or not!

First white (grey?) hair found. Mary, take me to the window. I wish to say goodbye.

Pretzels

Under a blankie and very comfy. Can someone please preheat my oven??

I’m tired of god giving her toughest battles (tummy troubles) to her strongest warrior (me)

Me dancing to Bad Bunny!

When can I rewatch that halftime show?

Cannot wait for the frame by frame analysis of that performance. So powerful! Benito was the only choice this year

This wind sounds like my apartment is about to collapse

it's just me and my emotional support pretzels against the world

Anyone else randomly say “Peeta Mellark” in Elizabeth Banks’ specific voice? No? Just me?

Looking for a physician boyfriend because I have too many health problems to not have a live-in doctor

Is it just me or does nothing happen in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. were three episodes in and ~nothing~ has happened

I need a new tv show to watch and nothing is scratching the itch

really hate that i can only get my 1098T tax form online and the website is down

the joy I get when my rice maker sings when it is done is definitely out of proportion, but it really is the little things right now

Scheduling my next board exam for 3.5 weeks and suddenly I am *very* unwell

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Quantum chemistry and spectroscopy Traditional Chinese fiction This is your life Environmental toxicology Concepts of Inorganic chemistry

People who steal packages should burn in hell

Thank you, smoke alarm battery for deciding you needed to be changed at 1:40am. It was lovely to hear from you, but please fuck all the way off

In need of a snickity snack

Staying up late because I was so engrossed in my book and couldn’t read fast enough… now THAT’S what I’m talking about!

Referring to conversations with friends as “sacred texts” so I can consult them later

I love being a silly little goose, at times

Watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms for the plot. The plot:

I’m off tomorrow… why did I suddenly get Sunday scaries?

About to start a new blanket. Row 1 - 131 foundation single crochet 😵‍💫

Using a space heater in my bathroom is one of my happiest joys. I keep my bedroom a lovely 58° and the bathroom is 86° 🙂‍↕️

I left my coffee at home and don’t have time to get any until noon. I might die

Not my “every 6 minute” train coming 35 minutes late

If there’s one thing I’m going to do on a busy subway car, it’s act as seating referee. Your backpack doesn’t get its own seat

If I have to work today, I’m at least going to be cozy

Making vanilla extract… I’ll see you in 6-12 months 😘

istg if I have another ear infection… kaboom