Fucking Hacks. Everyone was crying for the last 15 minutes, right??

Why is Grindr pink?

A night well spent, if you ask me!

Should I continue the trend and get boba after work today? Me thinks yes

The couch naps I’m going to be taking this weekend 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Only the best live in Philly

(im)patiently waiting for a text back

I’m the sleepiest little girl at work today and I’m extremely brave for showing up

Does it count as the early risers club if I’m waking up this early for work?? @ptklein.com thoughts?

I had a really great first date for the first time in years

I have been betrayed by a post-shower shit. Whyyyyy?!?!

I have to wake up in 4.5 hours for a 12 hour shift. What could go wrong?

I was complimented for doing a good job at work, but I very much did the bare minimum

The best parts of starting on a new rotation are (1) feeling inadequate, (2) knowing that everyone hates you and is judging you because you are the worst, (3) being in everyone’s way, and (4) frequently getting lost

Dinner of champions - cereal and a cupcake

My train was delayed. We need more trains so we have more infrastructure so fewer trains get delayed

Board exam tomorrow and anxiety is ravaging my brain and body

I have the tumrums

BBC News hour started with - “but first a question, “What is going on?””

Orthodontist ordering me 8-10 more Invisalign trays 🫠

In a surprising change of events, I had no Sunday scaries but this Monday morning is positively frightening

Rain!

If a paper towel dispenser requires you to pull down, the paper towels need to be strong enough to support that tension!! Whoever is making these decisions clearly isn’t using these paper towels

Being around people has reminded me how much I dislike people

I need a way to share my thoughts without everyone knowing

How many CNS depressants do I need to sleep tonight? We’re at 2 (2.5 if you count the 10mg melatonin) and I’m still burning the insomnia oil.

I have the sickness

Whomst?

Rewatching The Good Wife and I finished the first season in… 2 days

The a/c is ON

Nothing like board exams to make me question everything about myself 🙃

After 2.5 years, I finished all 15 books of the Wheel of Time and I feel like I just said goodbye to my dear friends.

I may not know you, but I will 100% obsess over your pets

Who up and thinking bout their breakfast sandwich??

I have to lock in and focus today so don’t let anything fun happen on here while I’m away

Amazon is no longer supporting my Kindle (bought in 2012) and I won't be able to use it any more. I have loved this for 14 years, but do I buy a new kindle or a different eReader? (@kindofahugedyl.bsky.social I know you bought one recently)

Had Taco Bell for the first time in at least a year if not longer… cannot wait for the GI-fuck up to begin

Who up having 2-sided conversations with themselves?

These clouds are looking mighty ominous

The @ptklein.com @shane.wlm.sn @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social kerfuffle is throwing my brain for a loop

Why am I more tired after a full night’s sleep than I was before I went to bed last night?? This seems like yet another conspiracy from “Big Sleep”

And some of all probably need prescription strength…

I just killed a 2-inch bug in my bathroom. I hate spring. You critters are the scourge of the earth

Mattress rotated and all my bedding washed 🙂‍↕️

Very interesting cohort at the gym tonight…

How many times can I get out of jury duty before I can’t get out of it any more?

I didn’t get a sweet treat on my way home… so now I deserve double sweet treats

I have shamelessly turned the air conditioning on tonight

Every morning for the last 4 days, I wake up and find dead bugs in my apartment. Granted, it’s better than alive bugs

Dentist prescribed a muscle relaxant because I’m clenching my jaw so tight that I could crack a tooth or need a root canal 💪