Looking for a physician boyfriend because I have too many health problems to not have a live-in doctor

Is it just me or does nothing happen in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. were three episodes in and ~nothing~ has happened

I need a new tv show to watch and nothing is scratching the itch

really hate that i can only get my 1098T tax form online and the website is down

the joy I get when my rice maker sings when it is done is definitely out of proportion, but it really is the little things right now

Scheduling my next board exam for 3.5 weeks and suddenly I am *very* unwell

Nevermind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Quantum chemistry and spectroscopy Traditional Chinese fiction This is your life Environmental toxicology Concepts of Inorganic chemistry

People who steal packages should burn in hell

Thank you, smoke alarm battery for deciding you needed to be changed at 1:40am. It was lovely to hear from you, but please fuck all the way off

In need of a snickity snack

Staying up late because I was so engrossed in my book and couldn’t read fast enough… now THAT’S what I’m talking about!

Referring to conversations with friends as “sacred texts” so I can consult them later

I love being a silly little goose, at times

Watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms for the plot. The plot:

I’m off tomorrow… why did I suddenly get Sunday scaries?

About to start a new blanket. Row 1 - 131 foundation single crochet 😵‍💫

Using a space heater in my bathroom is one of my happiest joys. I keep my bedroom a lovely 58° and the bathroom is 86° 🙂‍↕️

I left my coffee at home and don’t have time to get any until noon. I might die

Not my “every 6 minute” train coming 35 minutes late

If there’s one thing I’m going to do on a busy subway car, it’s act as seating referee. Your backpack doesn’t get its own seat

If I have to work today, I’m at least going to be cozy

Making vanilla extract… I’ll see you in 6-12 months 😘

istg if I have another ear infection… kaboom

Thought there were only 4 seasons of Grantchester, but there are TEN! time to lock in

the bliss that comes with DND 😌

I got some new underwear… who wants to come over and watch me try them on?

It only took me 35 minutes to gather the strength to get off the sofa to get ready for bed. New Friday night record??

I’m a father! Of triplets!

Theoretically a morning workout shouldn’t be more difficult, but it really is

In bed before 9 and feeling thorgeous 🤩

Does gnawing on a baguette count as meal prep?

It’s citrus-palooza!!

I worked out two days in a row (thank you to @mallemaroking.bsky.social) and now I’m a sleepy little baby in need of forehead kisses… STAT!

Today’s gym cutie spotting - @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social 😘

I know next to nothing about it, and I don’t want to know more, but why are we promoting polymarket?

Why do they keep showing where in the room the nominees are sitting? Why do I need to know the seating arrangement?

Was completely unaware that the golden globes were tonight

Personal space is a suggestion in this house

I fucking hate that my brain feels better after working out. Punk ass bullshit.

Trade

Me thinks tonight is a night to get in bed at 8:15…

The horrors persist and I… I go to bed

Despite working for 12 hours, it’s always a great day when neither of my packages were stolen by the time I got home

Any bloomfs know what’s going on here? If so, get ready to be the recipient of lots of complaining… and kisses

I get really overwhelmed when I’m on my phone and suddenly get a bunch of notifications. WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU CONTACTING ME

What’s something you say at work that is completely normal, but sounds insane to anyone else? I’ll go first - “this mouse better be pregnant and not just fat!”

Tummy troubles should be illegal!!!!!!

Sometimes Patsy Cline just speaks to your soul

Simping for your friends is the purest form of friendship