The more I think about this movie the more I dislike it. The entire basis of Scream is genre/society critique but this movie has nothing to say. AI enters the conversation but the movie treats it like a nifty gadget. Biggest takeaway is “parenthood be hard” and we’ve all seen that movie done better.

Biggest jumpscare in Scream 7 was Ethan Embry’s hairline

Currently in a Lyft going from the gym to oomf’s place for an SNL viewing. We just drove past Frankford Hall and there is a line down the block to get in. I cannot imagine waiting in line for a BEER GARDEN. Are straight youths okay?

Coworker asked me if I had any Friday plans. Told her I was checking out a new restaurant with a guy I hadn’t seen in a minute. She immediately gasped and said “Oooh is it a date!?” and I realized that I couldn’t answer as I both didn’t know and really didn’t care. It’s dinner with a person!

How dare you reheat my nachos and make them look even better!!! 💪

Omg omg omg red alert!!! 🚨 @dgschell.bsky.social finally dropped a non-nude and I’m fucking throbbing over it. Like and share and maybe he’ll put even more on! 🤤

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Fun to see how much my hair has grown out in just 6 weeks.

Drenched from rowing and nearly too big to fit in the frame? Yup.

Messaged my doctor about possibly switching from Descovy to Yeztugo for PrEP after finding out my insurance would cover it and he said he’d need to refer me to an infectious disease specialist. 🦠

I had a dream than I met Emma Stone and she wanted to stay in touch so she asked me to add her alt on Bluesky because it’s her primary form of conversation and that’s when I realized I was having a nightmare.

Even if I can muster the energy to trudge to the gym today, it’s closed until 3pm because of weather. Why does Mother Nature want me to suffer?!?!

I’ve not read the article about gay guys giving each other jobs because I was busy helping gay guys get jobs

I’ll be honest - this is my Roman Empire. My world exploded the first time I learned about this.

Truly the most ridiculous article of the season. The salacious scoop is that gay people in the same industry hire and recommend each other for jobs and sometimes go to orgies. Wow. Shocker. Cannot wait for the expose on straight men sealing deals on the golf course.

I’ve got a bunch of old shoes I need to get rid of. Throwing them in the trash seems wrong. What do y’all suggest?

Folding a crunch wrap is honestly pretty easy once you get the hang of it. The trick is microwaving or steaming the tortilla first. Also - tostada shells are really hard to transport as a pedestrian and all of mine cracked. Just get corn tortillas and fry them yourself.

Clouds, man. Ya know?

Started taking powdered creatine after rolling with gummies for the past year and, while I cannot prove it scientifically, I’m pretty sure those gummies did not contain the dose advertised. I was basically munching sour patch kids and praying for gainz.

Saw a guy at the gym yesterday with a tattoo sleeve that was solid black. I initially thought he might have been wearing some kind of actual fabric sleeve, but no. All ink. It looked kinda badass but I can only imagine how long he had to sit to get that done.

I decided this year, in an afford to broaden my horizons, to subscribe to one of my local theater’s full seasons instead of just buying tickets to their musicals. I’ve enjoyed most everything, but the plays really do feel like medicine and not necessarily in a good way.

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

How are we feeling about this Leigh-Anne debut?

This and a Crunchwrap supreme.

It’s insane the way I can’t even take a proper selfie without being well-rested and hydrated. The face shows all!

Man who is desperately afraid of being pinched:

Who’s hosting? I’ll be there.

God this season of Industry is insane.

Okay so I didn’t nap all day. Special shout out to my cute server at the Mexican restaurant who was battling the two wolves of horniness and grief as he took care of me and negotiated the trauma of losing his dad last week. I s2g I should have been a therapist the way people open up to me.

You nap. You nap all day.

I find it truly baffling how many people still herald him as some visionary disruptor.

Exactly what does one do in Tampa?

Who else up tricking the IG censorship bots for their green circles?

The biceps have re-entered the chat.

Pit tax

As @kindofahugedyl.bsky.social said once “do a little temperature check first to see if I’m H O T T O G O”

Big fan of guys who promote their slutty energy online while also keeping records of their exact comings and goings private. Secret boyfriend the internet doesn’t know about? Good for you! Let’s celebrate your healthy boundaries.

I hope everyone enjoys their VD* today.

This is why I stopped tbh. Self-awareness is important!

In case anyone is wondering, I did not start doing this.

Once you pop you don’t stop. Just lined up an nyc theatre weekend in March. Wild Party, Ragtime, and Chess, here I come. Really wanna see Cats as well but that’s gonna have to be a group activity. I simply cannot yas queen all by my lonesome.

There’s something so 2014 about this but why the heck not.

Less gay but I also got these

I forgot to switch my kobo reader from my gym bag to my work bag and I didn’t sync the app before I left so now Miranda will have to be on All Fours by herself back in Philadelphia while I masturbate in my hotel room or something.

It’s really wild to me how weight can vary from one seemingly identical fitness machine to the next. How is 150lbs not 150lbs!?!?

Well, I got ‘em!

I think a cyber truck just moved onto my block. I’m scared.

Winter is just so unsexy. I’m wearing too many layers and everyone’s hands are cold. How am I supposed to feel slutty in these conditions? I just want to eat soup, watch campy 80s movies, and commiserate about the fall of society. Sucking dick is a spring/summer/fall activity.

Part of me wishes Rachel McAdams took on more comedic roles, but then it wouldn’t be such a huge gift when we get one. Anyway, go see Send Help. Rachel’s in rare form and Dylan O’Brien has an amazing ass.