Someone sell me on getting back on Snapchat. I thought the app was just for drug dealers and cheating politicians. Are we really using it again?

I think I might have overdone it with the cilantro. Good thing I like the taste of soap.

I like to stay in, wear something cozy, and push. It’s existential.

Slightly diminish a band: Panic! at the Swap Meet

One of the things I’m doing this year is reserving my energy for people who are proactive and enthusiastic about spending time with me. We are not chasing. We are receiving.

Quote this with the emoji reaction you most want to yeet into the sun 😳

One of my favorite things to do on this app is drop breadcrumbs of a story and then never follow up on it.

Masturbating before the massage today as an experiment

I love how gay guys thinking posting a thirst trap makes a situation better because honestly it kind of does

Honestly kind of wild that due to front facing cameras and mirror selfies most of our online friends are more familiar with a flipped version of our face than what we actually look like. Anyway, taking rear camera photos with a timer is awkward.

How high does the sycamore grow? If you cut it down then you. will. never. know.

First thirst trap of the year.

need to be hot enough that down bad reply guys will defend my every dumb take but slutty enough so that when people retort “he’s not gonna fuck you!!” they can say “no no he might”

One of my favorite genres of article is men unearthing the buried knowledge that women have sex drives.

Blowjobs are a form of therapy if you think about it.

Got a new friend for the kitchen courtesy of @redhot100.bsky.social

Forearm veins under a rolled up sleeve

If you see this post your favorite final fantasy character. There are so many iconic characters to choose from but tifa’s leftist ecoterrorist with a heart of gold will always be my girl.

I feel so seen.

So I gave myself a little NYE present and ordered new gym shoes from ON. Got a notification during my workout that they were delivered. I get home about 30 minutes later and *drumroll please*…

At the gym with my headphones in transparency mode and hear Kylie’s “Get Outta My Way” playing in the room and my automatic Apple playlist decides it has to play it immediately as well.

Went to hot pot for the first time tonight for a friend’s bday and while everything was quite yummy and I’m always down for a new experience, I just don’t think cooking my own food at a restaurant table is my favorite thing.

Nearly done with this chest cold thank god. Cannot wait to exit this hibernation chamber and return to the gym.

Jfc the end of act one. Did not see that coming at all. So glad I was able to avoid spoilers.

I didn’t set out to watch a bunch of Pedro Pascal projects this year but the man is truly inescapable.

I find it really amusing that Microsoft Windows used to be the consumer friendly OS that every home computer had and now their products are almost exclusively used for business meetings. They’re just so unfriendly. Who the fuck is dialing up grandma on Teams?

Okay so it’s just day 1 of playing but I can already tell you this is the most magical RPG experience I’ve had since FFX when I was in high school.

I think today is the day I finally start Clair Obscura

Share your holy trinity of cast albums

Jury is out on the romance, but I love a good friend date!

Yo @bradys.bsky.social and @robthefourth.bsky.social, did you call each other before showing up?

Been kinda sad the past few days after receiving a text from someone I’d tried to date last month. I thought we’d parted ways in a mutual and amicable fashion two weeks ago but he thought it necessary to tell me that a mutual friend (no idea who) showed him my “twitter” and he simply “could never.”

Honestly, leaving this climate and topography this afternoon sucked. Only consolation is they’re supposed to rain the rest of the week.

Thank you @lerrrgan.bsky.social for making me feel like a cool kid.

New profile pic bc Xmas is over. What’s the new move @lerrrgan.bsky.social?

Next season when Shane reveals that he also has a “beach shack”

Off to California to see family for a few days. I’ve decided that’s where my Christmas spirit escaped to. Working through the holidays is not jolly! You need to be with people!

Joy to the world, the lord has cum.

I’ve been to several holiday gatherings this month and have had this Santa hat on in my pfp for weeks but for some reason I’m in utter disbelief that it’s actually Christmas now. How did the year go by so agonizingly slow?

It’s good to know I’m not the only one who makes glaring typos when he’s horny. #rivarly

If you can get up on a stage, kiki with Mary Todd Kirk, and wax poetic about the dashingly handsome face of our current commander in chief with a straight face, I simply do not trust you. Pack it up, Onika.

Caught up on Stranger Things last night and damn that last sequence was stunning. Did it kinda feel like a marvel movie? A little. Did it also involve Winona Ryder screaming at a CGI monster? Absolutely.

Found so much cock at the AutoZone tonight 😈

Wish I was here longer than an afternoon

Chaser

Shot

Why is my cock always so hard after a good nap?

I dunno. That’s a pretty small pile of clothes on the bed. I feel like you can probably manage to fold them on your own.

I don’t usually listen to men when it comes to music but damnit if I haven’t been streaming Dijon exclusively since his SNL set.

God these atriums make me dizzy