Super late on this, but the production is fascinating. It does such a superb job of luring you into the fun and sex and party of it all before punching you in the face with political defeat and emotional devastation.

Got all dolled up to meet some friends in the park

If you have a negative customer interaction at work and you’re afraid they might be the litigious sort, wisdom might suggest not ranting about them on a public Facebook post. I’m all for vulnerability but cover your damn ass.

Happy Pride from my kitchen

Gonna get a coffee mug with the globe on it. Call that shit the World Cup.

I come and I go (Houdini)

I respect the game of the headless anon accounts, but I need the full context of a person before I have any fun seeing them naked. (BGB excepted bc while you aren’t getting face you are getting *narrative* honey)

All my emotional support podcasts are running ads for Peyronie’s disease

I really need to meet more theater gays in Philly because what do you MEAN no one has invited me to watch the Tony Awards on Sunday?

Saving the intense cardio for the end of my workouts has been such a game changer.

“You dyed your bush?”

The more I think about it, a lot of my disappointment lies in how much more I liked “Exit 8,” another liminal horror movie that explains itself even less.

Backrooms just pissed me off.

My roommate has a tv in his room but for some reason prefers using the tv in the living room. Considering warming up some food and eating it on his bed to make a point.

Remember hipsters? I miss them.

live, laugh, toaster bath ⚡️

Idc. This song still slaps.

I just napped for 6 hours. Help.

There are so many queer adults still emotionally living inside the rules of their hometowns.

Look ma, no driver!!

It’s a Santa Fe grandma bathroom tile shirt kinda day, no?

Opinions wanted: My IG is private. I got a request recently that I approved bc we had some mutuals in common even though I didn’t actually know the guy. Even though I post plenty of stories he could comment on he decides to just message “what’s up?” today. Am I a jerk to ignore?

Alright arborists, is this a special “year round late autumn” tree or is she dead?

Okay so I know the hardcore gamer crowd scoffed at it a bit, but I’m having such a good time with “Dragon Age: The Veilguard.” Does it feel like Baldur’s Gate 3 with training wheels on? Absolutely, but why does that need to be a bad thing?

I put the bird feeder out by the curb for either some amateur ornithologist or the trash man to pick up. I simply cannot be putting this much effort into cleaning the patio every week.

Came home to my mesh patio chairs, the entire railing, and several plants absolutely covered in bird shit…but in better news I saw a cardinal? I don’t know about you but I feel like bird shit should wash away with the rain. Seems unfair that it doesn’t!

I saw Jesse Williams’s offensively large schlong (and considerable acting talents) exactly 4 years and 1 day ago.

Good news for the “Obsession” stans

I was messaging with a good friend last night and accidentally called him a fool cucumber

Seeing one of the few college friends I actually keep up with this Wednesday in phoenix and I couldn’t be more excited. It’s been over a decade since our last catch up, which was roughly 7 years after we graduated. 17 years since college is insane to me.

The Miami airport has valet parking for dolphins and I think that is so neat.

Honestly so frustrating that some of the most beautiful parts of the country are populated by people who aaaaabsolutely don’t want me to visit or have rights.

Despite how grumpy I come off here, there are still plenty of you that I don’t know well that I’d like to know better.

The built-in camera in the HEVY app is shit, right? It’s not just me?

I’m so tired of notable people speaking about AI as if it is an invading alien planet. AI cannot act on its own. The only reason it’s being spoken about like an inevitability is because all these tech jerks put so much time and money into it and need to force a return on the investment.

Dear people who order a drink on a plane, take two sips, and then throw out a nearly full beverage: Who hurt you?

I get so straight off that Mr brightside

I cannot stop thinking about this. If you had to say, what room do your posts live in?

The line between “person I happen to follow online” and “actual friend” really isn’t as thin as some people seem to believe. By all means, make efforts to connect but don’t speak to people like you’re close when you’ve done none of the groundwork to get to know them.

This is her Joanne moment. I was there for Gaga then. I’ll be there for Charli now.

Public restrooms I have known

Voice notes are exceptionally deranged tonight. If this doesn’t upload with audio I s2g.

Last night a dreamed that a bunch of people were in a medieval town square live-streaming the public beheading of a prominent man. A 22yo girl with a hand axe was the executioner and she was really struggling so someone gave her a chainsaw. It got too real at that point so everyone watching threw up

Decided there’s really no winning with the sunflower seeds bc these birds are so fucking messy. Collected all the seeds and scattered them across the vacant lot next to my house. Yummy food for wildlife and maybe flowers? Refilled the feeder with sunflower hearts.

Me when I’m watching you sleep.

Fire alarm went off around 4am because of a ceiling leak dripping into the alarm. I disconnected it to make the sound stop but I haven’t been able to get back to sleep. Hopefully the landlord/HOA dude responds to my messages and we can get someone out to look at things asap.

Currentluy experiencing that very homosexual conflict of not wanting to be perceived sexually while also not wanting to feel invisible.

In a very “delete every photo of myself” mood today

Came across a crossword clue: “_____ and aahed.” My first guess was adhed because I thought maybe that was a variation on the diagnosis I hadn’t encountered before. I was wrong. So wrong. Reader, the word was “oohed” – as in “oohed and aahed.” As in sounds of amazement. As in Hercules lyrics.

Set up a birdfeeder off my back deck about 5 days ago and these birds are getting AFTER it. Leaned over to refill the canister and spot at least 100 sunflower seed shells littering my downstairs neighbor’s patio. Apparently birds are messy eaters! Who knew??