this mario is the gay one, happy pride

Unlocking new dialogue trees with the men in my life by reading up on war hammer 40,0000

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When I hear that someone I dislike has died, I usually say, "Never again will he mock my power vest." Try it, it's very relaxing.

Night Time Bubble Gutss

Who up donning thy tunic for battle

The phrase “aw man, that’s a bummer” has gotten me through so much

It’s all Boobs. and Asses all the way down

[every assassin’s creed game] NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow

A few Cats

New Yort Citié

I love New York City Times Square New York, home of “The Mayor”

What a day

people from history are dumb as hell. don’t have xbox. don’t have toilet.

Having a fantastic time playing Wanderstop

Excited to try the food here yum

for mar10 day Nintendo should add the most logical OST to the Nintendo music app. the entire numbered Xenoblade trilogy soundtrack

The weather is nice, the sun is out, the beer is only $4 a glass, it’s never killing myself o’clock

Poop

Today at work a guy was like “if you don’t cut me a deal on my wireless service I’m going to transfer my service to xfinity mobile”, and thats kind of like saying “if you don’t give me a free meal, I’m going to go home and eat a poop sandwich”

Raining heavy today

Dude, nice selfie, looking good! Who are you? Explain to me your values.

Participating in The Nude Season by Being Nude

Pancake for breakfast

who's gonna post the first fire-ass nude on bluesky! 🫣🔥 my uncle Jovenovich, who doted upon me in my youth: I pray God each night He either restore you to the light of grace, or He make something terrible and mortal befall you, to further this charade against a once-beautiful child no longer

cousins just announced a pregnancy at this barbecue right in the middle of me telling a story about how my uncle scared me with a dead hawk in his basement freezer one time. I hope the baby comes out wrong

Goin to the 4th July function and it’s a bunch of dudes doing this

4th or July t shirt that says ‘100% Proud Squirter” with a hotdog slathered in mustard on the front; on the back it’s got a dart board with Bin Laden’s face on it and a fat dart in the center and it says “nine eleven? never againin’”in cursive at the bottom.