Do people use this shit foreal now

In Perpetuity 11x14in acrylic on paper

Street Fox 18x24in acrylic on canvas

Long Day 16x20in acrylic on canvas

Red Light 10x10in Acrylic on canvas

Safe and Sound 10x10in Acrylic and oil pastel on canvas

Aura Farming 10x10in Acrylic on canvas

How You Remember It 11x14in acrylic and graphite on paper

Changing of the Guard

Mighty Machines 10x10in acrylic, sharpie & oil pastel on canvas

Hitting my weed pen a bunch, put on Ghost Rider starring Nic cage. Time for lift off

Going to tune into the toronto raptors game tonight

(Unprompted in the middle of an unrelated conversation) Yeah, my favourite website is probably my email

How was your day honey did you distill the zeitgeist into any droll quips

Might check out my e-mail inbox tomorrow

Hydroplaning probably feels good af for the car

Bro your prose is stilted… I’m sorry bro

currently about to check out some NBA basketball

Opps put me in a quagmire but the grind never peters out

(playing with action figures with my friend) My guy has more aura than your guy Him: Nuh uh Me: Ya and more rizz and your guy crashed out also

Why are so many people following me

"Best picture award" should go to a picture of all my friends and I smiling together

comedy event poster for my friend Liv

Good morning everyone!

Visiting my girlfriend while she house sits for a very rich couple in Mississauga, every appliance is a Smart appliance and the beer fridge is fully stocked. But the cat keeps attacking us

gave No Country For Old Men a rewatch last night… A brilliant tale of fate, determinism and people living in a world they can no longer make sense of. And every top letterboxd review is some stupid single sentence joke

Not quite sure how to post on here yet, I’m like an old man who can’t adjust to the times

I think this site could benefit from various applications of AI…

Fly High 10x10in Acrylic on canvas

Hi Bluesky, I’m a painter and illustrator and graphic designer. Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Looking at the tip of the iceberg) That’s for sure the whole iceberg

One of my buddies has a bunch of turds in his intestines

Aliens would hate the type of saucers we have on earth. They can’t fly at all

Me when you won’t let me fucking merge

Having meal for dinner 🙌

Reddit post: Is anyone else tired of the sidewalk being wet after it rains? 1st comment: Earthworm here. There’s a lot to unpack in OP’s post, but I’ll do my best to provide a concise rebuttal,

Mid pack got me staring in the mirror like so

The early bird: Who up getting they worm

Man i’m really craving some molecules right now

There should be no free activities. Minimum 25$ purchase to have an experience

I’m manipulating you into having a good time and building treasured memories together

Give a man a fish. Just fucking do it

Canadian fans of HBO will be happy to hear that all of their favourite programs are available on Crave TV

They told me to touch grass and now my hands are covered in tiny grass shaped cuts

I’m not making moves in silence, I’m making moves whilst knocking over a bunch of pots and pans, breaking glass etc

"Girl dinner" "Boy dinner" Enough of this.. Look at the forest and the lakes. See how they breathe with the wind

Costco rules… I always wanted there to be a store that sells a whole bunch of shit

The quick brown fox: (To the lazy brown dog) Lol check this shit out dumbass