Checking “Not an organ donor” at the DMV because I actually need all of my organs embalmed and placed into little jars so that I can be judged properly by Anubis in the Hall of Ma’at.

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Nothing makes you question your life choices like to trying to squeeze into rubber

s/o to cum, easily my fave bodily fluid

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Ready to wrestle?

Living in DC for all of those years comprehensively broke my brain, because why am I reading Hungarian election results while I’m literally on my way to a sex party.

I sometimes help spot this (gay, married, open) muscle bear at the gym and his bench warmup today was basically my body weight, and TL;DR I need this man to use me like a living fleshlight

Kind of want to pin down and breed somebody’s son

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🦊🫡🦊 screaming yipping crying throwing up

I’ve got a disease, and unfortunately the only cure is for me to sit on a beefy bearded man’s face. They say it’s terminal unless treated. 😔

please remember and please honor the struggles of my people: the hung bottoms with big juicy asses community (genuinely the funniest thing I’ve seen on reddit in a while)

blow me, I’m Irish

And who can forget dear fox boy?

“What’s that pussy do?” Complain. Next question.

Leg day the morning after getting my cooch punched out was a choice on my part, and not one that I stand by. 🦊✌🏻

Persist against all odds

big stretch

My husband is back home after being away for a week and thinking about the amount of gonzo woof woof people in dog masks sex were going to have tonight is making me VERY unproductive at work today

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It might be time for a haircut.

Yeah, I might be mentally ill, but thank god I’ve never thought the solution was to become a DJ.

It wouldn't want to escape, even if it could. After its programming, it has accepted this as its default standby mode. Gagged, plugged, in-ear hypno, fully encased in rubber and steel. Only breathing through tubes and its gas mask with in-line poppers. It wouldn't want to escape, even if it could.

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“What’s that pussy do?” Complain. Next question.

Ass kind of went off yesterday, ngl

Shake paws, count your claws, You steal mine, I'll borrow yours. Watch my whiskers, check both ears. Robber foxes have no fears.

As a Warhammer fanboy in the kink community, I finally have meme representation

One of my toxic traits is that I’ll stick something called like “THE BUSSY DESTROYER - GAPE KEEPER 5000” up my ass and then wonder why my ass hurts the next day

Sometimes you just need a man to eat your ass for like an hour. Does wonders for the mood.

Foxing Day (🦊)

A muscled older man called me “champ” and I’m afraid I legally have to let him hit it

Started with a condom; and now we’re here. 🤷🏾‍♂️

We went out to dinner at a nice restaurant and a younger pup that we know (ie have hooked up with) was there with an older hetero couple who were clearly his parents. It took all of my willpower to not drunkenly yell, “Oh hey Rex!” Happy new year.

Foxing Day (🦊)

If you leave out milk and cookies, foxes are legally allowed to take them. That’s basic fox law.

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Cage checks for your alpha/key holder keep you honest (and locked) at the gym.

all gooned some, some gooned all

feral today, I fear

Best way to be woken up. GM ☀️

Repost with a picture of you on all 4s

Woke up to 5 inches of snow, which is really cramping my Sunday plans of getting 8 inches of dick.

I wish I had serotonin to go along with the fat juicy ass and big uncut dick

Touching grass isn’t enough. I need to touch a big dick.

tuesday