"i deserve better than this" i say as i encounter yet another shitty bug in a piece of software released by people who don't give a fuck

Microsoft Q: Ah, 007. Have a look at this; Looks like an ordinary pen, doesn't it? But when you touch the clip and the button at the same time - Voila! An AI assistant. And look at this car - Push down the gear leaver and shift it right and back- Another AI assistant. And what about this notepad?

the animated picture format is pronounced 'weeb em'

(after watching 45 youtube shorts): I deserve more than this

that's what i love about earth, these people, man. i stay the same age, they keep catching me in the tangle of their lives

cbt stands for computer balls therapy

lately working in software dev as someone who doesn't care for ai is like being a non foot fetishist being forced to sit in meetings with foot fetishists where they discuss feet and how to get the best feet pics and who's got the best feet this week and the best ways to approach licking feet etc

Sam Altman always seems to have the expression of an evil child pulling apart a butterfly's wings.

Woah, even Brad Mehldau?

it's funny

I know how to build software and I’m dumber for it.

Like Tears in Tayne

The US and Israel are rogue states. They are terrorist nations.

I’d watch an isekai about a westerner tourist who has a strong then wakes up in a capsule hotel as a salaryman

chatgpt… tell me about the rabbits again

Dems are always eager to forgive. You have no scars to show. It wasn’t your son who was murdered. It wasn’t your mother who was kidnapped and sent to a camp. These are not your sins to forgive.

I think the left understands that we have all the technology we need to solve a whole lot of the worlds most pressing issues, but not to sociopolitical situation. Show me on your roadmap how AI solves hunger, homelessness, genocide and global warming, then I'll get excited. Otherwise shut up.

dem lincoln: and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall only perish from the earth if there is some sort of reason for it

[after letting the chatbot drop the production database] Oops. That was Otawara Enterprise...

have you asked wire mother? be sure to compare the answers of several wire mothers. pit wire mothers against one another to find the one that best suits your needs.

I interrupted their meeting.

(while passing a horrific car crash) "maybe if you had advocated for better public transit"

polymarket isn’t the place i buy game models?

john c reilly's character in magnolia would've done well in the 'record tiktoks in the car' age

half the time I hear lesser things AI is good for (powerpoints and emails) it's like.... the lesson should be the things you're doing are useless and performative, not that you need a machine to fake the useless and performative shit!!!

market indicators showing grapes of wrath up 40 grams in the past quater.

hate realising i'm reading llm output. if you ain't bother writing it i ain't bothering reading it

some regulations are good (dont poison water) and some are bad (parking minimums) 🤯🤯🤯

guy who reads the ai summary of a 3 hour breadtube video

I don’t believe in traffic laws. Once you realise each driver is a rational self-interested actor, you see how freeing them from regulations will maximise road-use efficiencies.

i want regional pricing for patreon. ‘for the price of a cup of coffee’ i went to a v nice coffee place that offered a choice of origins and all that. their super special premium coffee was $5 a cup and I said ‘haha give me that cheap kenyan stuff instead’

Some guy:  I have no idea where I am. Dem: I’ll meet you there.

the revolutionary art of caring a lot, actually

if i win this election i will make all tech ceos do a battle royale

NOOO bro evidence and data is only valid when it excuses my maltreatment of others. If it shows it's better to be nice to people then it's BULLSHIT and WISHFUL THINKING

Asking yourself a question like "how far does AI still have to go before it'd be able to create something like a Pat Finnerty video?" really puts its achievements into perspective.

if they're willing to throw trans people under the bus then they're definitely willing to throw trans people under the bus and can fuck off forever on that basis

aww, yes baby, your sora 2 video is very impressive. we're going to put it right on the samsung internet fridge so everyone can see it

i'm runnin standard gauge ambitions on a cape gauge budget

Like Tears in Tayne

i saw you stare in stunned silence at camille on her deathbed at musee d’orsay. pussy shit

We may be evidence-based, but we travel a lot.

i used to waste time going to a trash can to throw away garbage, but now i just litter. such a time save and great for my productivity. #productivityhack

(In BlueSky Discover Reply Voice) I find this whole routine very difficult to follow. It should be rewritten so that Abbott uses the full names of the players on each base so that there is less confusion.

If Nintendo wanted to avoid confusion they should've called it microSDXC U.

if a man randomly slaps the shit out of you in the street a dem will walk up to him and say 'I forgive you. let's look to the future'