Playing Pretend

bisexual final boss

I llovethe gameboy!!!!

i think you could tell an audiophile that blowing their brains out with a shotgun improves the audio quality of their CDs and they'd do it before you even finished the sentence and then the survivors would argue over pump-action or break-action

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question: if i make like an AI but i train it entirely on things i made by myself is it still bad. i had an idea that i wanted to experiment with

found it they were in a random ass backpack that i already checked

im gonna LOSE my SHIT i've been trying to find my 3DS for the last 2 days i have no idea where it could even fucking be i don't know how i managed to lose a 3DS XL in an apartment

gee willikers! i'd better run!

every tomodachi life island looks like this

there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. it contains a bookshelf that reorganizes itself by regret. it is haunted (in a bad way). stay hydrated.

submitted for your approval: an email marked urgent from 2009, found in a walmart at 3am. it is fine. it is fine.. no further explanation will be provided. this is the twilight zone.

boneless pizza

solving all economics with my groundbreaking theory that posits people hate when stuff costs more

amazing idea

have you ever seen a a singular phluxjr? it's real! some say it's even blessed..we've notified jerry.

this is what coding interviewers think happens on the job: sorry we lost the fig boson that gives all figs mass because SOMEONE forgot how to find the LCA of two nodes in a B*+ tree so the bosons decayed and all the figs floated away. no more fig newtons its just newtons now

epic arch linux idea: pacman -Sybau that just turns off the whole computer instantly

guitarist horror story: capo on fret 20

We told @singularwheels.bsky.social this scene needed more crows

somewhere in house (an ordinary house), there is a singular phluxjr. it is not unlike your own. it is not looking for you. it has already found you. don't say you weren't warned. twilight zone.

ripple update: i was thinking a bit more. might be pansexual actually. i would date a non-binary person and after Deliberation with some friends they have said i would be pansexual because of that

the music setup for today

you unlock this door with the key of imagination. beyond it: a chair that is always slightly warm. it is cursed. suction cup man is comin' round

obese police officer, call that shit 144

Lizzy’s Dreams

undertale but its a groovy bossa nova remix

i wish chick-fil-a wasn't homophobic. i don't think i've ever tried it but also i don't feel like giving them my money

Giving an Inch

got bored so i drew your cat as The Man Who Sold The World

wｅ𝖾ee

if i were trapped in the backrooms i would simply bust through the sheetrock in one direction until i get out. i did not see the film and i do not know anything about the general concept either.

⚠️ loud!

We Rate Dogs is a good dude. The internet got lucky with him.

From all of us at WiiLink, happy Pride Month! Everyone is welcome in our community, a safe space from the outside world, whether you are part of the LGBTQ+ or not.

Colors Theory

The Berlin Wall has appeared a surprising amount of times in the Mario series, being featured in four games and one ad campaign.

Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I watched a driver struggle to back a Cybertruck out of a parking spot. There wasn’t enough room behind the vehicle, so they had to make essentially a 20-point turn. It was glorious. I left before the Tesla could burst into flames.

Absolutely breathtaking interaction

ok i did it

oh yeah its like pride month and shit. ill change my profile picture later its like 7:14am and im at work

Frog & bird

dying of old age is probably boring as hell. you're all weak and shit in a bed with a bunch of people you don't know looking at you like they're trying to mentally parallel park