malcolm in the middle if it was good

meanwhile in olympus: apollo: "its that time of the week" and then he just pelts earth with hundreds of dodgeballs

i think nowadays you could say some stupid shit and thats just what the us government is gonna do next week

"it would be so much better to use rust for this" one day you will eat from a tube and you will know i left you like this

i fucking love open source software

GMOD movie ending leaked

i bought a tens machine because i fucked up my shoulder by using computer too much and the one at the physical therapist really helped. this is a pic of the possible locations for this type of electrode but man imagine blasting all of these at once. just flopping and twitching around for 20 minutes

sylve im going to discombobulate you

memes if they existed in the 1930s: when your friend eats your boiled head of cabbage so your goons lowkey discombobulate him

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John "Cyber" Hack3r held the cryptic device out to me, a blazing red nodule covered seemingly at random with bumps and buttons, the shape of half a soap bar. It purred in my hand, a deep vibration I felt up to my wrist. "Use it wisely. This is one of my only two joycons."

im Going to work on my project that i thought would be fun to do because i wanted to do it. [Does not work on it] god DAMn it

this is a video i downloaded off of tiktok so here's the actual video

man this book is Crazy. i should shoot john lennon

this is happening in a server i'm in

yellow submarine if it was about oceangate: In the t- [The submarine implodes due to structural failure killing everyone instantly.]

chess is so funny. 'i used the Votre Texte Ici gambit'. yeah ok bud. while you weren't looking i ate all your pieces. king to e2

best football player gotta be Torque 🚧🔨🪛🛠️🚧 Lewith from Nevada State... Penitentiary!

remembered this idea and ended up making what Bismuth's bootsplash dingus would be yes its that simple and yes its their own visor symbol thing (i don't know the name for it x_x)

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what tomodachi life even about 🥀

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

its pronounced B Power[\(40)\(40)Γ\(40)4\(41)-Limit[\(40)Power[\(40)cos\(40)x\(41)\(41),2]+\(40)Power[sin\(40)x\(41),2]\(41),x->24]\(41)\(41),5]+Power[\(40)-7Power[e,πi]\(41),2]+Limit[Divide[Power[x,2]-1,x+1],x->140]

Oh. Xbox is officially "Seamus Blackley, the father of the Xbox, is posting a eulogy on Bluesky" levels of Dead

if i had a nickel for every time a music video directed by michel gondry featured a large diamond of some sort i would have at least two nickels

can i rescind this message. i disagree with this now

given the trajectory of recent years i feel like if radiohead made an lp10 it would be hot garbage because nothing good ever happens i really hope when i look back on this in however many years im like "wow i was a cringe pessimist" rather than "wow i really predicted that huh"

imagine being the librarian of alexandria. "Damn my fuckin Workplace burned down"

Worst thing ever: when you buy a new ballpoint pen and its got the little plastic stuff on the tip so you have to awkwardly pick away at it for a minute straight. i know its there so the pen doesnt dry out or whatever but like its probably not that hard to make an easier way of removing that bit

horrible idea: room where every surface is an interactive whiteboard. it all runs on Squeak/Smalltalk too.

found out if you played jeopardy perfectly you would get about $566,400 and your opponents would have $0. if someone played jeopardy like that they'd never be seen again they got fucking drawn and quartered backstage by the other 2 contestants, The Ghost of Alex Trebek Past, and IBM Watson

on the topic of the 1950s i feel like at some point someone probably experimented so hard with aspic they ended up making Normal Edible Gelatin and got quartered in the cul-de-sac for it the next day. fuck you barbara we hate your fruit in jello. pass me the Zippo that is inexplicably made of lead

i feel bad for people born on january 1st 2000. nobody's ever gonna believe them. in the '50s if you told someone you were born in like january 1st 1900 they'd be like "ok. you wanna go eat hot dogs but encased in gelatin". but january 1st 2000 now? you're not real. get away from me please. shoo

this is the biggest wingstop i’ve ever seen

chat what do you do when you have a project that you want to work on that you have made of your own volition but you can't bring yourself to work on it even though you wanted to do this just fucking do it dumbass no i don't want to why because i dont want to fuck you bitch fuck you too I'M GONNA KIL

im sorry WHO liked my post?!

in a world where Big Government takes all the ID, they track all keyboard. i used ps aux command on my server too many times and now i am in VR Interrogation. 'i only wanted to list process' but they tell me i am the Furry (they read ps ps ps ps ps) and now i am in Cats (2019)

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

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this was in my discord server btw ;)

got a custom handle. i'm so cool

latest discord message is funny

time is fucked up what do you mean this was a year ago

The doctor is out. #grickledoodle #coffee #latte #horror #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny