did i ever show you guys the office. if i did not i did now

Anyways here's some pictures of my dog. Her name is Sapphire. You must say hi to her now or she will be rather upset.

fun? fact: the distance between phil selway's (radiohead drummer) birth and john coltrane's death is exactly 1 week longer than the microsoft kin was sold for this doesn't imply correlation i just thought it was interesting

top 3 numbers: 1. 1 + 5ε 2. 27 + 5i - 32j + 2k 3. 14.7

my boss: "we need to. Reawaken the loblaws artifact;" me (melting razor blades into a puddle of metal): "we die someday. that's how it is on this bitch of an earth" i light a cigarette with my blowtorch and it catches my clothing on fire and i die horribly

Lucas (Known as Xx_V1BR1_xX) is a groomer who exchanged nudes with a 14 year old. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIw... this video is so fucking funny im in hysterics

firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text)

ragebait is stupid you dont even KNOW my secret trick: sticking your fingers in your ears and going "lalalalalalala i cant hear you!"

I made a simple toony horizon environment texture to figure out how to draw cel-shaded chrome. These refs might be useful to you guys too so here you go.

ai is Stupid i just ask my discord server everything. truly they have the best intentions

bad idea: dial-a-song type thing but you record new songs over the same tape so the quality just progressively gets shittier

i concede that ibm watson would best me in a game of jeopardy, but i could beat it at scrabble, so really it comes down to the better wikipedia speedrunner

i know like practically nothing about medicine but it always pisses me off when they defibrillate someone without a pulse. thats not how that works iirc you use defibrillation on like ventricular fibrillation i think when you have someone flatlining (asystole) you do CPR watch as im completely wrong

how come every time i see a picture involving toro inoue hes always in some fucking predicament

moonbase alpha if it was japanese: aiueo

top 3 movies you should watch!: 1. Joint Pain (1963) 2. Joint Pain (1963) 3. Joint Pain (1963)⁶ ⁶Joint Pain (1963) is not a movie that exists.

what radiohead even about 🥀🥀🥀

update: no idea why i was excited for that this shit sucks

whatever. go my fuckass parodies of radiohead album covers i did for a dumb bit in a discord server

@nlfar.neocities.org i found you while i was watching the youtubes

Message to the Youtube: liking radiohead DOES NOT mean i like Creep i drop my mic at thee!

repost to scare a bluesky moderator

if i had a time machine i would go back in time to give a caveman magnets

no way like breaking bad!!!

call me knives out by radiohead because im cooked im not cooked i just cant sleep

unfathomable comeback also no offence but i kinda forgot about your account

#​The Ball

this was his refsheet btw lol. haha even #ocart (i don't tag my posts often. i should do that. or not. i don't know)

thats it im crucificating you (i suck at drawing but its about sending a message)

if i was a judge i would ragebait the defendant and then sentence them to death when they get mad at me

i have understood half of this joke now "ham" is a term for an actor who is excessively theatrical (the origin of the phrase "hamming it up") i dont get the rest though

i just watched this fucking alien documentary in VC with @ripple.on.computer a bit ago and it is just as insane as you think it is

without context "expanding racks" is probably someones fetish

thom yorke if i forgot what he looked like

spaddam hussieders

"i love using my computer!" the ever-nefarious Java SDK:

"vibe coded" bringus fell off inesrt wilted rose emoji

My game "Replicube": Code, Logic, and Math never looked so TASTY🍉 25% off on Steam right now to celebrate back to school! s.team/a/3401490

i hate epic games launcher there is no reason for it to not install on my computer i just want to play Kid A Mnesia Exhibition

fun fact: i was in this discord server trying to see how much i could compress the music video for Whip It by DEVO it's 24 bits

worst tragedy ever: vib-ripple facts twitter is lost media because when i was returning my crap MSI laptop back to costco i uploaded everything to google drive except it didnt fully upload and the entire thing just disappeared from the drive and all the data got lost

@ironyhat.bsky.social they put you in a youtube short

Breeze

repost to flashbang a slice-of-life fan

i have misunderstood the definition of cramping one's style i thought it meant like stealing someone's style

this fucking cantaloupe is cramping my style i hate it so much