It’s 9 AM and the dog is already on his bullshit.

Today, The Eagles’ “Take it Easy” may easily be misread as a story of a very horny married man who is willing to kidnap an Arizona woman for sex.

FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.” Awaiting law enforcement.

As @markhamillofficial.bsky.social points out, Trump building a gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially is the U.S.’ “let them eat cake” moment.

Karma is a bitch.

ICE Agents Can Now Be Arrested in Chicago migrantinsider.com/p/ice-agents...

Today marks the first day of early voting in Texas! For the November 4 election, the early voting window runs from October 20 to October 31. Make your voice heard, check your polling location, bring one of the approved photo IDs, and vote early.

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

Does anyone else remember when the Office of the President was very well respected and highly dignified?

SWEAR-IN ADELITA GRIJALVA NOW! #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

Wife asks me what I’m doing as I’m in the garage fumbling for wire strippers and LEDs. “Improving the pets’ water bowl” seemed a distinctly unsettling response.

Can someone please explain to me the association of frogs with #NoKings?

The antifa terrorist marxists are out

I made a run for the border, please respond

I blame @augustreverie.bsky.social . ngl.link/itstony49583

I have a major “thing” about the separation of church and state. Some of the things I’m seeing on the news today — requiring display of the Ten Commandments in public schools (esp. while refusing to display the Quran or teachings of other religions) makes my blood boil.

Pup FLIPS OUT at the sight of passersby — esp those walking dogs. His bark evolves from growls into Ewok-like whines, which has earned him the nickname “Yub Yub.”

I bought a pair of Raycon Bone Induction headphones. First, I’m amazed at them. Second, they seem much better for speech than music. If you’re a fan of high fidelity music, they may not be for you; but for listening to speech-related content, I think you’ll be surprised.

Post a pic from 10 years ago, if you feel so inclined.

"In unison." Amen. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

I am gleefully about to scrape the crap out of the inside of my pie hole again on a roast beef on toasted KETO bread. The roof of my mouth already hurts just from looking at the sandwich.

I’ve been binging British and Australian first responder shows, and I marvel at how much they call the patients “darlings.”

Were screeching cats in heat not available?

#Caturday late entry.

This is worth a listen Good for this woman And I hope her and her family are ok And fuck him for sitting there, shaking his head and acting like he cared about anything she said Her husband is serving this country They care about no one not children Not Vet Not women Not unborn babies

I’m watching a show about a British emergency room. Calls from ambulance crews were recorded on paper forms. The camera was positioned over the attendant’s shoulder so we could see her write “FAST AF.” I thought, “wow, okay.” Apparently “AF” stands for “atrial fibrillation.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3 random things about me: 1. I have slept upon torpedoes in a Dutch submarine 2. I have killed a scorpion using bug spray 3. I probably won’t get another dog.

I’m thinking Yes dropped an awful lot of acid when they wrote Close to the Edge.

@ocasio-cortez.house.gov WTAF

Just told my wife not to be jeally, ‘cause it’s time to read the manual for my waterpik

My new waterpik looks and feels like a small, cheap coffeemaker from a budget motel

I feel bad for my therapist. He’s being sung to by his current client (I’m overhearing it from outside the office). I’m wondering what I could do to top it.

Lazy #Caturday.

Timeline cleanse.

The vibe I’m bringing into October

REPUBLICRITE™️‼️

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...

Pretty sure my coworker across the hall is narrating her keystrokes into her computer like she’s Matthew Broderick in War Games. If she mentions “game” I’m leaving

The fact that we live near two barbecue places slips my mind on occasion. It’s now becoming cool enough in the evenings to have the windows open. Net result: My bedroom smells like a pig has been roasting in it all day. Not a bad smell, just maybe not for the boudoir.

Perhaps I’m a little slow. I thought the Republicans were being blamed for sabotaging Grindr coincident with the RNC. Only NOW do I get that Grindr crashed because the Republicrites™️ were USING it.

Today is already stupid. Got into work, powered up my computer and was immediately confronted by a series of software updates that needed to be installed right away. Downloaded status for each of them is still at 0%, an hour on. I got dressed for this?

Marc Elias’ group reporting “Texas Republicans are officially renouncing the rationale they used to justify their mid-decade redistricting effort as they get ready to defend their new gerrymander in court.”

The boys relaxing on the couch after work

I hope Kenvue (spun off from Johnson & Johnson) sues the snot out of this administration for smearing Tylenol.

The Variety article fails to examine the financial pressure subscribers exerted on Disney. The last number I saw was a $4BB drop in market value.