Sorry: Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

I hate people.

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Looking for investors for a Spanish immersion coffee shop. I'm calling it Soy Americano.

#spoilers Here's the plan: 1. WOLF 359 2. (DS9???) 3. Prophet!

I assume the issue with Klingons in skirts is objecting over the logistical impracticality of double-tucking.

How is nobody talking about SAM and Ocam's obvious romance? It's so underplayed but cute.

Whoops.

@seanferrick.bsky.social Great news! You can! naturalhistory.si.edu/visit/virtua...

Psst. Anyone have a sense of the operating cost of The Washington Post?

The USA is NOT this administration.

My latest. Kalamazoo County Sheriff Fuller: “It makes me sick to my stomach to think that we are in a place in our world where the whole country has to start thinking like this, and that we should all understand that it’s not just one population that’s the focus. It will be the next population.”

Imagine using a time machine for the sole purpose of finding out which of your social media posts age well.

I feel like @trekculture.bsky.social, for as much as @seanferrick.bsky.social lambasted the haters ahead of Starfleet Academy, has fallen in line with the haters IN SO FAR as anytime this show looks like it's for or about teens, they get very "that's not MY Star Trek."

In a FANTASTIC episode, my favorite part was still where they crossed out the paramount logo. #spoilers

The Muppet Show special could never live up to the hype. It was good to see the gang.

Do you think that whoever invented hamburger buns looked at a loaf of bread and said, "What if it was all heels?"

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more.

@slotkin.senate.gov @peters.senate.gov , same question to you: how do we get ice detention facilities out of Michigan? ICE is not welcome in Michigan and we certainly shouldn't be made complicit in their crimes against humanity.

@dananessel.bsky.social how do we get ice detention facilities out of Michigan?

Some of the best rebuttals are to straw men!

Honestly this slapped

Now get the rest!

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet. (Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)

Carcinisation applies to toys as well, it seems.

I appreciate that Merriam-Webster always seems to know the right words for the occasion.

When you've lost Gul Dukat, you've really fucked up.

I hope the world will be all right but... I think I'm going to be okay if Starfleet Academy ends up being a teen drama in the Star Trek universe. We already have a DS9, Voyager, TOS, TNG, Lower Decks, that other animated series, Discovery, Picard, section 31, SNW, and Prodigy.

Oh! THIS is the mirror universe!

Tomorrow, the Democratic Party of Evanston members will vote to endorse candidates. Unfortunately, the DPOE misrepresented us on the ballot, didn’t tell us, and still has not issued a formal correction. So we’re doing it ourselves:

@seanferrick.bsky.social Fun fact! Hump back whales have an almost year long gestation period and usually give birth every 2 years. Which suggests that any adult female humpback whale has a ~50/50 (or maybe ~33% if i misunderstood the wiki) chance of being pregnant. #spoiler

Just finished Stranger Things after abandoning my husband. It was fine. Everyone looked too old, the time between season 4 and season 5 was too long and it was definitely overhyped, #spoiler coming out story was... Not as weird as it could have been and...

"Venus de Milo is a female Ninja Turtle who made her first appearance as a recurring character in the live-action television series Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation (1997), and...

I need a page-a-day calendar that just says this everyday.

Playing: Am I sick, did my husband crank the heat, or both!

The good news? We’re winning universal childcare faster than anyone expected. The bad news? Ms. Rachel and I have to find some new song inspiration…

Woke up early and have been using the quiet hours to get some work done when I started hearing something from elsewhere in the house. I listen closer—It's mournful sobbing in my son's octave. Did our dog pass in the night? Did my husband?! I run to him. No... his tablet won't load a game.

Sorry, y'all. I just started rewatching Prodigy and episode 2 reminds me that the federation is cool and it's just adults that sucks.

My quibbles with Star Trek Academy were undercut by autocorrect and I didn't realize for almost 24 hours. 😑 Unlike the haters, I would argue that it isn't woke enough.

@realguldukat.bsky.social is this true?!

I think about this often. I wager it's rare that something I say will be a wholly new idea, and it's unlikely to reach a wide audience. But it's my expression of the idea for a specific time and place, and people will hear it precisely when and how they do. And that could make all the difference.

Wild that I forgot that this was even a thing somebody might do.

I just bumped a few notches on the Kinsey Scale and I've never been happier.

I assume all lanthanites are bisexual

I'm starting a Kickstarter for a truly stupid number of digestive biscuits wrapped in gold foil and stamped with nobel peace prize embossment to be delivered to D.C.

That's too many to keep track of