My prediction is that there will be at least one attempt by DHS to stop a count.

When we lost the whole bar went completely silent

Noooo

I can’t unsee it.

Friends in my groupchat just shared an image of a bluesky skeet. This place has the juice

Fine, I'll get the chicken korma instead 😎

Bullseye

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

My spelling mistakes orove im human

if the management of this place actually wanted to increase the userbase, the best way to attract a lot of progressives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance, & the best way to attract a lot of conservatives would be to take a public anti-conservative stance

Finally our nightmare is over

The trick is to never go viral 😎

Audio book sale on the final book in the Imperials series. www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...

[YOU ELIMINATED CHAKOTAY]

yes i am crying! (by plumesofficiel)

A weekly or biweekly friend hangout that is scheduled for a specific day repeating consistently fixes a lot of the problems of everyone you know being super busy

Browsing Bluesky makes me sad and angry

I've gotten my spaghetti down to 15 minutes to prepare.

Nazis shooting nazis!

One Piece flag at the Nepal Gen-Z protests.

My only issue with Alien: Earth is a feel like it only got greenlit because they pitched it as Stranger Things meets Aliens

Reveal 🔥 🔥 Alien (1979)

This is actually good for the psyche of America

If your Samsung Galaxy s20 white screens, there is something about getting to the emergency all screen that resets it

As a governor who cares about the well-being of my people, I can’t live in a fantasy land where I pretend Trump is not tearing this country apart for personal greed and power.

This is literally civil war starting shit

What's your favourite GameCube game

This is extremely cool

Watched Jury Duty with my friends tonight 😍

August did not stay for long

Migration is fundamentally good, and it's the job of governments to build institutions that allow people from wildly different backgrounds to live together in harmony and prosperity, not cater to xenophobic fear-mongering among people who have no idea what they're talking about

JK Rowling? I hear she's fouling

Nice! I'll be able to play Dragon Age after I'm done Oblivion

Imagine your whole life is just staring into a void, looking for specs of light to eat.

Spice Curls

When it's inflation from covid relief, they jacked uo their prices and then some immediately. When its inflation from GOP tariffs, they eat that cost for as long as possible.

Praise be for RAIN

I just felt Sukana's presence... What the hell is happening in Shabuya?!

Does the latin alphabet exist in Star Wars? How do they know what a U is if they use galactic basic?

I love edibles and the star trek tng channel on Pluto

Sort of wild that all the livestreams of the senate vite have no commentary. You'd think the bill that decides if America becomes a nation of slaves living in a police state would warrant some attention.

The @nytimes.com is consistently sloppy. Will never forget their whole podcast series on ISIS members living in Toronto only for the last episode to be "LOL turns out my source was making it all up".

It's tragic watching all the gains of the internal Iranian opposition get wiped out by foreign intervention.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Roku OS currently has an issue where it can't find wifi and also your remote no longer works. When I bought this TV, it worked great. But then they improved it with updates and now it no worky so goody no more. Really makes you think.

My parents had a rule that I had to be home as soon as I saw the streetlights go on, but aside from that I could go and do whatever I wanted.