Lemony Snickets' A Series of Fucking Unfortunate Events

And this is a huge issue for the whole world because this is TRUMP’S ONLY TACTIC. He can’t solve anything, can’t understand anything, can’t out-negotiate anyone. He has no capacity to end a war. He will just keep making increasingly delusional pronouncements in an attempt to manifest reality.

Work is over. It's Pitt time

The average world war two US soldier was 5'8 and weighed 140lbs. I could probably have defeated all of easy company in hand to hand combat by myself.

JOHN RINGO NO

Nothing consolidates a regime like foreign powers dropping bombs in their country.

What always stands out to me is how these companies all were willing to eat the cost of the tariffs but when we had a global inflation crisis fighting COVID they passed that straight onto the consumers with a healthy margin of extra profits

Why can't the morning brew daily news email be in dark mode?

Rob Ford, the crack smoking mayor

I've got to watch this Hamlet movie now.

He's come to deport my crane wife

I think any discussions of Trump interfering with the midterms needs to look back at the 2018 midterms, specifically Trump's social media posts while they were ongoing, and imagine how a privately loyal publicly funded paramilitary force will react to those tweets.

It's very important to eat delicious pasta before a night of heavy drinking

We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.

Like the US military after Vietnam, they're putting the burden of their failure onto the public

Desegregation drove a portion of your population into insanity.

I agree with this post, but I do expect this administration to actually try to stop votes being counted when he's ahead early

I'm pretty riled up for my spaghetti later

I wanted to go at least a week without alcohol but I've decided a day and a half will be enough. Looking forward to Fallout tonight though 😎

I miss Maxis games

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

Did they fix the writing and script?

Mass media allowed for a widespread social cohesion that social media has destroyed

Don't want Hitler? Better do everything I, a person who thinks Hitler was a genius, say then.

What is with all the missing subtitles in streaming services now? I can't hear without my subtitles!

My timeline

This is something I hadn't considered

I hate christmas 😒

This can't be correct...

I don't see WEAPONS on the movie list 😠

Translation: You libs need to stop treating our socially unacceptable ideas as socially unacceptable

There is only safety in solidarity. Only safety in recognizing that we have to live together and protect each other, and leave our bullshit ethnonationalisms at the door when it comes to how we treat each other's basic rights.

It's interesting how access to elites is due to how frequently they travel and how desperately they want to do that traveling on a private plane.

I remember leaving my house with just this and no cell phone

Toddler gone quiet.

But they stayed up all night thinking of the prompts!

This is a sports app now

Star Wars rankings have been interesting in that the fighting has been completely in what order to put the middle/bottom of the list.

The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025

My prediction is that there will be at least one attempt by DHS to stop a count.

I can’t unsee it.

Friends in my groupchat just shared an image of a bluesky skeet. This place has the juice

Fine, I'll get the chicken korma instead 😎

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

My spelling mistakes orove im human