Tickets acquired

Being a California native, I'd probably kill myself if I was one of those unlucky fuckers that taste soap when they eat cilantro.

Personally, I'd like those numbers flipped, but I'm just happy I'm getting Cyberpunk 2

Literally none of these? I mean, I guess Disclosure Day by default, but I don't really care about Spielberg. This summer looks weak

Aziz Ansari has the option to do the FUNNIEST thing of all time

Jim and Cindy were the FUCKING WORST!

Wtf?! Pattinson is playing Chris Hansen in an A24 movie about To Catch A Predator?! What?! The?! Fuck?! (highly excited) youtu.be/Yrfrf53ttYY?...

I know if I need to, I can check r/sopranos for "the episodes where Tony is at his most depressed" and I know I'll get an in depth guide of episodes to watch that will gnaw at the pit in my soul in just the right way

🗣️ I REPEAT!

#nw Strange Days

How it feels to post on Bluesky

I did this shit all the time from 14-17.

#nw I Love Boosters

Honestly? I'd love to see these two cook. #filmsky

There a more Grogus. One for every ethnicity and nationality.

If you see this post an anime that you love

Obsession is The Substance for incels (positive)

This looks fucking terrible, man. Honestly.

More or less what my 20's felt like

Not for nothin, but as far as *~ alleged~* pedophiles go, Michael Jackson was undoubtedly the best dressed.

Ray J was prophesied to die in the year of our Lord 2025. Yet, here we are in the unknown with Ray J alive enough to box this guy

Signed up for a free 7 day trial for Criterion and ended up keeping it just so I could run this back as much as I want until it's undoubtedly ripped from their site, but until then I'll be in heaven #filmsky youtu.be/niB0kLj-SG4?...

I hate that thing when you've been listening to a podcast for a VERY long time and suddenly it dawns on you that you despise the hosts. Like, you wanna fight them. That's a thing, right?

Steve Harvey ass sandwich

All time utility character actor, every role a treat. Lead detective in Terminator. Don King expy in The Simpsons. Paul Winfield rules

OH OK!

🫶🏿 RIP

This nigga fell off a cliff creatively. SAD.

Honestly, who on EARTH is voting for Slowikowska? Absolutely no disrespect to the young Goblin princess, but if I really think about it, she's had 3 good outings this season, whereas Culhane was popping all over that bitch(season 51) #SNL

I'll never not hate the trend of super heroes just wearing chic street wear as their super suits.

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We used to have walkable cities in this country

The recent wind storm we had over the weekend reset my allergies to 0 like the doomsday clock. I fucking hate everything

OJ sitting beside Chuck Norris as Fuhrman arrives in Hell

Monday, let's get this bread!

*enters a classroom full of at-risk youths, takes a chair, spins it around and sits down Dangerous Minds style* "You know who the real National Treasure is? Nicolas FUCKING Cage. Class dismissed." *EVERYONE CLAPS WHILE WHIPPING AWAY TEARS*

I love that Kam has absolutely no knowledge of #SNL as an institution

POV: You smelt what I just dealt

Reminder for those upset by Will Ferrell’s underwear sketch on #SNL: youtu.be/3mLsU46h8IA?...

Locked in for Ferrell on tonight's #SNL finale

This movie kinda falls apart when you ask yourself what watching the actual Truman Show would be like and there's just no way in hell such a thing could sustain for so long

Streets are saying tonight's Chloe Fineman's last night on #SNL I'd love that

Today seems like a good day to remind people that Top Gun sucks.

60 years ago today one of my favorite things in the world was created. Thanks Brian