My reaction when everyone is dead naming the homie Millie Bobby Bon Jovi

Happier times are worth remembering!

If you see this post, share a smile

this is why Degrassi is so good. They are always saying Degrassi

Bold for a movie so shitty to open with subtitles. #nw that Anaconda movie that may or may not be a humiliation ritual for Rudd and Black. Why are either of them doing this? Sad. #filmsky

Me and this fucker jus don't vibe, and that's ok.

God willing

New Dewey looks more like Dewey than Reese looks like his own character and they didn't swap actors. Am I making sense?

I hate that the second pack.of smokes just appears next to the purse

On episode 7 of #SteinsGate and I'm patiently waiting for it to become the greatest thing my eyes have ever seen #animesky

First former childhood star to go to rehab for "weed addiction".

Alright, let's see what all the hype is about #animesky

Hayley Williams need to quit playing and come see what's good with a real underachiever

I ran into an old friend last month and she demanded I take her number so we could hang out. I did. She texted me a couple weeks ago reaffirming her want to hang. Every time I throw out a suggestion, I get an excuse. People are weird.

Bill Simmons and his crew are so damn annoying, I can't explain it. They just have a fart huffing energy that surrounds them.

Laaaaaaaaaaazy Sunday

My wokest opinion is that you shouldn't have to register to vote. If you live here, you deserve a say in the Republic. Yes, everyone.

Please enlarge the graph. Then look at Shonen Jump. Then look at how much income comes in from book sales. Then look at Spider-Man and Batman.

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Since I'm not a football head, I guess I don't really understand why the casting Cage as Madden is seen as "bad" or "wrong". I saw the teaser and knew this is gonna go down in his top 10 performances

Stop what you’re doing and post a gif of your favorite anime.

#StrangerThings5 Will: I don't like girls The party:

Why is Vecna beefing so hard with Max anyway #StrangerThings5

Can’t get over how much this looks like Sin City

We Wish You Baby, A Merry It's Cold Christmas Outside 🤝 not going until you get some

Spending the holidays with my chosen family #tvsky

Quite insane that not only did they call their shot with the very first Chrismukkah episode, but that they were also right?! Josh, Stephanie and all the writers of season 1 deserve so much more credit than they've ever received

And now, the punchline I thought of last night I punched up tonight to be even better. AGAIN, we need drafts!

Frying up bacon at 10 p.m. like

Now, if we had drafts I never would've skeeted this cause I only JUST thought of the punchline, but I thought about that David Lynch quote about forgetting shit, so I skeeted from the hip!

There's no way Rocky's got new music. This is more than likely to remind everyone that Highest 2 Lowest exists, so yeah... He's probably doing the two songs from that film. I'm happy

Me: I'm sure I have good Christmas memories, but the bad ones are so -- my therapist who only relates in Dragon Ball references: Brolic? Me: Shit, damn near Beerus-esque

The “explain what you mean” and mute manoeuvre is still my absolute favorite thing on this site

If I have to wrap gifts and clean my apartment I'm.gonna do it with a buzz going. That's just my god.given right

'SNL' writer Jimmy Fowlie, who co-wrote the viral 'Domingo' sketch, shared a police report on Instagram announcing that his sister, Christina Downer, is missing: 'We are worried that she isn't safe.'

Listen. Not all their talking points are wrong. People are often surprised I don't have any children and I have to direct their attention to the shirt at which point everyone applauds

I know that this is only coming up again because of Kumail's new special, but I'm soooooooo tired of the hand wringing over Eternals. Movie franchises die everyday. Has anyone gotten a quote from Rihanna on how upset she is that Battleship 2 hasn't been greenlit yet?

BRING BACK THICC THOR!

Opening up Bluesky for Dummies and it just says “yes”

God bless Hollywood for still trying to make cardboard-ass Simu Liu happen

Wow me, Jim. #nw Fire&Ash

Bought 4 bags of candy instead. I'm here for a good time, not a long time.

Seasonal depression is wild because I haven't had a drink in months and now that it's been nothing but grey and foggy outside for the last few weeks, I keep stroking my chin and thinking "ya know, some whiskey would fix this."

A truly underrated talent. RIP