Everything sucks

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

Watching True Lies for the first time (shut up!). Ahn-old chases a motorcycle through a hotel on a horse. Five Stars. Greatest Movie Ever.

Backpedaling? That's a Ferrari going in reverse.

You know it's a serious storm when the bowling alleys & movie theaters are closed.

I did a thing tonight.

DHS is defending today's execution by saying because he had a legally concealed gun on him, he was a threat. Therefore, DHS considers the modern SCOTUS interpretation of 2A is a threat to national security.

F1 is the WORST Best Picture nominee of all time. #HotTake

No Paul Mescal is a crime.

Don't f*ck with the 'Burgh

Pure-gressives want Democrats to be MAGA-esque. They can't. They have empathy for everyone, which is a toxic trait to some.

I just watched Indiana University win a College Football National Championship. What f*cked up timeline is this?!

If they offer you a glass of punch...

Lol #CFBPlayoff #IYKYK

90? 30 is all you need & this will be over before tourists get thru TSA.

Fun fact: Black Panthers doing perfectly legal (at the time) open carry in CA in the 1960s spurred then-Governor Reagan to sign the Mulford Act into law in 1965, prohibiting it. These people have no consistent politics outside a desperate, leering need to keep hold of power and privilege.

Caleb Williams can't donate blood because he has ice in his veins.

2A People: "What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you not understand?!" *minority open carries* 2A People: "Now look guys..."

Spot the difference

Yes, that was an interception. Yes, that was pass interference (and roughing the passer). Yes, that was pass interference. Stop this nonsense.

Buffalo has no one to blame except themselves. A -4 Turnover Margin in a playoff game is inexcusable.

#AvatarFireAndAsh continues the franchise tradition of being a feast for the eyes & ears but not for the brain. Half rehash, half semi-interesting sequel but still worth it.

Tonight's entertainment (FINALLY!)

This guy shouldn't be trusted with a coffee order.

Libertarianism is White Male Anarchy.

The #GoldenGlobes    suck, have always sucked & will always suck.

#IsThisThingOn is a mediocre relationship dramedy that has little to say about marriage & even less to say about stand-up comedy. Not awful, just frustrating.

I can't wait for this guy to get 46% of the vote in November & lose to incompetence thru no fault of his own because...Texas.

#TheChronologyOfWater is the great feel (not so) good motion picture of the season that also show Kristen Stewart is more talented than you realize. Arthouse cinema that works.

Today's entertainment

Indiana's Temporary Fight Song: There was something in the air that night The stars were bright, Fernando They were shining there for you and me For liberty, Fernando #CFBPlayoff

What was your #childhoodcinema? Carmike Uniontown Mall 6 in Uniontown, PA. This is where Pearl Harbor (for all the wrong reasons) & LotR (for all right reasons) changed my life. Closed July 2021 after 48 years in operation. cinematreasures.org/theaters/23057

Two essentials: Cheers and M*A*S*H Underrated: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Three-time Trump voter complains about the language of a public official. Satire & irony are dead.

We're losing a good one to lies & propaganda.

it simply had to end this way

The only thing in 2025 more stressful than Marty Supreme are the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Playoff Schedule Prediction: Rams-Panthers Sat Afternoon Bills-Jags Sat Night Texans-? Sunday 1pm Packers-Bears Sunday 4pm 49ers-Eagles Sunday Night Chargers-Pats Monday Night

This movie (especially the ending) slays.

First First Time Watch of 2026: Alexander Payne's Citizen Ruth

Hang this in The Louvre.

Google "3 Seconds From Gold". Great HBO Sports doc.

Get laid.

The Sugar Bowl took all the excitement the Rose Bowl didn't use, combined it their ingredients & created a college football soufflé.

Indiana is up 17 in the Rose Bowl against Alabama. Try telling that to anyone who has ever watched college football.

Best First Time Watch of 2025: 1978's Coming Home with 1985's The Color Purple a close second.

O! H! F*CK NO!

I approve of the placement of The Shining.

If you would have told me the best movie of 2025 starred Mariann From Brooklyn, I'd say you were crazier than her.

If you only have time for one, watch DUCK SOUP. Top 5 comedy of all time.