It's Watchable!" - Average YOU, ME & TUSCANY review

MOTHER MARY ISN'T OPENING WIDE NEXT WEEK?! WTF?!

After last night's cine-misery, Tennessee Williams as performed by Newman, Taylor & Ives was just what I needed.

It's the Christian thing to do.

Watched EDDIE & THE CRUISERS for my therapist. I swear I want to love every movie but when the best scene in a movie about a 60s rock band is a monologue in a junkyard...

You ever become the biggest hater of a movie? Tonight, I became that to the black hole of joy that is Honeymoon In Vegas.

It's a B1G Ten World & we're all just spectators.

When will I hit 1000? boxd.it/qM5L8

It's Easter Saturday & Arizona can't make a basket. The irony...

Having a few...interesting convos on The Bad Place about The Drama. Here? Crickets.

#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie is shockingly fun & coherent while also being way too cute too often. Rosalina is wasted & Toad is more annoying but there's just enough to keep all ages occupied.

#TheDrama is a total catastrophe. A tonal hodgepodge between boredom & awkwardness. The talented leads are wasted. Awful. Awful. Awful.

Saying those people are "left-of-center" is too kind. They are at the left end of the Political Horseshoe.

Just saw a trailer for a D-Day Weather Report biopic with Brendan Fraser as Eisenhower called PRESSURE. Speechless.

Today's entertainment

Yes.

So...are "we" boycotting MICHAEL?

Euphoria makes me feel better & worse about myself simultaneously.

This movie takes place in The Outer Limits. A few nice dance sequences but the plot is FUBAR even for the 1950s.

Seven Brides For Seven Brothers over dinner before the Sling DVR deletes it. #NowWatching

As bad as the decision is, the written opinion is SOOOOOO much worse. The argument they're making is that healthcare, regardless of the science behind it, is speech?! WHAT THE F*CK?!

Already posted.

Her ideas require thought & there's nothing worse than asking Americans to think.

"Watching" OPPENHEIMER for the 12th-ish time as I clean my bedroom. Might be my favorite movie this century.

#ProjectHailMary       is a wonderful scifi epic about teamwork, bromances & STEM. Very smart, very fun, very well made. More Ryan Gosling please!

#ReadyOrNot2 is so frustratingly lame that it makes the 2019 decent original retroactively bad. Pulls dozens of punches, including possibly the most anticlimactic stylized fight scene I've ever seen. Samara Weaving deserves better.

Just realized we're getting three Anne Hathaway movies in theaters in four months. That is cause for celebration.

Today's entertainment

Make Iron Lungs Great Again

Wild At Heart via soon-to-be-deleted TCM recording. #NowWatching

Watched My Man Godfrey for the first time. I love how every member of the Bullock household is certifiably insane yet the "serious" parts of the plot work to near perfection. A tightrope walk that most movies fail before they take two steps. Great movies are great.

Kalamazoo Regional Airport shouldn't have one ATC. This was a disaster waiting to happen & I'm stunned this hasn't happened more.

I haven't watched a movie in a over a week. Yay basketball!

*searching for that John Mulaney joke*

Never a bad day to watch Tootsie!

Death. Taxes. Gonzaga heartbreak.

Watching Gonzaga Basketball is more stressful than watching The Pitt.

I devote one weekend a year to college basketball...and the first big movie of the year decides to come out THAT weekend?! #FirstWorldProblems

We all knew Bob f*cking Dian Parkinson was just the tip of the iceberg, right?

It's March.

#NCAABasketball #MarchMadness #TheBigDance

Stratton had one HUGE advantage you couldn't buy: She's the Lt. Governor of the extremely popular Governor.

Ratings for the #Oscars       were down because people don't actually like movies. People don't actively seek them out. They fall back on what they are/were force-fed by Netflix/basic cable.

Dickie V in Dayton for the NCAA Tournament! Love him or hate him...IT'S AWESOME BABY!

It should be noted that a vast majority of voters ARE in Cook but it was still an uphill battle against the popular Mayor of Evanston.

Social Media Favorite Kat Abughazaleh is about to finish 2nd in IL-09. Not doing good enough in Cook & getting clobbered in the suburbs.