The result isn’t what I hoped but I still love Georgi scoring

I hope moose gives ragen a pep talk about having a short memory bc I need ragen to keep distributing the ball and no-one has a shorter memory than 🫎

Went to cancel my marvel unlimited subscription because of the abc/disney cowardice and wouldn’t you know, the unsubscribe button just happens to be broken right now. What a coincidence!

Yes, hi, if you are out here asking your boss for a permission slip to do fascism, please be aware that in the final reckoning, it will stand as evidence that you were fully aware you were doing fascism and were complicit anyway. It’ll make things worse for you, not better.

I have deleted the ads that were on the icebox and which you were probably saving for shopping Forgive me they were irritating so banal and so intrusive

SPD constantly tell us they need expensive new toys to do cool stuff to “protect us” and solve crimes and then immediately bail anytime they have a chance to do cool stuff or protect us or solve crimes.

I think what I’ve learned tonight is that I should always watch the sounders-miami match on my phone from the beer garden at a slyvan esso show, not only for the vibes but also for the results

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky.

Does anyone know what’s going on with the Seattle pwhl team? It feels like we’re getting a little close to hockey season to not have a schedule or logo or sweater or name yet…

Wild to me that we’ve decided to let a handful of billionaires claim the fruits of the entire intellectual history of the species just because they’ve been able to finance a file format that compresses it efficiently

Basically Play Roldan and win 2-0. Add Ragen and its 3-0 Add Morris and its 6-0 Add Rothrock and its 14-0 Add Schmetzer and its both 20-0 and better than Bob

Can we get Katie Wilson back on Lobbing Scorchers?

If you were watching the usmnt match and saw the self-deportation ad, please do not actually self-deport. Actually, don’t self-deport regardless of whether you saw the ad.

Ball’s in your court, @salmonbayfc.bsky.social, to release a salmon plushie

А что же здесь происходит??? Я-то по-бoлгарски говорит не умею, но каким-то странным совпадением мне кажется все-таки

We’re just gonna have to let Schmetz lead the usmnt to a QF World Cup exit at home to cement his legacy as an all-time us soccer coach so we can settle this once and for all

Janelle Monáe talking Seattle winning championships at bumbershoot seems apropos for the five of us in sounders jerseys

Any fan who throws their Paul Rothrock jersey in celebration will be awarded an additional Paul Rothrock jersey as they exit.

It's not even like a take Paul Rothrock is better at soccer than Lionel Messi.

The greatest player in the world and Leo Messi

If the lion of starfire, andrew thomas holds messi to 0g/0a in a final it will be the most schmetzer-pilled result I could imagine

please lord, let me have just one “seattle sounders killed soccer” meme from a sad messi fan

Sure, not signing anyone in the summer for four windows sucks, but if in the future I can say “yes” to “was it worth it to beat inter messi in a final with the tacoma defiance alumni association?“ with the same confidence I say “yes” to “was it worth it to win CCL?”, it’ll all be forgiven.

This leagues cup final seems vv fun. Looking at the lineup, I don’t think the league could choose a better foil for miami to demonstrate the “develop local talent” vs “bring in big names” approaches to building fan interest in american soccer. Wish I didn’t have to miss it for bumbershoot.

This is hilarious and I love it. It’ll probably be mostly kids trading in a jersey they’ve grown out of for one that fits, but I love that the club is doing this for the bants. And Paul Rothrock 🤌👨‍🍳💋

Every time we play South Georgia Tormenta, I think of the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don’t Build the Torment Nexus. In any event, go mingos imo #fmfc

Messi vs. CR7 in a continental final??

Alyssa Thompson seems very much like a true Angeleno to me, but I certainly wouldn’t blame anyone for taking real money for an overseas engagement at this juncture.

BEST CM IN THE AMERICAS

Y'all don't even know that there are silent protectors that stand at the gate and protect you from the most unhinged takes and it kinda breaks my heart

I’m not great at identifying when people are joking vs being serious, but I am 100% serious that he should take her name. It’s an awesome name, and her reputation is doing all the heavy lifting for that couple.

There’s a hypothetical future where the Sounders and Reign are playing in MLS/NWSL at Longacres in Renton and Ballard and Salmon Bay are playing in USL Division One/USLSL at Lumen and they play each other in CCC.

Very exciting to see my USL1 club launching a USLW side. I hope we get to see Salmon Bay hang eight on them in a playoff match at Interbay sooner rather than later.

It’s been a long time since I remember having this much fun following the Sounders. I want to tune in to every match and invite my friends to Lumen because I know the matches are going to be exciting and we are going to score. There’s a lot to be mad about if you want, but I forgive it all bc goals.

I always thought @ryannorth.ca would be taller

The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through. Of course.

What percentage of Gainbridge players need to get The Aquatic Treatment?

In case you are wondering who those people even are that take your jokes so painfully literally, I legitimately googled Gavin Newsom to look at his hairdo because he is wearing a hat in the attached photo, so that’s where I’m at.

Every Blade of Grass: In the wake of the dangerous conditions during this weekend's Current-Pride matchup, @southernsylvs.bsky.social vs makes an impassioned plea to the league: Protect this league. Protect its players. #NWSL fearlesssc.com/protect-your...

This should be such a fun moment for writers — your voice has been canonized into the artificial intelligence for the foreseeable future! — but instead we refuse to compensate our acknowledge them appropriately, and then build a lying machine that destroys the environment and economy instead.

I’m going to listen to life of a showgirl like 600,000 times and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

I remembered! #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky

There are many things that annoy me about SB Nation trying to get back into soccer journalism, but not least is that they’ve shoved every club and country into a single #woso community. One community for NWSL, USLSL, USLW, USWNT, and that’s JUST the US. Absolutely tone deaf.

I was feeling anxious about continuing my career as a software developer in the age of ai and asked my partner if I should switch fields and her first response was “let’s ask chatgpt.” If I wanted to date chatgpt, I would cut out the middleman.

SB Nation is going to team up with Barstool Sports and revolutionize the social media landscape with their ai-powered blockchain technology. You can get in on the ground floor by buying nfts of your favorite microblog posts.

If anyone at @reignfc.com is listening, I am wildly unqualified for this position but I would like it a lot and try really hard.

If she decides to come off the bench and score a hatty on Portland, I’d be okay with that.

While Virtue Field is much larger than Reuben’s, I’m willing to wager that as a percentage of Ballardites, more of Ballard was at Reuben’s than a percentage of Vermont was at Virtue Field.

This kinda celly is honestly cringe on a soft pk tbh