someone sabotaged those sticks lol

todo dia uma nova confirmação que filho feio não tem pai

rielly is impressive really. how can someone be almost 1000 games into a career as an offensive dman and not be able to HIT THE GODDAMN NET

puck don’t lie

damn the leafs are lowkey hauling ass tonight

there’s (at least) 3 former leafs on the sharks. we need at least 4 goals then.

just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you

never met a wise man if so, it’s a woman

white boy funk sucks

jesus don't want me for a sunbeam sunbeams are not made like me don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die don't ever ask your love of me don't expect me to cry don't expect me to lie don't expect me to die for thee

hey, wait, i got a new complaint, forever in debt to your priceless advice

ooooooh barracuda

I think my chest protector is gonna turn out so good

I got a one day ban on r/leafs for dragging a transphobe lmaoooooo

então agora que tá impossível comprar RAM tá todo mundo puto com a IA né filho feio não tem pai mesmo

like. i’m almost 30 years old. i don’t get cool points for having scraped knees you know. what I do get is a miserable week of pain because my knees aren’t spring chickens anymore.

and I don’t get not wearing pads. I took this stupid fall when I was going really slow but if I wasn’t wearing knee and hand protection I’d have scraped everything and it would ruin my week

went skating to get some fish and chips. is this what living in a walkable city is like?

today i learned: overlock the shit out of any edge. “oh but i’m gonna bind it” overlock it first “oh but I will overlock the seam” overlock twice

“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻

A very tight Bussi. Nothing can squeeze through him.

who could’ve imagined that the two main actors of the twilight trilogy would be some of the most based people on pop culture in the 20s

fallon is like the worst human being breathing that isn't a billionaire or directly involved in the trump administration or actual genocide right now, a loogie hawked onto the sidewalk given a grasping, snivelling will to paw whining at the cuffs of power. he makes jay leno look like a colossus

my knee pads are coming along nicely. this is the fourth? iteration and i think this is it

- so the kid told me you took him into the city - yeah - and you saw a marching band? - yeah - and then you got kinda intense about his career choice?

How do I make this my holiday card 💙

Francamente, eu acho que financiar e produzir filme retratando heroicamente um cara que anteontem foi condenado por golpe de estado deveria figurar como apologia ao crime. Mas como não vai dar em nada porque isso é claramente intervenção gringa eu sugiro responder com 11 de Setembro, O Musical.

you can see where the heart of a nation lies through the national anthem. the american anthem talks about a battle and bombs. the brazilian anthem mentions breasts. twice. one for each breast

tem esse cara que claramente tá me enrolando no perfil da loja kkkkkk o cara tá fazendo mil perguntas e vai acabar não comprando nada

went to get a burger, waiter thought i was a woman, got really uncomfortable with it lmao i was like chill bro lol

proibido ouvir arctic monkeys pós AM nessa casa sujeito a paulada

nossa quer dizer que depois desse calor infernal que tá fazendo há dias vai ter um ciclone passada chocada

I updated my ios and i actually quite liked the liquid glass thingy

if sam bennett gives carter hart a concussion i will immediately stop being a hater

É justamente por eu ter crescido nesse ambiente que eu defendo a regulamentação

eat your slop piggie

I hate the toronto maple leafs

who tf thinks yeah no let’s make our restaurant host a 1000 people event. in the summer. and have no air conditioning

oh my god maschmeyer is insane today

tomorrow I’ll make my debut as a goalie on a league game. i’m not nervous yet but i think i’ll be lol

normally i’d understand my apathy as depression but now i really believe everything is just terrible in quality and not worth my time

Aí a galera fala que a IA é a estética do fascismo e eu não tenho como discordar, porque até o procedimento é o mesmo: se apropriar de algo que foi produzido por outros, corromper e dizer que sempre foi deles. Que tecnologia de bosta a humanidade criou.

carter hart is out with a lower body injury. couldn’t have happened to a better guy lmao

mackedonia, wayne? fr?

claro que o shaq tá no meio, o ronaldinho gaúcho deles

ugh gretzky