straight up gumping my shit

Found that guy's truck

😎

Lawn mowed and laundry started, time to smoke the weed that makes my paws double in size

Oh boy 3 AM!

Lame ass pizza place cancelled my order

Paws

when people follow me back on this account specifically 👉👈

Beer run: complete

Slept until 10:30 the past two days and I am feeling GREAT

Wearing a jockstrap for the first time in ages 🤤

...fudge Unexpected automatic payment came out and lowered me significantly. If you're able to help a bit, I would appreciate it EVEN more now. <3 Not that I wouldn't before but aaaa paypal.me/firefrost

The new Skate game is incredibly good (when it actually works)

It’s been sooo busy tonight for no reason

Tagging your NSFW properly makes you sexy as fuck, btw

Got a full 8 hours of sleep for the first time in days and I feel like I could fight God

Be careful when you say "I'll do anything to help the team win!". Sometimes someone forgets to bring the ball and then...well one shrinkpuff later it is game on! Comm for @chardeggdog.bsky.social ft. @bigbloofrostie.bsky.social! #inflation #shrinking 🦎 🎈 🤏

I have to skip getting high this morning so I can take my car to the shop 😔

Heyoes, I'm plugging in my Ko-fi as I am dealing with a stressful situation, and I'm worried about my own position since coming to terms I am a whole lot more vulnerable than I thought I would be. I have opened for B&W sketch commissions with add-ons from as little as $25. ko-fi.com/lokuzdudelz 🧡

Inflation 🥴

Time to hit the pen until I TF into a goofy cartoon snake

Making Taylor huge because i think that people like seeing Taylor as a massive blimp?? Art by hubby: @taylorchubby.bsky.social 💚

I need someone to come to my house and cook me a meal

I gotta post more cock on this website

Wearing shirts that are too small for me makes me feel good 🥰

Where’s my pants? Where’s my pants? Where’s my pants? Where’s my pants? Where’s my damn pants? Where’s my pants? Where’s my god damn pants?

Yeah, I’m fat

🫵 Blimp.

Time to fill myself full of chicken wings and then take a nap

how to live a happy and fulfilling life 1. find a bunny 2. pet it

This new cart is hitting SO good

Spiral

What if I was Huge

Let’s get naked together

ssssilly ssssnakey…

Every single day some cracker logs onto bsky dot app to cry about how people are mean to him

Let’s get Fat together

FINISHED Also my first non-lethal run ever (And I carried the Tsuchinoko to the end of the game)

My CQC-only run of MGS:D is nearly complete 😫

How about you Nintendo Direct your attention to deez

I am ballin’ I am faded

Good morning, pawsmooch please

old bugs bunny doodle i havent posted here yet

Up the ante >:D

Juuuust wanna be a silly snakey…

Snakster ate too many candy bars. He needs some help… @asterbun.bsky.social

Like… <3 #IRLBelly

My belly fuzz gets more noticeable every day. I’m gonna be a fat hairy man one day and I couldn’t be happier.