My ass… is huge

It’s gonna be over 40 today for the first time in WEEKS and I’m ready for all this snow to melt

white

“Now the whole world is gonna know that you died scratching my balls.”

Three more days to get in on these goods! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/t...

Just cancelled my Nitro and I implore all of you do so as well. Get the word out, this is bigger than just you or me and I for one really am vying that our collective safety is a priority rather than a privilege. And do remember, just because someone else is doing it doesn't mean you shouldn't.

Went to pay for my order at the dispensary, and the cashier informed me that I had $120 worth of store points to get free stuff with. Guess who walked out with over double the product he wanted ~for free~?

Cancel your Nitro

Building a salad in my bed while I listen to the old Tomb Raider soundtracks

not even an extremely tiny buny is safe from controversy

Day #8 of #FebROOary2026! Big tails are great for big hugs! Especially when you got boomerangs flying around your dizzy head Picture is for @lprox.bsky.social

Please just let Football Enjoyers have their day. Please.

*sits on you*

Doodle for ryroo!

MASSIVE LOL

Super bowl commercials are an advertising psy op. None of them are good. It's just going to be of Jelly Roll and Post Malone showing up to be like "Damn I love Gambling!" and then Ice Spice is like "Then you should download Fan Duel" and she throws her phone to Jimmy Fallon who yells SIX SEVEN

My workplace is less than happy with me right now… see if I care!!!

I hope my anger comes across in the message I sent

Unbelievably fucking furious bc one of my headlights is out and I NEED to leave work to fix it, yet nobody gives two fucks about me

Larger than life.... Comm by @taylorchubby.bsky.social !

What I promised: 🦘🐾 What I commissioned: 🦘🐾🦘🐾

All four of the John Wick movies are required viewing for being my friend

Had to jump on FebROOary And of course I needed BIG TAIL 🎨: @dingoroo.net ❤️

Gay gay homosexual gay

Spent my busy evening at work daydreaming about how I’m gonna DM my first TTRPG campaign

Thank God I’m having a good night at work. I needed money for FebRooAry commissions.

I need more of yall to get into inflation ngl, just my morning musings

I ~really~ needed that 8+ hours of sleep

Yakuza -1

Me & a buncha friends have been doing Gender-Swapped versions of Cereal Mascots, here's my take on the Trix Rabbit! #cerealswap

at the foot fetishist home goods store

I think it’s fucked up and evil that I have to be at work today

What a fat ass lol. Awesome picture from @shindenwolf.bsky.social, thanks again bud! #fatfur

So is 4 AM considered “super late” or “super early”

Mr. Wolf turned into a kangaroo! Oh, noooooo…

Woke up from my nap at 1:30 AM… my sleep schedule is cooked

pokes your belly

Hey hey can someone please help me tie this?? Art By: @tuzzleton.bsky.social

Aster “Undisputed King of Pawjobs” Bunny

Bro… I’m hungry

roo paws

I think I’ve earned a weed gummy

Reptiles are naturally inflatable and make excellent blimps

Fun fact: I used to be a kangaroo ~all the time~. The rabbit started as a joke, but then I realized that being a bunny just felt a lot more “me”, and then he became my main sona.

You’re starting your workweek… I’m starting my weekend… we are not the same