I hate my coworkers 🥰

Time to roll my fat ass to work

distracting

I can show you the world 🎵

I was only at work for five hours and it left me with a massive headache

The animation change half way through is killing me

With the serial toon impersonator acting up again, it feels pertinent to mention that I only have ons Bluesky account (this one!) and I DO NOT have accounts on X or Instagram.

My brother is moving out next week and I am VERY EXCITED to have lots of extremely gay sex once he’s no longer around

I should have huge moobs

Been thinking very long and hard about toon schtick lately

I’m gonna play you like an accordion.

It’s like wearing nothing at all! #fatfur #inanimate

I like being a medic.

paws

It’s too cold to walk around my room naked 😔

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So are you Drew Crew or Drac Pack?

Well I guessss I could treat myself to breakfast somewhere…

Grabbing Billy's Buns 🍑 💦

Stupid flat dog

A strong gust can carry P-Balloons for miles. Also other kinds of balloons. Hope you didn't have other plans today @inflatedbluwolf.bsky.social

no nut november is a psyop by weird masculinity influencers to make you try to enjoy your body less and i'm not joking

Jiggling my belly up and down

This Garurumon is the most Twentiest ever. Twentiest gigs-

Wayyyy too early for bunnies to be awake

Why can’t my cartoon crushes be real

Nobody ever warns you exactly HOW Magnet Rise makes electric-types levitate @eliasmorals.bsky.social

Completed my mission to secure fluids, tissues, and meds. Hopefully I can recover a lot in the next 24 hours.

These Pirate Raccoons share their loot in donut-whole-y matrimony! 🍩😊 Big congrats to @ronanraccoon.bsky.social and @2chaotic.bsky.social ✨

Huge mistake in going to work today, after ten hours on the job I feel even worse than I did at first

BIG Dragonite catch!

Cool new magic sigil just dropped @silverchevalier.bsky.social

So I don’t have COVID (which is good) but I might have the flu

Just a reminder: You're allowed to not like something. "That isn't for me" But if you say "__ is bad, fuck __" about something other people get joy from and isn't hurting anyone, then you've crossed a line.

Big Jax balloon, I wonder how big we can make him..

Taking a COVID test because I feel like hammered shit

i don't usually ask for help like this, but between the shutdown and work requirements for SNAP, things are getting pretty tight. i'm already a little bit in the red, any help you can toss my way would help keep me fed as i head towards surgery in december. thank yall 💜 ko-fi.com/its_koebi

Store friend inside belly

Really wanna jerk off, too tired to actually do it

Very hesitant to post about my recent interest in vore bc I already know that nobody will believe that I’m a pred

Biiiig toonpaws…

You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour shit for all I care.

Maybe one day I’ll have coworkers who aren’t lazy and stupid