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The Christmas weed is hitting different

A Merry Christmas to you all! May today be a day of much mirth and treats aplenty! And make sure you stay on a good list now, if you still want to be somewhat mobile by the end of the day ;3 #art #fatfurs

For Christmas this year, I’ve been gifted tickets to finally go visit @levi.land in February 😭😭😭

I have two more presents to wrap and I simply cannot bring myself to do it… time to break out the gift bags

He’s making a list And he’s checking it twice While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag

I’ve gotten waayyyy too many deliveries with no tip tonight

Look, I know we're all kind of tightening our belts right now. But if you order food from doordash, don't skip the tips this week. Especially if you, say, ordered $100+ in food from 15 miles away that takes 2 people to carry. I will explode you with my mind.

paws

It’s 2 AM and I’m not tired at all

I need a huge tummy to smooch

I lived, bitch

Ooouuuughhhh

After two weeks of not smoking I FINALLY have weed again

Wake Up Dead Man is an 11/10 movie, and my favorite of the Knives Out films

That’s because she’s in my belly.

Have you looked at my paws today?

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“I’ll go to bed early so I can be rested for work!” aaaaand then I’m awake three hours earlier than normal

Why are so many of my kinks unobtainable in real life

Surely nothing good will come of this

Every day I wake up and pray for the next official Project Zomboid build

Wendell Wednesday Winter edition

Once again, I am at work thinking about how much I’d rather be getting it twisted in Battlefield

Fat toon snakes are cool, actually

“I do not wish to hear about what you got up to in the Navy, Mr. Pearson.” “We were stranded at sea for 50 days…” “…and you unfortunately survived.”

Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!

Shoutout to the one good coworker I have for covering what would’ve been my sixth day of work this week. 🙏

I would like this extreme cold to go away now!!!

Muppet @levi.land

Damn bro my birthday is next month

*sits on you*

DAY 714 - Anatomy of a Bunny

Some of you on here

Nude

“The Bare-Ass Busch Light Bandit”

I’m 🍐

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.

Shoutout to this prank caller for ordering some good pizza. I’m eating for free tonight because of you, King!

Three callouts in a single day… doesn’t even surprise me anymore

Putting myself on a new diet where I eat nothing but @frostiefeed.bsky.social for three meals a day.

Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Epic, Fuck The Game Awards. Posting this to their X but NOT their Bluesky just SHOWS they know they're doing some bigoted shit & just don't wanna get called out for it. Imagine hurting your Transgender playerbase like this? And your Transgender viewers {In the case of TGA}?

You must know the drill by now. If this lil rodent gets a new skin, then he must be made huge

I am normal and can be trusted around Hank Howell.

Here it is! Hank Howell & Billy Buns are back in ⭐Bun Hunting 2.0: You Can (not) Be Baked⭐ 2D animation is the medium I love❤️Being able to craft it every day with people I trust & cherish is a true luxury!✨ To the team & everyone, thank you! Watch the film in the reply!

I’m bored, you should let me flatten you