Ugh if you’re willing to pay for shipping you get Girl Scout cookies earlier but shipping is so much money

I’m not prepared for these two audiobooks to have the same male voice actor. Sir, shouldn’t you be busy murdering people, not having a Problematic Summer Romance?

Should have realized watching Floor Is Lava would lead to the kids using their toys to play Floor Is Lava

Feel like doing something but I already did a 5k, I’m out of money, and I don’t want to clean my house.

My daughter has sold so many Girl Scout cookies and doesn’t understand that capitalism is hard but her mother has made friends over the years and she’s benefiting from nepotism

Wow why is someone doing a documentary of my life

Some of Alan’s lines in E2 are very mid

Alan is wearing so much metallic I love it

My friend brought Korean snacks to my daughter’s kpop demon hunter party and let me just say sweet corn and artificial banana flavors are choices

SECRET TRAITOR

When are they going to sell me my Traitor tarot deck

Traitors 🔪 traitors 🔪 traitors 🔪

Omg Traitors premieres tonight omg I needed this

Me, trying to bond with my daughter, “What’d you learn today?” My daughter, 100% sincere, “Nothing important!”

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lynn Hsu. #NewYorkerCartoons

Today I wrote about our white supremacist political movement's perverse insistence that "we don't have to apologize for being white anymore." Conservatives have been apologizing, apparently. Did you know? I had no idea. So I asked, and here's what I found. www.the-reframe.com/apologies-fo...

Robyn the cat’s New Year’s resolution: get better at stealing my crochet.

My daughter will wake up to find her kpop demon hunter dolls threw themselves a New Year’s Eve party 🥰

Probably my fav author I was introduced to in 2025 was Robert Jackson Bennett. The books I’ve listened to (I do audiobooks so I can crochet and exercise) have been mysteries, which isn’t really my thing, but I’ve really enjoyed them. Listening to Foundryside atm and am enjoying it quite a lot.

On brand cats examining my new yarn, once again wondering why I even need to crochet with their stuff.

Cleaning my house

Rearranging my daughter’s kpop demon hunter dolls in her doll house every day while she’s not watching in a campaign to convince her the dolls are alive

Breakfast: cinnamon rolls. Lunch: movie popcorn. Dinner: Chinese food. Dessert: hot chocolate and fortune cookies.

Okay the gremlins are asleep now I get to spend the next two hours growing more and more irritated with my past self’s commitment to creating a magical Christmas wonderland.

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

I did it. I finished my crochet pop demon hunters. There’s a second outfit for each of them that I’ll make later, but this is good enough to gift a 7 yo.

Googling crochet patchwork sweater patterns cause I got a gift card to the fancy local yarn store and for once I’m gonna make something for myself 🥰

cool, cool cool

How am I in the top 5% I am never in the top 5% did everyone just [redacted] franchise and [redacted] franchise?

Watching kpop demon hunters. Wondering why no one’s putting it on their top 10 movies of 2025 list. [Is a parent who has only seen new Netflix kids movies this year]

I feel great, except for my body and my mind

Crochet pop demon hunters’ hair is crocheted and glued on 🥳 After all of this, clothes should go fast!

I hope she wins potatoes every year.

Who would like to gift me an empty cookie tin for the holidays?

Check here for a developing list of available flood resources as historic flooding continues to impact Western Washington.

I finished the basic dolls for my crochet-pop demon hunters, but I forgot to bring a sized up crochet hook so the hair will have to wait

Crocheting dolls is so creepy

I'm becoming the jok-*remembers it's december* I'm becoming the grinch

Today’s cinematrix

Cats are instantly skeptical of this tree thing

This is what you do when you finish a blanket, right? Lol I don’t know if I’ll ever do a crochet along again 🚂🎁🌲

I’m so close to being done with this giant ridiculous crochet project I’m so excited

In this house, we mostly celebrate Thanksgiving as the beginning of Pumpkin Pie For Breakfast Week.

I had to drive to Bremerton for this.

My daughter comes downstairs while I’m trying to get work done. Daughter: “what are you working on?” Me: “… a law.” Daughter: “what kind of law, is it a sharing law?” Me: “… yes, it is a sharing law.” Daughter: “why are you working on a law if you’re not the queen?”

bring back NBC's Kings

I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon

I’ve never crocheted dolls before but why not what could go wrong.