Get Up And Go by The Rutles is miles better than Get Back by The Beatles

Utterly bizarre amount of lying coming from this Labour team. Even by UK politics standards.

More of this please!!!!

In the 30 years since Pokemon Red and Pokemon Green were released, marking the debut of Pokemon, the franchise has taken over the globe with its animated shows, mobile games and highly coveted trading cards.

Greens report Labour to police. And everyone thought the Tories were the nasty party.

A French programmer unwittingly gained remote access to 7,000 robot vacuums when he tried to move his own cleaner around with a PlayStation controller.

Guess I’ll just unalive myself then

Eh?

Actually you can fuck off. Fuck off to prison.

Andy has grassed him up

Sure, there have been plenty of great mascots throughout the years, but only 7Up’s COOL SPOT got their own pair of dollar store sunglasses. (1988)

Going to have some fun today mykoreankitchen.com/bungeoppang/

Don't go to the USA.

Such good chats in Portobello today. Plenty of support for the work the SNP is doing to improve our NHS. With waiting times down, GP numbers up and the first walk in GP clinic open there’s still work to do but people know we’re on the right track. #ActiveSNP

All the Alba dildos will vote Reform, just you wait

SWEATY NONCE IS A HASHTAG 🤣🤣🤣

Howling at that photo of Andrew after he got arrested looking the absolute spit of General Woundwort from Watership Down.

I know it's ridiculous to have any hope in this world, but I hope Andrew squeals like a pig and dobs everyone else in it.

The Kiss (Bela Lugosi), 1963 https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1208812

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Fuckin Deid 🤣

Nonce Andrew being arrested on his birthday has given me so much fucking joy. Can’t stop laughing 🤣

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Sneak peek, 2 unexpected extras in my Cex purchase

It’s been said that I like the sound of my own voice, but this isnae actually true. Hence me taking a while to plug this episode of Into The Noise podcast. If interested to hear me flap my gums about my musical adventures then tune in here: shows.acast.com/into-the-noise #ExperimentalMusic #Blether

Got the bottom door open. Just wasn’t putting the key in far enough. Every time I get new keys, I have to relearn how they work. Every damn time I struggle with it. Nae treasure unfortunately

Was opening a bottle of fizz (yes at 7.30am) and I pulled a muscle in my neck. I hope that’s not an indicator about how today is going to go 😅🍾

Bought myself a ribeye steak, a bottle of Prosecco, a carton of orange juice for my breakfast tomorrow. I’ve decided to go to a bric a brac sale at a charity shop near my parents instead. I need to know if this green glass is what I’m collecting!!

Bonus #DarwinDay content: Six of the best grumpy Darwin quotes.

Today's unusual piece of wisdom from the Cool Scots calendar. 🍑

Just made an online appointment for my cat to get spayed. She’s 3.

Zinaida Serebriakova's 'Self-Portrait at the Dressing-Table', 1909, reflects a candid depiction of daily life, highlighting a modern, confident, autonomous young woman #WomensArt

Watched that video with my 13 year old kid and said “that’s not a streaker, he’s wearing pants!!!”.

Tomorrow's front page 📰 Sarwar's roll of the dice backfires

Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased https://theonion.com/report-poisonings-of-domestic-partners-have-increased/

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Jack Lemmon, Shirley MacLaine and Fred MacMurray star Billy Wilder’s multi Academy Award winning 🇺🇸 American romantic comedy-drama film “THE APARTMENT” (1960) 🎬 United Artists

Necessary but not sufficient. He knew. And still appointed him. Starmer needs to go.

Today was my dad's birthday, so I'm reposting my cartoon tribute to him from this time last year. gregmoodie.com/many-happy-r...

Split the vote you mean, remember one thing they are a unionist party, and if memory serves when he was leading the labour of party, it was a resounding NO!! Don't let them fool you, they want you're votes only.

🇬🇧 Starmer has done the ‘honourable’ thing, and thrown whoever he needs to under a bus in a desperate effort to save his Red Tory skin 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺😎

Starmer needs to go