Talking to myself here when I say I watched the 2007 film about Edith Piaf tonight and god I loved it

Buncha bullshit

Yay! So I had to buy more French wine and baguette and ham. Obvs.

Cute sign in the window of a Chinese restaurant up the bridges

Playing with my food

“No matter what the weather is, I wish for all of you blue skies and golden sunshine internally all along the way.” We miss you, David. 💙

Saw a photo of Jambon-beurre earlier today and that’s all it took for me to buy fancy bread, butter, ham, some good french wine. Wanted to watch Amelie but I don’t own it!! So Julie & Julia while I ate, Delicatessen now 😅

This is The Medium Place

"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."

Ooft. Fuck Waterstones. Argonaut is brilliant, and there are loads of charity shops and second hand book sellers locally. Waterstones is not needed here. Wait til they lose half their stock to the local jakies 🤣 Hope they lose a bunch of money with this bullshit.

I absolutely hate AI and everything it does to actual creatives HOWEVER there is something magnificent about this. I hope Kingston Council pay a real artist to recreate this exactly as it is.

The brilliant @smoothdunk2.bsky.social has seen this all before. Congratulations to this brilliant woman!

Watched I Like Me, the docu about John Candy. What a beautiful man he was, cried my eyes out

"Daddy why did you go into politics?" "Well, I always hoped that one day I might be able to make a difference. Like if people were fleeing war and persecution, and they arrived on our shores desperate and afraid, then maybe I could be the one to suggest we nicked their jewellery."

Imagine fleeing a war torn country, surviving migration on foot then in a dinghy. All you have are the clothes on your back and a thin gold necklace you rescued from your dad’s body that you managed to dig out of the rubble of your home. Well fuck you. Asylum isn’t a charity you know!

Abusers excel in gaslighting.

iPhone users!!! Make sure you have Find My Phone set up. Someone I know had their house robbed yesterday and the silly cunt that robbed her got caught just a couple hours later, with loads of other people stuff, cos Find My Phone gave the address.

Having a bad day, but this helped #PokemonGo #SafariBall #ShinyPokemon #ShinyAbsol #ShinyMightyPokemon

Making marinated, slightly pickled mushrooms on a Friday night.

New uranium glass! £20 out a charity shop. The glowing pics are the before and after washing it, it was so dusty. £20 is a bit more than I’d like to pay (because I’m skint) but the last one was only £3 so can’t complain too much

Hung out with a pal yesterday and was telling her all about uranium glass. She got concerned I’d end up like a radium girl with nae face so when I got home I sent her this pic 🤣🤣🤣

Goals

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Just so y’all know, shit like this is racist/poor taste/cringe/all of the above. I’ve unfollowed 3 people today and blocked 2. Not seeing much point in this app

Think I’m done here. Such a violent image. That’s not what we should be about. I’ve literally had a friend shot in the back of the neck and murdered. It’s senseless violence and this image has really just made me feel a bit sick and panicky

Very happy house tonight 😋

Our interview with @aaronlange.bsky.social ..!! neopasseism.substack.com/p/aaron-lang...

Been unwell the last 2 days so haven’t been able to make the ramen I promised my kid. Determined to eat tonight! Prep work #Narutomaki #Ramen 🍥

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Mirrors should have an "out of focus" mode for when you don't want to look at yourself clearly. Ideal for morning grooming with a bad hangover, or just for when you're sick of the sight of yourself.

GET 👏🏻 OFF 👏🏻 TWITTER 👏🏻

There’s not a day goes past that I don’t miss Tony Bourdain, great man, great friend, great writer. Nothing can make up for the loss of him, of course, but it’s wonderful to hear his voice live from the page in the compellingly brilliant Anthony Bourdain Reader edited by Kim Witherspoon.

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Europeans watching Zohran Mamdani's election

Cranes and the full moon tonight 🌚 #nature #witchsky #occultsky #cranes #goodmagic Crex Meadows Grantsburg, Wi Julie Roy - Wisconsin in Pictures

This is what a New Era looks like.

This is the only acceptable use of AI

“Well good luck New York, you’ve really done it now”. What does this fat fuck know about it? Every American I know is EXCITED about this. Having lived on the east coast, everyone I know travels to NY often. They actually know what they’re talking about, and they’re all saying this is AWESOME

Ever get bored of Netflix and just pick up your Historical Ballads? Was reading out loud to my wee cat Leela. She’s still mad at me.

Have a timeline cleanse of my dumb shit cat who is glaring at me cos she’s not had wet food in like THREE HOURS!!!! She constantly has high quality dry food and fresh water out, but god forbid I don’t give her wet food every 10 minutes.

As an election nerd, I would like to congratulate the people of New York City for boiling the piss of the all the worst people in their country.

I think this constant push for immigrants to feel & act ‘grateful’ is so insidious. Let’s change the narrative. Migration is a normal part of human behaviour, not a charity case. If you’re doing your best to do your best, you don’t need to do even more to be accepted. It’s your right to be accepted.

Im so sleepy, I just wanna nap! #vtuber #meme #funny

Recipe: cookingwithlei.com/pork-belly-s... Succulent Pork Belly Slices

Fascinating comparison of Guy Fawke’s signature before and after he was forced to watch an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys

“Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job.” What an endorsement 🤣🤣🤣