Breakfast of champs. Pork tenderloin & egg fried rice.

Bangs! (Or fringes)

Based on my exp,my friends and co-workers, 9/10 women will always go for anyone who can make them laugh. Funny ppl usually have weird rizz that work.

Trader Joe’s frozen pizzas are so good.

Ive been learning to play the bass and istg songs that have just repetitive chords makes me think about all the bass players who are bored to death on stage.

I got this from a restaurant called Pho Real. Pho-nomenal if you ask me. Peep the shrimp cake bite

Finally found a movie to watch on Netflix while I look nonstop at my phone.

So where are we all going to migrate guys. I need answers.

Work is sometimes fascinating. Psa: clean them hoods!

Started playing Warthunder and omfg why am I obsessed with this lmao(i am terrible at it)

ICE is already kidnapping your innocent neighbors and throwing them in horrible torture camps with no trial for the crime of not being white. spare me the "things will get violent now" panic, the violence has been here for months and you ignore it because you wrongly believe it won't touch you.

Guys who do you wrong then say “idk what you want me to say..” UHMM APOLOGIZE? Istg grinds my frickin gears

Self care.

He has makeup on that hand again.

My octopus hyperfixation is now permanently on my body.

I do not care one way or the other about cracker barrel

Every day. Every single dayyyy

Going to miss these views. ❤️

Unreal. So lucky to have family here. ❤️🇵🇭

The sand is ridiculous. Fine and powdery. Better sand than Hawaii. #Boracay

Bruhhh cmon.

Everyone’s gangsta ‘til one of these babies come out. Hello Philippines!!!!

Ice cream fiend in 🎌

Off to Asia! Heres some airport fotos

I went ham on these and very much ashamed of how fast I ate them.

Check the bidders browsing history bc this is vile af

You like one shoebill post and now my feed is dinosaur bird. GTFOH DAMN HORROR BIRD

My niece trying to copy my eyes is sending me. She couldn’t do it and she finally just gave up bc her eyes started watering🤣. She is 3yo.

Started watching White Lotus S3. Why are Walter Goggins’ characters just likable.

guy who drives this car to work mentally preparing to say "yeah i already heard" 100 times

My biweekly nonsensical purchase (bc nothing else matters anyway) goes to:

Looking at the other people’s review of Omakases (omakasii?!-whats the plural of that) in Japan and cackling at “the next course was a sliced tomato” or “we were served one half of an okra”

Pls don’t ever tell my dog that Im a selfish bitch.

Bath and Body Works, what is this nonsense. Shipping fragrance and lotion with no amount of cushioning or bubble wrap is crazy work.

"Deranged president increasingly threatening American citizens with deportation and denaturalization" sounds like a front page story to me

Need advice on breaking these in. What worked for you the most?

How much do I need to actually get the f out of this hellscape of a country

Having too much fun with this filter.

Cannot wait for my 3 week holiday. In one month I go!

Mr. Panda 🖤🤍

I saw a tweet about an AI subreddit and omg what is happening. Very concerning.

His AI actually learning and him trying to derail it is the funniest shit. What a loser istg

Anvil empires is so entertaining. Tbh its bc of the chat. People are so funny.

2 diff kinds of pancit. Iykyk.

My friends were legit bamboozled by that COD preview lmao

Mark I’m sorry but if diversity meant seeing nazi scum on my feed then its a hard pass.

For last night’s dinner we used ground turkey for udon sukiyaki. Bangin’!(teokbokki and shiraz on the side)

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