Watching the UConn-BYU game and I guess it's possible that it's this easy to strip Tarris Reed cleanly, but it seems unlikely.

I know it's just an exhibition but it's still fun to tune into the UConn game and see some exciting refereeing.

If the Red Sox want Nathaniel Lowe, why not claim him? Why risk him choosing another team to save ~$2 mil?

The Red Sox trade a 1B/3B prospect for a couple months of a veteran lefty reliever. What could go wrong?

Roman Anthony: the Roman God of Walks Is this anything?

Hilarious that the New York Times says Andrew Schulz might be America's foremost political journalist without realizing what a self-own that is.

It's weird how surprised we are that Craig Breslow got rid of a guy who said that he was incompetent and should learn how to do his job.

Craig Breslow about to call the Giants and trade Devers. #redsox

Look, you can't blame Alex Cora for trying to protect Aroldis Chapman. He was already on pace for almost 66 IP, and the Red Sox have a lot invested in him. Better to squeeze another inning out of iron man Garrett Crochet.

Why does it seem like the Red Sox are concerned and protecting the workload of every other pitcher on their team over protecting Crochet?

"They're all the same," is how we got here.

Tonight! This show will be packed with hilarity for sure, but there's an added attraction: you get to see my hairline recede in real time!

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Wouldn't this mean.....

Why do none of these headlines say: "Alex Karaban Realizes He Will Make More Money at UConn So He Wisely Stays"

It's like she's trying to prove the critics' point. Critics: How can you waste money on a space trip when the rest of us can barely survive? How can you be so out of touch? King: Going to space is fun. You should all try it!

It's like ESPN's goal in baseball broadcasts is to show as little baseball as possible, and when they do have to show it, put it in the smallest part of the screen as they can. #espn

And he has the record to himself now?

UConn ended up with 25 fouls, their second highest foul total of the season. Their highest was 29, in an overtime loss to Memphis (5 of those were in the OT).

Rooting for Creighton but that was a great call before the half against them. Creighton tried to intentionally foul but barely touched the Louisville player. No call and Louisville hit the shot. Big East refs blew this same call in the UConn - Creighton game earlier this year.

Was arguing with a delightful Creighton fan about the Neal dunk at the end of the UConn-Creighton game. After we debated for a bit, he said that UConn talks a lot of s*** and should be able to take it. Then he blocked me. 🤷‍♂️

UConn was so bad against Creighton they should be dropped to a 10 or 11 seed. That would show them! .... Please?

Hey everyone pretending like Neal's dunk was just normal, good, clean fun: Jamiya Neal disagrees with you.

On its own, Neal's last second dunk in the UConn-Creighton game was pathetic. But context makes it worse. UConn had stopped playing. The refs had stopped officiating, allowing McAndrew to travel & step out of bounds. But Ashworth and Neal decided their egos needed that dunk. Hope it felt good.

For no particular reason, I was just thinking about UConn's recent win over Providence. Even though Providence repeatedly passed up chances to get their walk-ons in the game, Dan Hurley called a timeout to let them get in.

Quick pronunciation guide for Gus Johnson and Bill Raftery about tonight's UConn-Creighton game: Diara: dee AR uh Tarris: TARE is I know it's hard to find this info so I thought I'd help out.

Pink circle: Ref who called the foul on Providence. Blue circle: Ref who talked the other ref out of his call AND called a foul on UConn. No replay, they just decided the guy farther away and shielded from the action had the better view.

I see we’ve moved on from “what’s the deal with airplane food” in a rather disturbing way

Wow, Richmond is probably out for the rest of the season or possibly back next game.

I've watched about 5 minutes of Auburn basketball this year and I've heard the name Baker-Mazara 361 times. I've also seen Baker-Mazara getting oxygen and eating something out of a plastic that someone in the crowd handed him. In conclusion: Baker-Mazara

Guy: Creates a system to evaluate teams based on their play throughout the year. Same Guy: This one game is a good way to evaluate a coach.

The Red Sox signing Bregman isn't a big market flex. It's a short deal with enough deferred money to make it something like 3/90. It pushed their payroll near or barely over the tax threshold. This is a good signing but it's business as usual.

I felt like the Chiefs + 30 was a good bet!

Is Pete Davidson now just a professional famous person like Paris Hilton or Paul Lynde?

For those questioning the call, exactly how far back would you like a player's head to snap before a penalty is called?

Don't care about these teams at all, so no bias here. You grab a guy's face mask and push it hard enough to make his head snap back, they're calling it. Get a grip. #superbowl

Unfortunately, this Saturday's show has been cancelled due to the stupid weather. Why? Because it's stupid.

I know it's going to sound crazy but I think playing with 7 future NBA players in the past two years at UConn may have made Alex Karaban look ever so slightly better than he is.

Big news! I'm going to be part of the Good Karma Mid-Atlantic Comedy Festival! Come check it out at M&M'S on March 1!

The really fun fun hypothetical of the foul call prior to the shot in the final seconds is that if the shot went in, it wouldn't have counted.... Again.

UConn did plenty wrong in their loss to Creighton but let's not pretend the officiating was acceptable.

I'm a tiny building where children of all ages are taught in the same room. So yes, I guess I am old school.

I'm featuring on this show in Milford, CT! Hop aboard for some laughs. milfordarts.org/event/standu...

A western flying fox landing after a long flight over Yellowstone National Park.

Finally saw "Wicked," and it is basically "Oppenheimer" with songs.

Reupping my request of someone covering UConn to ask Dan Hurley what's going on with Ahmad Nowell.

In @jonathanweisman.bsky.social's magnum opus about Dems and the working class, it's at the end that you get the full truth about 2024: Biden-Harris ran the most pro-worker administration in decades, but voters blamed them for inflation anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/04/u...

Just one example of my design skills. Notice how I used a subtle pop of color to grab the viewers' attention. Great news: I am now offering my design services to the public! So if you're looking for an eye-catching poster, reach out now. I have packages for all budgets, starting as low as $899!

I was on the fence about subscribing to the Wall Street Journal, but seeing that they have content from leading etiquette and fashion expert Pete Davidson has won me over.

Not even a new skin!