Many young Republicans claim that James Talarico’s vegan girlfriend is not as attractive as their own Canadian girlfriends.

🎵 If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars I'd buy you a house And then be in debt because I bought a house If I had a million do-o-ollas 🎶

not enough people know how mother rebecca black is

rebecca black save me

Who in the fuck would give Reddit banking information? That being said Fuck ICE! 🖕🧊

Mifepristone is safe and effective. Mifepristone is safe and effective. Mifepristone is safe and effective. Mifepristone is safe and effective.

Wordle 1,802 4/6 Fucking JD Vance ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I am so thankful I switched to DuckDuckGo in 2023. Like, it's not like the results are otherworldly or something, but at least I didn't have to keep fighting with it to not omit or change or add terms or something. Are they really going ai-only now? Holy shit, that is so bad.

secure your wig sis, Rebecca Black is coming

Rebecca Black is teasing new music. LFG

And Rebecca Black is teasing new music?! What an incredible day off.

In this Quincy bar, a slush fund still means money set aside to plow the streets after an April storm. But they do know this: Most of Trump's $1.8 billion restitution money should go to Tom Brady, Robert Kraft, and the other victims of DeflateGate.

HR 2616 must not pass, but even if it does, the teeth is to threaten to defund districts that are not transphobic, but _they are trying to defund education anyway_ Like "If you don't make your school district transphobic, were going to cut your funding. BTW, we're closing the Education Department"

Reddit: fails to load webpage Me: MAYBE IT FINALLY HAPPENED?!

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Ignore the ruling dammit!!!!!!

Long time Rebecca Black fans like me still hate May 15th

I forgot we have an Evil Bernie in the Senate now

5:38 wish: It. The thing. The funny

You ever wonder if big oil has a part in propping up this AI bubble? Running shittons of servers at 100% CPU 24/7, cranking out bs answer-shaped results, just to use more energy and slow down the renewable transition?

"Bill Belichick is the best coach in the NFL with 8 Super Bowl wins, and the second most regular season wins. Here's why I'm voting for Jill Stein for the NFL Hall Of Fame"

When RFK Jr. starts freaking out like Hopper whenever he hears a bird, we know that that worm has assumed full control over his body.

"We must become keel moose and squirrel. Be best!"

I wouldn't complain...

Oh wow, they found Epstein's "suicide note". He must have had some demons youtube.com/watch?v=u0XH...

Do we get to make a wish when the national average gas prices hits $5.38 a gallon?

dangling tech CEOs above a vat of acid and giving them tablets that control the saws next to their ropes every so often, a box pops up asking them if they want to activate the saw, with the only options being 'yes' and 'not now'

Amazon Health AI? Ugh, sounds like some horseshit that's going to tell you to mix pebbles into your cereal in order to address your Vitamin Q and rockcium deficiency. Wtf

Remember when Teddy Bridgewater got fired as a coach for being awesome*, and then he decided to go back to the NFL? * He got fired because he paid Uber rides to his players, and paid for lunches for those that could not afford them.

They're going to interview the winning horse of the Kentucky Derby "Are you tired after this race?" "Neigh"

You think Mitch McConnell is the back of the Kentucky Derby, unhinging his jaw, and getting ready to eat the horses that lose, or whatever the heck he probably does?

Kentucky Derpy: The Kentucky Derby only featuring less intelligent horses

"And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up, and threw myself in the garbage. Also, build the ballroom" - "Epstein" (probably) youtube.com/watch?v=u0XH...

I don't know who still needs to hear it, but Rebecca Black is cool.

Friday is an ideal time to acknowledge that Rebecca Black is cool as hell

I still think it’s extremely important to know exactly what Musk did to “win” the 2024 election for the asshole, which is what Elmo himself claimed.

"Please Uncle Vladdy! Don't release the Pee-Pee Tape! I'll be good!"

Does anyone else think the guy to my right looks a little bit like Rob Mueller?

Apparently we need a ballroom because why? What, is he going to send RFK Jr's Hoggle-looking ass to keep Jennifer Connelly from escaping another weird maze? "hERe, eAt THeSe bEeF tALLoW fRiEs, tHEy prEveNT mEaSLEs aNd aLsO haVe lOtS oF vitAmiN Q fOr yOur miAsmA!"

rebecca black dj set at stagecoach. Oh thats mother, like shes crowning on stage level mother

Count von Count is slowly cruising towards a DOJ indictment

New YouTube video from Rebecca Black: ✨ Rebecca Black | Live at Stagecoach 2026 (DJ Set) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-dgt7IQ3bo #music #rebeccablack #youtube #musicsocial

They're going to be putting a picture of that yam on the passports? Well, that's another reason why I'm glad I applied for mine in November 2024...

Can't wait for Rebecca Black's next album

Maybe ADX Florence has a ballroom. I've never been there, can't rule it out. Go check it out Donny.

No words. www.espn.com/olympics/tra...

Erika Kirk to a sulking Melania: "You see, this is why you actually pay the 'bullsheet assasseen assurance fee'." (Probably)

It would be pretty ironic if his ear-ketchup got replaced with snakes. Lol

thinking of this Onion cartoon for no reason... #WHCA