I can't *pppbblt* understand *pppbblt* your accent *pppbblt*?

Listen. In this house we stan Rebecca Black — a lioness, a goddess

"If you don't use Clippit, you're going to fall behind. He is the inevitable future." - These AI guys in 2002 (apparently)

We can't just go and take his firebending away. It won't work, he can't firebend. If he could, that might have solved our problems years ago, because he would have accidentally BBQed himself by the 1980s

I guess it's a better answer from Pam Bondi, other than "Wait, holy shit! Santa has a *brother*!?"

It's been 15 years today since Friday by Rebecca Black was posted on YouTube

Hey what could go wrong? youtube.com/watch?v=Vkc2...

That owl was not as superb as I hoped TBH

WTF, why is Kid Rock naked? Just kidding, no one's watching that one.

5:38, I wish for The Thing to finally happen

Elon: It gave Xdffpexsexxrsk super mind powers, and it powers AI! It should do the same for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

WTF! Are you guys like trying to *compete* with the Pitchbot?!!?!?!?

They should make a SciFi movie where the evil robot making villians like to stick forks into electrical sockets, and cross the street without looking both ways. Maybe this will take care of all those "Torment Nexus" copying CEOs and nutcases.

Uhh Ok then Ms Noem, what can you tell me about the Commerce Clause? "Holy shit, Santa has a *brother*?!"

Can’t stress enough how good a song this, Rebecca Black is a pop star fr

There being a lone vote for Justin Herbert in the NFL MVP race, and all I can think of is Jill Stein jokes in regards to that.

I really do think we can co-opt that Coalie mascot they made, easy. Turn him into a character that doesn't want to be put in a furnace, just wants to live in his home in the ground, and befriends anthropomorphic solar panels and wind turbines that will show how they can save him from fate. Lol

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

I am once again asking how is the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social supposed to compete with this

We're being collectively punished because people were mean to Rebecca Black when "Friday" came out.

Dammit, I had a dream that It Happened. Nooo, it was only a dream dammit

Aw, he's too cute to set on fire

300,000 years later: "Hey Glxxdrerdoprbcdrorp, you know that new sound you've been trying for? Well listen to this!"

I wonder if Elon stored anything related to the 2024 election in France.

YouTube is now only showing five suggestions on the sidebar on a Desktop? Like I maximize the window on a 2560x1440 and it only fits FIVE? The dumbing down of web UIs is like a plague at this point. And I'm old enough to remember when that scrolled independently. Web design peaked in like 2008.

5:38 wish time

How much longer before Texas asks the Supreme Court to overturn their own maps? Hahaha! www.commondreams.org/news/taylor-...

With enough reverse psychology and widespread pressure, we really could get that skipping dipshit to confess what he knew about "🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷" in 2024, can't we?

MONSTERS INC. hits a little different in 2026.

Sometimes on Reddit, you'll see a reply like "Wonderful reply, you total fucking stupid dumbass" and it would be to a normal post, and you wonder what it took to warrant such a hostile reply, until you see the guy's username was /u/ImATotalFuckingStupidDumbassAMA

Well what do you know? She IS in the files

If you're still in line to see the Melania movie, you're in the wrong line

Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of Rebecca Black releasing Girlfriend

Melania movie? More like Melania is in Files

All the conservatives are going to be watching Bad Bunny's halftime show like "I WANT MY MAMA!!!" no matter how good it is

I still don't know who these Hall Of Fame voters are voting for if they're not voting for Belichick. Like are they protest voting for Jill Stein or something?

He welcomed interference in 2016. He's trying to steal 2026. He's STILL TRYING to cheat 2020 somehow. But yet we're supposed to think he just decided to play fair in 2024, and just won all 7 swing states like that? C'mon, that fucker cheated.

The Pitchbot does this bit a lot. I don't know the original Op-ed they are lampooning though. Anyone know the original reference?

This is the dumbest decision I’ve seen this year, and I cover the Supreme Court for a living

Like *how* is Bill Belichick not a 1st ballot HOFer? 8 SBs, 2nd most wins, and he's snubbed? Did Elon somehow fuck with this election too?

Gen Z have a negative view of Jared Fogle, because they no longer value sandwiches or losing weight.

He-Man and the Pronouns of the Universe

I'm at a loss for words. I'm glad someone else has them.

I'm glad the term "Microslop" is catching on. In the 2010's there was a lot of "nooo, don't make fun of the billion dollar company, and calling them Micro$oft, or calling it Windoze, it's not mature!!!!" but they're earning their negative reputation again.

There will be absolutely no Rebecca Black slander in my house.

CBS News is reporting that the ICE agent who abducted a Minnesota preschooler suffered internal injuries during the abduction.

Rebecca Black explains the hidden meaning of the lyrics in 'Friday'

Usha Vance: JD, if you pee in the sink one more time, I swear to god, you're sleeping on the ...shit

They are not making our communities safer. They are terrorizing families, kidnapping people, and killing U.S. citizens. So yes — it was a HELL NO. (2/2)