im boo boo the fool everyday

APRIL FOOLS (to the tune of room of fools by fka twigs)

Homosexuality Has Cooked My Brain, Somebody Said, "Its Really Muggy In Here So I Turned On The Ac" And I Was Like, "Its Muggy!"

i am the april fool

if all the girls are girling girling, does that imply that the boys are boiling boiling?

apparently the osu football coach is named bjork and i keep seeing news and getting really excited and then remembering it’s just football

yknow how people called their crushes pineapple in like 5th grade? i’ve decided that im going to call my crush Kermit and this definitely isn’t his real name and he definitely isn’t a frog

so i have long hair and i kind of want to cut it but also like i have to spite the haters cause a lot of people have told me i should cut my hair to be more masculine

i drank so much water today and my piss is so clear you could bottle it and sell it as dasani

why does espn+ cost so much money i only want to watch the one sport

of course he was on nofap im sick of this shit

mommy mia

when you’re trying to be mad but your friend makes you laugh

THIS WOR$T SEXISTENTIAL IN AMERICA MAY CONTAIN HOPE.

i shouldnt have started with Slayyyter because there is no where to go but down from here

apparently there’s also a melanie martinez album coming out and i am grateful that we aren’t talking about that

2 more hours

do you ever piss and you’re like oh good i’m done but then like 5 minutes later you’re like ”oh shit i should have shat”

make sure you leave a bump of k out tn so slayyyter will leave you presents

how the fuck was the gingerbread man running that fast?

chappel roan is very miss piggy coded and renee rapp is somewhat constantine (worlds most dangerous frog) if you think about it

just a bit over 24 hours yall!

new york city, lesbian, nonbinary person

aced my math quiz, did a gonoodle, and i understand the stuff im learning in chemistry, and i found a good youtube playlist i truly think listening to click clack symphony has changed me

arms, body, legs, flesh, skin, bone, sinew, good luck!

i fucking hate ai i fucking hate ai i fucking hate ai i fucking hate ai

what does it mean when a girl leaves a fake mustache at your house?

Sora, your look made completely out of synthetic fabrics on the runway tonight was truly artificial but your performance in the maxi challenge seemed a little less than intelligent you are up for elimination tonight idk i know that’s not very funny but im happy about this

click clack symphony is converting me

was i in the 212? perhaps, but that is circumstantial evidence

the teacher i had who was terrible got fired!

remembered that climate change exists recently and almost started sobbing in the middle of the auntie anne’s

my claw clip is giving me a headache but i have to wear it because of my uniform rules and i want to cry

i know this person who is very anti-communist but pro-anarchy and its like huh?

one time i had a dream that i met beyonce and i passed out in the dream

looked up bad bitch hype on my music app and found a very very peak playlist and feel much better about the world, thank you ashnikko

calculus is so evil wtf am i even doing rn please kesha get me through these trying times

do you ever write something and then realize how mentally ill it sounds? and you’re like maybe let’s save that for later seasons

the stock market feels like it shouldn't exist imo

sometimes when im bored and hungry i look up different cultures and what type of food they eat for fun

straight people annoy me so much, how the hell do you walk that slow?

theres a puppet playing french house on my computer

fuck 2-factor authentication

some ladies spilling tea about people i dont even know but my ears are still perked, whoever this kendrick man is he seems like quite the liar

brainwashing myself to be excited for the raye album

anti-vaxxers are so goddamn stupid

back to the grind

is it ho or hoe?

my game is truly derstandable (the opposite of understandable)

chris perfetti is such a cutie