imagine being the person in 20 years who's favourite childhood toy was the chudjak

My name is Iphone 6 and I'm 23

i love eating expired spices off the kitchen windowsill

its even worse than that.... have you heard his music ⁉️

Klassy Karrot Holtville, CA

go sideways

BURKIN_T.BMF

my fridge is so bright I gotta wear shades

in the past few years, i have become extremely intelligent. and very powerful.

you ever just.. just... just... just brush your teeth really gently and then.. no.. sorry

i got cucked by my squag clone

The Daily Boner

bluesky have got a stick up their ass holy

my boy pob will eat anything for 39 cents. and i mean ANYTHING

i will eat anything for 39 cents

source tells me dezi is stable. please god

you think you're real clever but you're actually just smart

i am the incre- OO incre- OO incredible testical

send this to her and say "us"

im a fool and a lowdown scamp

A wood nymph drowned in my Coke Zero

I've heard a lot of good arguments for neverending warfare.

they should stop making movies now

Dont let anyone tell you different. Im a boy who ate a butt

Drink water! 📸 fukuruneko0718

The only thing worse than a serial killer is someone who only kills once a while

posted a food picture so bad discord censored it 😭 😭 😭

My dog died because I put her in a headlock.

kanye voice they ain't seen me cause I pulled up in my underpants, last week I was in my other underpants

i am now living rent free in my car

Im living rent free in the Metaverse

I'm on the toilet so excited!

I'm going to eat a lotta bugs

i like my pens like my erasers

pobnellion can be so creative

when youre opening up a jar of cock suck in your mouth and getting full blown chills <<<

I just took 200 billion years to come to a conclusion

Bless this wretched machine. Who made it? When will someone replace it

The world will never be the same after 9/11. unless shaolin crystals are invented

watching C.H.U.D.

(saying to Chinese guy) you can do it sweetie

It'd be such a shame if Timothee Chalamet accidentally knocked me over with his huge penis while jacking off

Im broke asf but when I go to work today its not to murder anyone !