I didn’t do a great job shaping my loaves and uhhhh apologies for unleashing a Doughburster. I’m sure we’ll be fine. Gonna find the cat carriers just in case.

Dish of Neurons is going to be the name of my Dukes of Stratosphear tribute band.

For anyone who needs a bite of cuteness to interrupt the rage scrolling, here’s a beaver happily going about its business in Lake Ontario.

Soon!

At the tip of this arrow, there is a 290 million years old impression of a cloaca from a fossilised reptile of the Goldlauter Formation in Germany. It’s the oldest known butthole. #PaleoSky ⚒️

The English have a lot of things to apologize for. EKG is not among them.

“They compared dementia rates among nearly 66,000 people who received the Shingrix vaccine and over 260,000 unvaccinated matched controls. The researchers found that the vaccinated group had a 51 percent lower risk of dementia compared to the unvaccinated controls.”

Kansan Transes, would you like to help me make a comic about the drivers-license law? My DMs are open and my email is si AT arrr DOT net

Like opening yourself up to malware?

Saison Dubbel Porter Golden ale

there are zero surprises in this investigation, but it helps to underscore the point that is easy to miss amid all the outlandishly revolting behaviour: these freaks are grifting! stoking outrage against Indigenous people & fomenting white supremacist conspiracies is an profitable industry!

Jesus fuck

Jesus fuck

Mood: stress baking.

Hockey Canada ordered to pay nation’s therapy bills

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen fictional spaceships named Love Is a Banquet, but none using the second part of that line, Upon Which We Feed.

Do we think the hockey writers of Canada already have their Celebrini puns ready to go if Canada wins?

My prediction: Poulin becomes the first Olympic hockey player stretchered onto the ice, still plays 25 minutes.

swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century

Fingers crossed that Andrew starts snitching.

Tbh, fuck this position. A transphobe in dems clothes is still a transphobe. None of us are free until all of us are free.

BREAKING: Former Prince Andrew arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office amid Epstein files scandal.

That time Jesse Jackson, at the height of his political importance, visited Kahnawake to give his support to the Mohawk warriors there, during the Oka Crisis.

The Canadian women only have 4 shots on goal after 12 minutes, and I think it’s because they aren’t shooting the puck.

Editor’s Note: Retraction of article containing fabricated quotations arstechnica.com/staff/2026/0...

Hey, BrewerGPT, how do I file beer taxes? That’d be pretty bad to fuck up, so please make sure you get it right.

Does anyone from around Hamilton remember this old venue? It was a great part of the music scene for a while and where I met my wife (yup, I am old and this was before dating apps and even smart phones in general). I drew this up for her for valentine's day. #hamont #hamilton #raven #theraven

Every time I see Wu mentioned, it’s for a post that is, somehow, even worse than previous posts.

“For many Native elders especially, the sight of armed, masked federal agents have triggered dark memories and the generational trauma of violence from the US government against Indigenous people, said Jolene Jones, an organizer with NCDI.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Happy Valentine’s Day, which is colonial

My kid has crocheted a number of catnip toys for this miscreant. She prefers a piece of tape on a string. #caturday

I hate seeing craft breweries in trouble. But Brew Dog’s owners and management have been among the shittiest in the industry, and holy shit that’s a low bar to crawl under.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and our lead illustration researcher has provided this new image featuring Callie, Marina, and some seasonal sweets! Maybe share this with someone close to your heart?

Ugh ugh ugh it never ends. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

One of the things that strikes me about gen AI is that its users lack the ability to understand if its output is any good. Notepad with security holes. Misdrawn hands. Text with factual errors. Legal docs with hallucinated citations. Everything gets progressively more shitty as we devalue skills.

How Many Times Do You Fart a Day? ‘Smart Underwear’ Says It’s Way More Than You Think gizmodo.com/how-many-tim...

Fuck cancer.

TBH, this sounds like Musk is pitching Luna as being strategically important so he can get huge amounts of money from the US government.

Don’t have cable. Did I miss anything last night?

I’ve spent 30+ years tweaking one beer. Change the grain a bit one batch to the next. Change the spices. Change the yeast. Change the water profile. Change the temp. Read some more. Go to conferences. Talk to other brewers. Improve my palate. Tweak some more. Getting good takes time and effort.

Haha, OMG I’m gonna play Fallout at work.

IKEA has The Luggage

In case there's any doubt, despite the obvious work to create them by Chretien. For every statement of denialism, there are reams of historical documents to refute it. One doesn't have to be a PhD or an ex-PM to access those facts. #IndianAct #ResidentialSchools denialism #cdnpoli

For no particular reason. If you buy used books from a local shop, you manage to not contribute to the livelihoods of some noxious dipshits and support a local business. Win-win!

We need John Candy back just long enough so he could deliver Catherine O’Hara’s eulogy.

It’s always Prince and Bob Dylan, but never the Mats and Hüsker Dü smdh

i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles. are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?

Hey folks — if ya’ll are looking for something a little different, my Belgian Witbier is now rolling out to LCBOs. The roots of this one started over 30 years ago with my first homebrew. And I’ve been refining it ever since.