@canadianerrant.bsky.social — I think you’re Reddit famous!

I know a lot of writers who can only dream of being this unpopular. Anyway, also read the thread.

“Hey, Jay, you know how you talk a big game about eating anything?”

Weird thought. I know that stress speeds up the progress of my cancer, so I’ve been working hard on being chill. But trying to be chill has flattened both negative emotional responses and positive ones like joy. Life is a process, but “Work on feeling more joy” was not on my bingo card.

FYI, Neil Gaiman appears to be lurking around Bsky again All are encouraged to block: bsky.app/profile/neil...

Demidov implies the existence of Fulldov.

A sprig of supermarket mint went WILD in the Aerogarden. It’s going to make so much tea.

Yes, they did. The hackers returned the data and assured them that they no longer have it... www.insidehighered.com/news/tech-in...

It’s funny to me that criminals likely treat our data better than companies like Instructure.

Slightly increase a band: Fishskeleton

I, for one, would be happy if plants were having a little less sexy time.

A track level injury means no subway Christie to Jane. For anyone who wonders what happens … this is 2 trains’ worth of people waiting for the shuttle buses. The line is now 100’ behind me.

So it turns out I did not take a pic of a cow kitty

The Beer Story is possibly the greatest episode in TV history about craft beer I tell you what. I can’t wait.

The Leafs really just went from Boston Pizza to Wendy’s.

I randomly text other brewers when I’ve had one of their beers and it rocks.

This anthem is hot trash.

That buffalo 🔥 🔥 🔥

I’m three barleywines deep at a festival, and my hottest beer takes are: coffee malt > than coffee; I still don’t like smoke; 9+ % beers don’t need nail polish as a top note.

Holy shit, that was better than Ginette. Best anthem I’ve ever heard.

Vance, Hesgeth and ::checks notes:: Kid Rock lining up to be the next Republican candidate

Yesterday while having a nap, I farted so excellently the HEPA filter started spinning faster and woke me up. Who says getting old isn’t awesome!

Anyone in Toronto need a welder? I can do Stick, MIG & TIG.

About a month ago, I was crossing the street with a red light, a crossing guard, and kids in the intersection when a car ran the red light. Toronto drivers are fucking wild. Speed and red light cameras, please. No amount of signage is gonna keep us safe.

We might need to ditch the Roku. Nearly 20,000,000 ad requests blocked within a week WTF

An old one to celebrate Ramones - 1st album 🔥 50 years ago! #ramones #theramones #punkrock #joeyramone #deedeeramone #johnnyramone

I love beavers. Absolutely amazing critters. But I don’t think it’s great if they’re moving up to the Arctic because of climate change. Anyway, bonus pic of a beaver in the Humber River near Étienne Brûlée Park in Toronto.

Remember when Sam said craft beer is 99% asshole free 15 years ago? And yet, women in the industry still need to post things like this? Sam was never right. He just chose to ignore reality.

Hagel should’ve had an assist from Daycartes.

Man … one of my favourite craft beer moments was the CBC in San Diego maybe 14 years ago. Right after my Yeast Essentials class at White Labs, I booted it over to Stone’s brewpub just in time for the frogs to start their nightly serenade. Fuck the beer, the frog wetland was peak Stone.

Gift link. Please, please vaccinate your kids as soon as they are eligible. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

laughs in Toronto streetcar rider

I just completed the Stardew Valley Mod!! It adds 21 plants (30 sprites) from the prairies and gives a little info about them or their names in Cree! Here's the link, check it out! www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalle...

Hagel should’ve had an assist from Daycartes.

My kid’s cat can do: sit; up; paw; other paw; spin; stay. This cat is better trained than 90% of the dogs in our neighbourhood whose owners seem content with “at least he didn’t draw blood.”

“lol they’re only gonna be deployed for ten days who needs a supply chain,” Hesgeth probably.

Stellantis would likely best serve its customers by making better cars in the first place.

My spreadsheets are fucking unstoppable now that I can do SUMIF and pivot tables hahahahaha

“I’m sorry there were cameras.”

We celebrated Easter late this year, but still kept it traditional.

viktor orban gonna lose so bad he has to run for a seat in alberta

I had to tweak this a little, so here's the updated version. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKnZ...

Great news from the wonderful Pat Cadigan: “In case you couldn’t hear me partying here in London, I beat terminal cancer. I kicked its ass down the stairs, took its lunch money, and threw rocks at it as it ran away crying. I don’t have cancer any more.”

That clip of an octopus throwing rocks is AI. Ya’ll can please stop sharing it.

Beavers fucking rock.

#OutLastCarney #FreeGrassy #GrassyNarrows #ShutDownDrydenMill

Gonna save this one for the racist trolls in r/Canada

Canadian Space Agency Astronaut Jeremy Hansen is the first Canadian to orbit the moon as apart of the four-person crew taking a 10-day voyage around the moon on the Artemis II. Along with Hansen is a patch by Anishinaabe artist Henry Guimond.

An early leader for an Ig Nobel has risen from the depths and delivered a spermatophore of knowledge through a noodley appendage.

another rad thing you can do on this trans day of visibility is read my latest story in @kaleidotrope.bsky.social, which is 100% trans-written