bottoms should get to preboard

The face / the scent

Fresh cut!

I was…horny this morning.

Seattle right now:

Don’t show me your ai bullshit. I’ll openly and publicly mock you. You’ve been warned.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Happy Princess Diana season, Seattle!

It’s cold in my house this morning l!

Me this weekend:

Me:

My thoughts on today’s events:

Spoiler alert: I did.

🤩

Imagine being someone that drives a cybertruck…

It’s so pretty 💚

tell ur sub u love them

The blatant racism in Seattle’s grocery store receipt checking is getting out of control.

Meet Valentino 💕

Tino says hi. [Say it back.]

So I was sitting out on the back steps enjoying the sun earlier..… (And maybe wishing there was someone sitting down there between my legs too 😉)

I wish I had a sunroof so I could flip off the Blue Angels as they flew over my car.

Guess Pride month really is over…

Playing with my cock before bed 🥺

My Fantastic Four

Had an unfortunate thought… Trump has been unscathed after some damming convictions (SA, felony, etc.), it really made me wonder what he’s so scared of regarding Epstein… And I realized, is it male partners? Truly the only thing that might rattle his base.

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT

The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification

SEATTLE: What bars have air conditioning?

New custom Star Wars LEGO set in my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/listing/4331...

It’s too hot to be this horny.

Look what I just found!

I don’t have a Happy Trail, I have a Happy Field.

I’m leaky this morning 🥵

need some hole and a cinnamon roll STAT

This All Stars Tournament bracket is making me miss All Stars Season 1.

1. Impeach. 2. Remove from office.

Today’s mood:

@seattle-dog.bsky.social is such a good boy 🥰😈

🚫👑

Hearing someone still uses X…

Sigh… I miss being worshipped by a cash f@g.

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

New LEGOs on my Etsy: www.etsy.com/shop/coso127q

I’m not pro-global warming, but I wouldn’t mind seeing ICE melt 👀

TBH, the vibe today.

Do you think Nicole wore a red dress to throw back to those hats she loves so much?

Me hearing Darrin Criss thank his wife…