Not my house, but I know my way around

How long do I have to wish people a happy new year in work emails so I don’t come across as rude?

What the fuck is wassailing?

I’m sick. Send butt pics?

What are the most and least twerkable Christmas songs? I say: Most - “Carol of the Bells” Least - “Silent Night”

This year, I am doing an advanced version of The Little Drummer Boy Challenge: If I hear Christmas music, I lose.

me too, Marge. me too.

Take me back…

I finally figured out my review of the changes they made in Wicked: For Good…

this is a work of art

🌽

How is a recycling bin ALWAYS full?!

Something something…Tummy Tuesday…something.

Wicked For Good was…not. But giving Glinda the Fieryo riff going into “No Good Deed” gagged me.

bottoms should get to preboard

The face / the scent

Fresh cut!

I was…horny this morning.

Seattle right now:

Don’t show me your ai bullshit. I’ll openly and publicly mock you. You’ve been warned.

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Happy Princess Diana season, Seattle!

It’s cold in my house this morning l!

Me this weekend:

Me:

My thoughts on today’s events:

Spoiler alert: I did.

🤩

Imagine being someone that drives a cybertruck…

It’s so pretty 💚

tell ur sub u love them

The blatant racism in Seattle’s grocery store receipt checking is getting out of control.

Meet Valentino 💕

Tino says hi. [Say it back.]

So I was sitting out on the back steps enjoying the sun earlier..… (And maybe wishing there was someone sitting down there between my legs too 😉)

I wish I had a sunroof so I could flip off the Blue Angels as they flew over my car.

Guess Pride month really is over…

Playing with my cock before bed 🥺

My Fantastic Four

Had an unfortunate thought… Trump has been unscathed after some damming convictions (SA, felony, etc.), it really made me wonder what he’s so scared of regarding Epstein… And I realized, is it male partners? Truly the only thing that might rattle his base.

Someone leak the Epstein client list to her STAT

The face I'm submitting to Bluesky for verification

SEATTLE: What bars have air conditioning?

New custom Star Wars LEGO set in my Etsy store: www.etsy.com/listing/4331...

It’s too hot to be this horny.

Look what I just found!

I don’t have a Happy Trail, I have a Happy Field.

I’m leaky this morning 🥵