Thanks to @shhhitsgavin.bsky.social I saw a very very funny play.

There's no bigger lie in gaming than the "ready to play" notification.

Bezos’ ostensibly data-driven strategy for the Post is like he bought an orchard, discovered all of the money is in selling fruit, and ordered that the dead weight of the roots be dug up and burned.

I would like to thank the academy for going back to just having the previous year's winner announce acting nominees.

A fun thing about the human body is that immediately after I got my first paycheck in years that will give me a decent amount of buffer, my eczema started clearing up.

“If you criticize Netanyahu's policies, you are then described as being anti-Semitic. That is a disgrace and a slander...” — Michael D. Higgins former Irish President Ireland 🇮🇪

When Gavin Newsom says "the Democrats need to be more culturally normal" with "less focus on pronouns" what he's actually saying is "the trannies aren't normal and don't normalize them."

as far as i can tell “bio hacking” is just a goofy term for giving yourself some combination of an eating disorder and a drug addiction

People mock this but this concept could run 12 seasons on CBS

It's annoying that brands stayed on the Nazi site instead of coming here because I can't harass FedEx for getting my new computer stolen.

Who the hell decided to let Scott Buck near another Dexter season?

Samsung Frame TVs seemed designed by people who hate movies.

I synced up the video from the Johnathan Ross and a bystander to help show what was happening when he fumbled his camera. He was already out of the way at that point and already had his gun drawn. It wasn't him being hit, it was him shooting Renee Good.

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Its fucking wild how news outlets are able to zero in and identify the cost of articles of clothing with precision but they still use terms like "racially tinged" or use the Sears family Christmas photo for family annihilator stories It's almost as if

IMAX needs to make bigger 3D glasses. When I wear them over mine it cuts off 10% of the screen from a decent seat.

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Calling tailors for a rush job before leaving for the holidays and was told "I don't know what you mean 'flannel shirt'"

"What if the way to come up with new ideas a program that, by its very design, is incapable of coming up with new ideas?"

Organizing a class-action suit against whoever told all the screenwriters about trauma

There is no right price. They can tell you downloaded it. They can see how much you play it. They even incentivized starting with a reward in Fortnite if you clock a certain amount of playtime. Sure, no money coming out of your pocket, but it’s still money going into hers. There is no right price.

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The slight age difference between me and my girlfriend was never really a problem, until she just called the Jim Carrey Grinch "perfection"

It would be a very good bit if it was entirely the 1977 release restored, except they put in Greedo shooting first.

Another perk of AMC A-List is that if you have reservations you know you can't use that week you can just grab a ticket to use the bathroom.

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There is a panic in the eyes of the guy reading the DoNYC ads before movies.

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must-read on the taxpayer-funded legal battle against the women who accused Cuomo, from @rosalindadams.bsky.social + @thecity.nyc:

Cuomo is such a dickhead

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Made my lady bodega breakfast this morning: SausageEggAndCheese, grilled onions, ketchup, on a homemade garlic and onion roll. This of course required movie nerd pun branding.

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Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

My sister, a kindergarten teacher, had to sit down and walk 18 5-year-olds through a shooter lockdown drill today & is currently navigating the emotional weight of that, but, sure, let's scold people for not mourning the loss of a guy who publicly said their deaths would be an ok trade for his guns.

“we evaporated the great lakes but at least we know what snoopy looks like as every mortal kombat character.”

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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Why in God's name is AMC playing ads during the trailers now and why does Google not use a James Blunt song during the James Blunt concert?

Remember years ago when people were eating the Halloween Whopper because it turned your poo green? Well, turns out the Blueberry Pie Oreos have a similar effect and it is terrifying if you're not prepared.

Goddammit. I'd been so careful not letting my phone update, then it died and updated without my consent and now I'm stuck with a bunch of extra Google AI bullshit I neither need nor want.

I won't give Willow a lot of credit but I will say, right when I was thinking "how fucking long is this ritual" the evil queen shouted "light the 13th candle," telling me it's a long ass ritual.

Few things have ever felt as good as not ranking Cuomo.

Very funny day to post this.

My theory about The Final Reckoning is, where Maverick and the last 2 Mission: Impossibles were about how Tom Cruise must save movies, this one is about how he should be forgiven for what he did in the process, be it abandoning his daughter or being part of an evil cult.