It would be quite nice to be asleep right now but the mucus in my nose has other plans for me.

Don’t know what it is about Yorkshire puddings specifically but they go straight to my tits. #merrychristmas

After years of being afraid of trying to roll up cake because the idea of it just sounds ludicrous even though I know it happens all the time, I ventured forth and made a my first Yule log. Oh, the pride radiates strong in me.

Tell me you’re hypermobile without telling me.

Burd.

Birmingham, you absolute ride.

Saturday night movie night this week simply had to feature a Rob Reiner cult classic. #spinaltap #robreiner

New Christmas wallpaper just dropped

It would be perfectly ridiculous to spend £85 on a dish drainer wouldn’t it? 👀 👀 👀 …yeah.

Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial.

Deli dog

When your hot Friday night date is…yourself! Dine in on pasta & wine while dining out on the ultimate sapphic meet cute. 😂 I treat me right. . #carolseason #fridaynightin #dateyourself #happyplace #treatyoself #carolfilm #cateblanchett #rooneymara #sapphicromance #sapphiccinema #lgbtq+

Happy Mass Unsubscribe From Promotional Emails Day.

Lully meows in need of good homes.

When people ask me “so how do you define your bisexuality?” I’m now just going to show them these: because this is SO it.

Bisexuality 101 #bisexual #bisexualwomen #biwomen #subtletilwedie #intoher

My new ‘hood being a right old flirt.

Absolutely blown away by this feedback that landed into my inbox from the Austin Film Festival script competition. My comedy pilot about the challenges people in their 40s and beyond face as they come to terms with their unexplored #bisexuality later in life placed in the top 20% overall.

Happy Oct. 1 👻 🎃

What’s the artistic obsession of having characters (TV/film) conduct entire conversations while brushing their teeth.? My misophonia simply CANNOT! I just have to mute it and miss any plot that happens in those scenes and hope I figure it out later.

sep 30 // oct 1

The best thing about Slow Horses is how authentically grim London is portrayed. I moved here filled with Richard Curtis lies. The city served up Slow Horses.

Have reached an age where I groan “oh, my knees” at least four times a day.

Oh good. London has reached a temperature where all fabrics, (clothing or upholstery) induce sweating.

That’s probably too much activity now in all fairness like.

If you want a tattoo, Brick Lane is there for you. If you want a tin of Vaseline…not so much.

When you’re co-writing a book about Mission Impossible, it’s only fair to see the new instalment with your writing partner! So @ericanela.bsky.social and her lovely husband left their native Nailsea and @amyclarke83.bsky.social and myself left London, to meet in the middle at Oxford.

I found where the Minions live.

Me: Smoking is mingin’ and no one looks hot doing it. Cate Blanchett: Hold my lighter…

It would appear that the science lab at my old secondary school hasn’t replaced so much as a chair since I last attended a lesson in it 25 or so years ago. Even the teacher’s the same 😂

I ate nice things today

My life from now until mid to late September. #palegingerfreckledandirish

Another busy day stalking the neighbour’s cat.

Every weekday morning at this time I’m in the gym lifting something heavy and hoping it doesn’t give me a haemorrhoid. But on a Friday? Well, on a Friday one stays in bed until the pigeon in the gutter above my window starts his persistent drill sergeant like cooing. Routines are important.

I’m 32% of the way through a novel on my kindle that I only read when I get into bed at night and honestly I fall asleep so quickly that I genuinely haven’t a notion what it’s even about. But we persevere.

Himself is humming “we’ll meet again” while brushing his teeth. #VEdayprep

When you take your lunch plate from your desk to the kitchen with the intention of going straight back to work. Cut to 90 mins later: the kitchen is spotless, I’ve made a batch of ice cream and refilled the cold brew.

When your favourite protein is 40% off, you go big.

You just fold it in! #IYKYK #schittscreek #foldinthecheese

Today was giving it. Hard.

Whelp, this play ain’t gonna write itself. And given it’s a funded commission, I have to have something to turn in by end of June - which now feels alarmingly close. 😱 #AIDSplay #AIDSCRISIS #IRISHPLAY

Beast mode: activated Now to spend the weekend filling that arm full of Easter eggs.

Me waking up and remembering there’s no new White Lotus tonight.

Then I put the bag for my folding garden chair on the grass and he declared it his.

Accepting his fate - snuggles shall happen.

Burning the devil’s calories.

Someone drank too much last night…

This week is going well…