Unseen University, of the Discworld, sets unrealistic expectations of workplace catering facilities. #Discworld #TerryPratchett

This is me with Terry Pratchett btw

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Plausible Fact of the Day The Linkin Park song "In The End" is about the futility of trying to open a pack of biscuits* using the little "open here" tab *Custard creams, naturally. Why would you be attempting to open any other type of biscuit packaging?

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I really hope Terry Pratchett had some inkling that the Vimes Theory of Boots would end up being referenced all over and often politically. I suspect he would have been incredibly amused by all of us. And maybe pleased at how much it helps people see how our system currently works.

My cat, who is angling for a second pouch of wet food*, is an expert at what I'm referring to as "psychological warstare" *Presumably because she didn't get enough gravy on her nose the first time #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

This is a great summary of what's going on in particular sections of the news media. It's obvious that the only real issue that the tabloid media has with Zack Polanski's mouth is that he uses it to say that we should lift up people who are struggling instead of the rich.

Time to renew my #ProofOfCat

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#PenQuote #November8th

A few goodies arrived from the Discworld Emporium 😀 The items aside I just love the extra steps they go, the stamps and Thieves Guild receipt etc 😂 @discworldemporium.bsky.social

Please try your best to avoid supporting organizations that are funding Trump's hate crusade. If that means resorting to a less convenient way to play music, or going without the latest phone model for a year or two etc... they are small prices to pay in order to send the message "Hate isn't ok"

www.wargamer.com/terry-pratch... I hadn't even noticed, an entire article about the Discworld RPG adventure that I penned!

Death - Discwolrd #discworld #terrypratchett #death #grimreaper #fantasybookseries #skeletonart #drawing #art

I am so lucky to be supported by such an incredible community for all my Peebsy business. Some of them really (like REALLY) wanted a Christmas Jumper, so here we are. Are you ready for a Hooonky Goosemas? Shares appreciated. Purchases welcomed. pixelmerch.co.uk/en-gbp/produ...

Moist Von Lipwig be like

Guess the Game this week was only one of my favourite video games ever made! The Curse of Monkey Island. Not many people have heard of it these days, but a couple of you seem to remember it at least! #RetroGaming #Gaming #Retro #VideoGames #VideoGame

basic run down of how i recommend pratchett to people:

Discworld Calendar - November 1999 Maskerade by Josh Kirby It's all going wrong at the operahouse. In this crowded scene, there's trolls, witches and watchmen about, but where's the opera ghost and will he kill again? The fat lady is singing but it doesn't look over just yet.

The Venn diagram of people who say, "Working from home puts cafés out of business" and those who say "If you stopped buying coffee every day you'd be able to buy a house" is a circle.

The scary part is that it's so blatant, and they are getting away with it. "Questions are also being asked about a potential conflict of interest involving Reform’s cabinet member for social care in Lancashire, who owns a private care company with his wife." www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I think it's fairly obvious that Labour, much like the Tories before them, are just doing all they can to make sure they have as many favours to call in from rich people as possible. Getting into power was just part of their career development plan.

I completely forgot it was the 5th of November until I heard fireworks. Someone should really write a poem about not forgetting it.

As the weather gets colder, animals are attracted to heat. Prior to performing any computationally expensive operations, please make sure to check any PC towers with top mounted radiators for cats. #Cats #CatsOfBluesky

Labour MPs on social media:

Presenting Errol, the smallest miniature I've ever painted. Miniature from the Micro Art Studio Discworld line, and purchased from @discworldofficial.bsky.social #Discworld #TerryPratchett

I'm opposed to gatekeeping, but Jesus Christ, sometimes I do miss the days when the Internet was just a bunch of nerds, and we mainly just called each other noobs based on which operating system, text editor etc... that people had chosen.

William de Worde from Discworld book The Truth by Terry Pratchett. Love this book and its characters! #art #discworld #terry pratchett

Social etiquette thought of the day While technically correct, it is probably inadvisable to arrange dinner plans using the term "mutual mastication"

October 31st November 1st

A psychiatrist, dealing with a man who fears he is being followed by a large and terrible monster, will endeavour to convince him that monsters don't exist. Granny Weatherwax would simply give him a chair to stand on and a very heavy stick. - Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

That’s my next read lined up. #Discworld #graphicnovel

Coven sketch

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He called them the interchangeable Emmas.

Enjoyed my second trip to MCM Comic Con in October. Went for Captain Carrot from #Discworld, with @stegalega.bsky.social making a fine Commander Vimes and Dawn as Lady Sybil Ramkin (complete with knitted swamp dragon). #MCMComicCon #Discworld #TerryPratchett

The original was one of my favourite games growing up. This is going to be interesting

Just got an email saying that I'm invited to "Preview GitHub’s Q4 2025 product roadmap" No thanks. If I wanted to hear two vowels being chanted every 60 seconds, I'd listen to the song Old MacDonald had a Farm on repeat. #AI #Programming #GitHub

I saw a post about Elijah Wood showing up to a Lord of the Rings themed wedding. It was unclear on whether he nicked the ring and threw it into a volcano though.

"The UK Government maintains that the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) is currently best placed to handle global tax rules. But development campaigners note that the OECD represents just 38 wealthy nations" 😐

As nights draw in, grab a Discworld.com mug for that cheeky cuppa. Buy 2, save 20% – ends midnight Friday 31st October (GMT)! 'Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.’ — Thud! #terrypratchett #discworld #discworldofficial

A blast from the past! Were you old enough to enjoy the original Simon the Sorcerer?! Great news! On Thursday I'm jumping into the brand-new prequel with Simon the Sorcerer Origins. Join me for some retro-inspired point and click love. #VideoGames #Gaming

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Turns out the best motivator I have for doing visual development is a) making my Documents and b) getting a little silly with it so I'm doing a series of silly Guards! Guards! illustrations to prepare for the Trailer Project

This descent into dystopia has terrible aesthetics. Where's the mood lighting, the flickering fluorescent tubes, and why didn't we get the flying cars? Will someone at least bring neon signs back?! Is it too late to get Ridley Scott and Warren Spector involved?

Happy #Caturday everyone. For anyone keeping track, my cat has now fully and unashamedly claimed the Discworld blanket #CatsOfBluesky #Cats #Discworld #TerryPratchett

So far, I'm splitting up the various social networks into the following categories Bluesky: Chronicling the downfall of humanity Mastodon: Nerdy hyperfocus central Facebook (Public): Every thought you have is somehow wrong Instagram: Cool pictures, but scroll long enough and things will get thirsty

"We must take away your human rights due to immigrants" "We must take away your workers rights due to lazy people" "We can't fund your health service because of DEI" How are people gullible enough to believe this?