Here's the trailer I made for the Access Ability showcase, with voiceover by @dcasellian.com ! youtu.be/Z59PfAF_4bY

Half heartedly clicking around looking for a new swimsuit and half these places are modeling genAI crap on genAI models. I miss the days of sh*t-tastic photoshopped clothes on stock photo people.

A disproportionate amount of my time is spent figuring out when I can go see Project Hail Mary in theaters again. 👎👎

Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Reports make it fairly clear that ICE detention facilities are worse than most US prisons. And for the most part they're crammed full of people who haven't been convicted of any crime.

IT WAS 74 DEGREES LAST WEEK. IT IS 60 DEGREES COLDER TODAY THAN IT WAS 7 DAYS AGO.

Happy birthday to my freshly-minted 7 year-old! His aunt gave him a camera that prints photos on thermal paper and he went ahead and took maybe the best picture of me ever. 😂 He already has plans to take his camera into the world to take pictures of people and give them the prints. 🥹

This voice actor brought both warmth and grit to the narration of “Your Birth” our latest Special Episode of the season! She not only brought NARCISSA to life, but every other character in the story as well! @dcasellian.com

So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion. That's $1 billion per day. $41,666,667 per hour. $11,574 per second. Thousands of lives lost. People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

Let’s play a game: “Is the road f*cked, or is my car f*cked?” With special expansion pack, “The road is so f*cked that your car is now also f*cked.”

Grateful for vaccines and a strong immune system but jfc body do you really have to have a full blown SEND OUT THE TROOPS response every time

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“So what do you do for work?” #voiceactor

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Freelancing is great because sometimes people will jump through hoops just to give you work and other times people will send you a beautifully crafted sorry-but-no-thanks message with someone else’s name still pasted in. 😂

Day two of being problematically sick and I’ve got stuff to do so full-on chemical warfare it is. Pro tip: the store brand cold medicine in an ugly box that costs a fraction of the pretty stuff has the exact same ingredients. Save your money.

I can’t do much work today because I have a cold so I think I’ll take it easy and rearrange the whole house instead.

I had a hankering to watch Fantasia 2000 this morning and now my kid is very invested in Beethoven’s butterflies. Full couch commentary and everything.

Sex is great but have you ever accurately predicted which song the playlist will shuffle to next?

What’s that, kid? You want to watch The Iron Giant? Sure! I would also like to alternately laugh and bawl my eyes out for 90 minutes. (We’re watching it for the second time now, so make it 180 minutes.)

One script, two takes, same character since I usually change it for the second read. #voiceactor

I'm updating my website and I've settled on this bullet point as an important new addition. GenAI isn't only problematic when it affects me personally, and I'd like the people I work with to know I recognize that.

TikTok’s terms of service spell out very clearly that they use all of your material to train AI, and based on the language it sounds like there’s no opting out. I didn’t see the same language in Instagram’s TOS, but I’m decidedly not an expert. Anyone know of Meta is scraping everything, too?

Twice today I was told I should start using genAI to analyze my work, make self improvement suggestions, and/or create content. No. ☺️

At the auto shop for an oil change, but I have a history of walking out having been saddled down with hundreds of dollars extra in repairs. I live in fear.

Doing yoga got a lot easier and more frequent once I stopped giving a sh*t how often I did it and for how long. 😌

Glad I didn’t overreact. #voiceactor

Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him. The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/

We have officially reached the “30 degrees F outside? So warm!” part of the year.

The business-y social media platform likes to shove AI ads in my face, so I watched a short slop video about crows drinking tears. Except I guess no one- human or computer- knows what birds drinking looks like, or that tears aren’t gelatinous. 🤢

For f*cks SAKE can we get rid of auto-complete? I can type faster than I can catch the stupid algorithm trying to make my life “easier,” so I end up wasting more time deleting garbled up word trash than I do just f*cking typing. 🤬

14 US states have abortion bans, leading to a rise in maternal and infant mortality. Global experience shows that criminalizing abortion doesn't increase birth rates - it risks women’s health and lives, making it harder to obtain legal medical care and forcing them into clandestine abortions.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

I like being a voice actor because who doesn’t enjoy reading a script and crying at 10am on a Monday. 😭

Sometimes I’m very smart, and sometimes I make up for that.

A suuuper late entry for #humanvoicesonly day: “Where Now” by Lea Leininger.

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Friendly reminder that we’re still in the year of the snake. The year of the horse starts on Feb 17th. Still time to shed your old skin before taking off on all fours.

Up since 2:30am because there was a fire in my apartment building (everything’s fine the tenant put it out before it got too crazy) so I think we’re kissing productivity goodbye today.

I have decided to start the trend of sending people little blessings for the New Year. Because if more people do it than just me it won’t be so cringe.

It’s been a hell of a year. You can read many more words about it on my LinkedIn, because I’m not pasting that much text into skeets. ❤️ LinkedIn.com/in/dcasellian

🎙️ Role announcement! 🎙️ Right before Xmas the audio version of khōréō issue 5.3 arrived, and I’m honored to have narrated T. Chiu-Chu’s short story “Symbiote.” Thank you to the whole team for trusting me to voice this wonderful, shiver-inducing, intimate work. khoreomag.com/fiction/symbiote

A stowaway!

Xtandi is THE funniest pharmaceutical commercial I’ve ever heard. Look it up. It sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy bit.