I got a fortune cookie preaching to me about the joys of being nerd sniped. https://ryanparsley.com/ephemera/2025/09/19/2025-09-19-06-11-39

I spent a decadent amount of time dialing in my Feeds and Speeds to get a clean test cut V Carving Poplar with my MPCNC. #cnc #woodworking https://ryanparsley.com/ephemera/2025/09/16/2025-09-16

I finally got around to an MVP of automated POSSE with my Astro powered static blog. Here's a blog post about it. ryanparsley.com/blog/2025/20...

Just implemented automated POSSE syndication for ephemera posts using CloudCannon's postbuild hooks! If it goes the well, it should syndicate new ephemera to Mastodon and Bluesky after each successful build. Makes me a bit... https://ryanparsley.com/ephemera/2025/08/2025-08-30

Maybe I need a privilege check, but this CNC setup feels way less fancy than how people respond when they hear I have one. It's in my gratitude journal and all, but it's conduit pipe screwed to 2x4s. https://ryanparsley.com/ephemera/2025/08/31/2025-08-31

It’s kind of refreshing to see that AI also has no idea how regular expressions work. I’d respect it more if it copped to it instead of drawing me into a series of prompts that read like a crummy magician failing to learn a new card trick. ryanparsley.com/ephemera/202...

As I consider choosing the word ephemera for my content collection type, I am certain the fact that the same word is used for singular and plural won't come back to haunt me at any time. ryanparsley.com/ephemera/202...

Become Ungovernable

I made an Arduinoboy! Now, I can use a Game Boy to control MIDI devices and vice versa. ryanparsley.com/blog/arduino...

I made an arcade stick style controller for retro gaming. ryanparsley.com/note/cigar-b...

I have concepts of a flan

Windmill bloodbath... I think he misunderstood Don Quixote.

THESE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE EATING OUR CATS

Part of this might be my fault. I live in Ohio and did say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse". It was hyperbole. I didn't eat a horse. I ate an egg sandwich. That's the whole story. I'm sorry for the confusion.

Note to self: If at any time I'm undecided in a future election, do not take any questions about it.

Making jokes on the Internet is a lot like surprising someone with a trust fall.

My POSSE on Broadband ryanparsley.com/blog/posse

Gemini just told me to Google something. I don't work for you robot!

I added share to mastodon and bluesky links to my blog. I wonder how long until I accidentally share a link to `localhost:4321/blog/some-post`.

I wrote a post about how Zod complements TypeScript because the subtly different concerns of each seems a bit nuanced. ryanparsley.com/blog/zod.html