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Poetic justice: that was never a penalty

Number 5 is basically every fucking column in the Telegraph.

Last week, OpenAI finally released GPT-5, which many had hoped would usher in the next significant leap in A.I. capabilities. But it is just the latest product to suggest that A.I. might not get much better.

It’s been obvious for some time that Musk’s platform is deliberately & dangerously hideous. There is nothing to stop politicians, up to & including the government, removing themselves from it entirely. Their every utterance would still be reported, regardless of how it entered the public space.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Wow Diana II! 🤣

NYT is still worried about Biden who is in the Indian summer of his life. Never mind the “Big Beautiful Bill”

Looked at the fixture list and I can't see us dropping any points in the first 38 games. COYG

Fuck this narrative, he knew what he was doing. He isn’t an innocent bystander but an evil architect of what is wrong with America right now

President Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked him about "TACO," short for Trump Always Chickens Out, a term that has been used to describe how markets tumble on Trump's tariff threats, then rebound when he gives way. Read more: nyti.ms/3HeQG9T

Farewell Kevin De Bruyne: Manchester City’s genius and a law unto himself | Simon Hattenstone

Right! It's a bit miserable on here, so here's your one off Wednesday post ❤️ Have a good one all 💪

Go after them Trump, they deserve it 🤣

New era, new pontiff, but Ian Fiveankles argues they've got big sandals to fill.

Bruce Springsteen says Trump is running ‘rogue government’ and ‘siding with dictators’

After effing the tech industry, the pharma industry is next 🤣

Wow!

WaPo is calling it Gulf of Mexico?

"Who ordered the Code Red?" As a schoolkid in the 1990s, I performed the Few Good Men scene, Jack Nicholson vs Tom Cruise, on my own, in drama class, playing both! So Hasan Minhaj, on his show, challenged me to re-enact it with him. And we did! Enjoy! (Full show: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeUU...)

“In other words, the BBC behaves much like Starmer’s government: appeasing critics on the right and far right, while suppressing the left.”

Starmer misread Trump and he’s now being played for a fool

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Exactly.

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Someone tag Zimbabwe

Sunday, April 13, 2025 Today missed being Easter by 22 minutes. Gregorian Calendar’s definition: First Sunday after the first Full Moon after the March Equinox. If the Full Moon had occurred 22 minutes earlier, landing yesterday (GMT), then today would have been that first Sunday.

If ever there was a series that didn’t need Season 2

Bend it like Declan!

Tech bros are feeling the heat www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Zimbabwe is special www.sundaymail.co.zw/breaking-zim...

The world is getting scarier

Starmer keeps bending over to please the orange one

Russia covets Ukraine, America wants Greenland and Canada, China will take over Taiwan and North Korea will pursue reunification of the peninsula. It’s the new dangerous world order

I approve of this message.🤭👏👏

This weekend Zimbabweans need to download VPNs and Telegram. An internet blockade in some form is definitely loading

Genius without the pangram www.nytimes.com/badges/games...

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

Liverpool are really not in this game. I don’t recall them ever being this listless

@zibusisoe.bsky.social Ola

The difference between Man Utd and Arsenal today is that they have Bruno and we have not!

I feel for the hens.

From Opinion “Politicians are allowed to criticize the press,” writes the editorial board. “But there is a difference between using language and using muscle.” The Trump administration “is mustering the arms of government to suppress speech it doesn’t like and compel words and ideas it prefers.”

Trump isn’t reducing DEI staff to shrink the “workforce” but rather because he is a racist and a misogynist

He was a poor choice for captaincy and was piss poor throughout his tenure

I’m done with the Washington Post. The departure of the Opinions Editor was the last straw. I don’t know the fella, but Jeff Bezos’s plans for the opinion section were the last straw